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You’ve Been Feeding The Ducks Wrong Your Whole Life

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… “really like” lettuce. They also suggest cooked brown rice, lentils, pearl barley or split peas. 8. And then the ducks will have plenty of energy for cute little stamping (and nesting and feeding their young and stuff too). View this image › gifrific.com Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kellyoakes/look-at-the-duckling-stampede-go …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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… for the day during a local Mardi Gras parade. As she grew older, the pair were gifted several trips to Miranda Lambert concert, Dee Dee orchestrated a photo op between the star and the little girl, and Lambert would end up sending Dee Dee a series of cheques, totalling $6,000. The hospital visits grew exponentially and, in the videos, Gypsy looks like she was ageing in reverse. Pictures from 2015 show a Gypsy who looks like a little old lady rather than the young woman she hoped to become. It …

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Why the book phone challenge is the social media craze of the summer.

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… @lordjamar @vladtv #writingmywrongs A post shared by Shaka Senghor (@shakasenghor) on Aug 4, 2017 at 9:09am PDT Grown folks are in on it too. Sharing what they’re reading for business or pleasure… #bookphonechallenge part 1 A post shared by Ben-G From The LPC (@bengfromthelpc) on Aug 2, 2017 at 7:35pm PDT …as well as the books that inspired and challenged them. I’m passionate about telling stories. That passion started at a young age with a …

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NFL Star Interrupts Church & Says Someones About to Commit SuicideThen He Hears “That Was Me”

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… front of the church, a man stood up and pointed to himself. “Is it you?” Carr asked him. Crying, the man said yes and came forward. Carr began to tear up as he embraced the man in a hug and told him “how much Jesus loved him, how much I loved him, how much of a plan God has for his life.” He prayed with the man and embraced him again before looking up to see his brother praying with a different young man. Carr walked over to join them in the man’s “five-foot …

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The Qatar connection to soccer’s record Neymar transfer

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(CNN)The departure of Neymar from Barcelona to Paris St Germain for a world record fee has it all. A young Brazilian soccer player who came to Europe to seek fame and fortune is offered ludicrous sums to abandon a world-famous club for a Qatari-bankrolled upstart. This time last year, Manchester United set a world record transfer fee when they bought Paul Pogba from Juventus for (the equivalent of) $116 million. Neymar’s exercise of his release clause at Barca cost his new employers $263 …

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SZA: The record company took my hard drive from me

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… in the next six months. On the next one, she wants to look outwards instead of in, and write about the world. The woorrrrld, she whispers, conspiratorially. Other people. I feel like were all connected anyway. I worry that Ive smoked too much weed and shot my brain to heaven … SZA. Photograph: Alicia Canter for the Guardian Maybe, she considers, the reason young women are so into what she does is because, in being so honest, shes attracting people with like-minded energy. Shes …

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The Radical Importance Of Issa Rae’s ‘Insecure’

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… around the same time as the debut of HBOs Girls and Comedy Centrals Broad City highlighted a deep television void: When was the last time we got to see a young black woman on television come of age, be messy, make mistakes, kick back with her other black girlfriends, have unapologetic drunken sex, fight, and make up? Theres a moment in episode one of the new season of Insecure that crystalizes what makes the series, and Issa, so special. Its a scene that echoes a similar montage in season …

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Jane Austen teen author before her time

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Far from being the epitome of genteel propriety, her earliest fiction reveals an anarchic spirit with a disdain for authority to match any modern adolescent Teenagers had not yet been invented in the late 1780s, when the young is available from the Guardian Bookshop for 7.64 Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/jul/18/jane-austen-teen-author-before-her-time …

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Robinson Cano’s go-ahead home run lifts AL All-Stars in 10th inning

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… flame-throwers, rather than its standout sluggers. At 34, the Seattle second baseman was among the oldest players in an event built around so many of the sport’s new, young stars, and he was added to the roster only Friday as an injury replacement. At that time, he didn’t realize baseball players and owners had scrapped the rule giving home-field advantage in the Fall Classic to the league that wins the Midsummer Classic. “When I found out, I said, I might get an at-bat,” …

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