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5 Ridiculously Huge Crimes America Covered Up

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Everyone has something in their past they’d like to keep hidden. Not paying for those Cokes in the bottom of your grocery cart, an ill-advised breakdancing phase, a secret second family, etc. But whatever horrible sin you may think you’ve gotten away with (we know, Li’l B; we will always know), it’s nothing compared to some of the enormous crimes the U.S. government pulled off … 4 The US Government Gave An International Assassin And Terrorist Witness …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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LCD Soundsystems James Murphy: I was a joke. My wife said I was going to die

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… Arcade Fire, with the idea of making an album with just the two of us in a room, together, but by then Bowies sessions with Tony Visconti and Donny McCaslins jazz combo were under way. He went along, but couldnt work out what to do. I feel like Id possibly been brought in to play some kind of Brian Eno role and that is so far from what I am. Eno is, I think, open, manipulative and confident. Im shy and self-directed and controlling. I have to micromanage. In the end, after playing percussion on …

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These Elephants In India Get Their Own Spa Day Every Year. I’m Legit Jealous.

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… in this area of the country have been endangered since 1986, their population declining over 50% over the last three generations. Daily Mail As the state animal, it’s clear that they take their care for the big guys very seriously. Daily Mail There are over 700 elephants owned by temples and individuals throughout Kerala. Daily Mail Aside from the religious importance, a few of the country’s elephants are used to help work …

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Here Are The 13 Most Adorable Criminals You’ll Ever See.

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… turning off The Wiggles. 2. And THAT’S what you get for impersonating a doggie. 3. This kid’s been watching dad play a lot of Grand Theft Auto. 4. They hit the bottle a little too hard. 5. “You wanna see a real work of art?” 6. Just when you thought you were safe: demon baby. 7. “Might” is more like “definitely will, all the time.” 8. Greed and gluttony, …

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‘Church of Lyintology’: Conservatives JOYOUSLY mock Hillary’s newfound ‘religion’ on #HillaryChurches

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Hillary Clinton has decided to let the world know that she’s religious. Guess the whole sweet granny wandering in the woods motif backfired, so she’s trying this new thing where she might be a pastor. No, we’re not making that up. Pastor Hillary … don’t look at us, we just work here. Luckily Conservative Twitter helped a little with the nightmares of envisioning Hillary in charge of a church of any sort with the hashtag, #HillaryChurches. Here are some of the best: …

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The subversive genius of Joe Orton – BBC News

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“It was so bizarre.” Image copyright Central Press/Getty Images Image copyright Islington Local History Centre Image caption It is not entirely clear why Halliwell murdered Orton, but in a brief suicide note he wrote: “If you read his diary all will be explained” Entertaining Mr Sloane, a black comedy that touched on homosexuality and hypocrisy, was widely praised on its release, also in 1964, including by theatre heavyweights such as Terence Rattigan and …

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Just so you know, Chrissy Teigen is definitely, totally, 100% over your novelty Instagram food

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – FEBRUARY 26: Actor Chrissy Teigen attends the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)Image: Getty Images Chrissy Teigen is sitting on a plush chair, in a pea green room, in a brightly lit suite at the Gramercy Park Hotel, overlooking lower Manhattan. The room’s adorned with oversized hamburger pillows, french fry blankets, and neat stacks of McBiscuit …

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You Are Robot Boy! Can You Save Japan From Monsters?

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… effect! The explosions cannot scratch the monsters impervious skin! Attacking it directly isnt going to work, Robot Boy, someone says to you. Wow! Richard Kind! I am a huge fan of your movie Richard Kinds Tokyo Detective Agency. Thanks for the advice, Richard Kind. I will devise a cunning plan to fight the monsters. How can I ask out an intelligent girl, such as a class president? Awesome! Thank you, Richard Kind! Now its time to go fight that monster. If you want …

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