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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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… herself. But she said she was almost gonna and we thought she might because sometimes you piss yourself when you’re old as fuck and howling at some dope-ass shit like Xander getting his pants pulled down by the stair lift. I’m glad she didn’t piss herself that time, though. That would’ve been so weird. Anyway, my nana thought this trick was really fucking sick, which is why it’s coming in at number three on the list. 2. Troy going down the stair lift with an …

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This dog went viral for carrying a bag of food during Hurricane Harvey

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With Hurricane Harvey ravaging much of Houston and the Texas coast this weekend, the stories emanating from inside the storm were mostly devastating. But a dog named Otis allowed social media users a brief moment of levity, and now, we know exactly who he is and why he’s become such a viral star. It started on Saturday when Otis escaped from his family’s home in Sinton, Texas, and a woman named Tiele Dockens saw him, thought it looked like he was “on a …

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25 Signs That Will Make You Lose All Hope In Humanity

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Just when I thought people couldn’t get any dumber, these 25 signs and labels came along with definitive proof that humanity is devolving. Did you know that you shouldn’t drink water out of a toilet? Or that parking in the ocean is a bad idea? Um, of course you did, but there are people out there who truly don’t understand these basic concepts. Otherwise, why would these signs have been made in the first place? After seeing these 25 ridiculous signs and …

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The Rock Finally Meets 10-Year-Old Who Used San Andreas Moves To Save His Brother As Tearful Momma Looks On!

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… Problem With FedEx… Treasury Secretary’s Wife Poses In Couture Gowns While Apologizing For ‘Boastful And Materialistic’ Instagram Post… Protect Dreamers! Celebs & Politicians Speak Out Against Trump’s Decision To Phase Out DACA Taylor Swift Dethroned Despacito — See why Mariah Carey Fans Are So Grateful… Read more: http://perezhilton.com/2017-09-05-dwayne-johnson-the-rock-instagram-meets-boy-hero-saved-brother …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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LCD Soundsystems James Murphy: I was a joke. My wife said I was going to die

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… other members of LCD, which may well be another reason why theyve reconvened. Its an incredible gift my band gives me by going into rehearsals and allowing me to be a complete like, Hey, infinitely better guitar player than me, can you hand me the guitar and can I show you what I mean? He shrugs. Even in the band I was in when I was a kid, Id be telling everyone what to do. Id be leaning over the drums, telling them to tune their guitars, micromanaging. Ive tried being in democratic bands. Ive …

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BOOM: Colion Noir accused of being NRA’s ‘token,’ EPIC backfire ensues

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… insecure for the convo — Thomas Jones, CIPT (@OtherTomJones) August 10, 2017 Lol You just called me a token simply for being a blk 2A advocate w/ the NRA. You're full of it man https://t.co/IqRZK8alIc — Colion Noir (@MrColionNoir) August 10, 2017 No I described you as the token in light of your talents in an environment dominated by white Americans. Let's not get it twisted. — Thomas Jones, CIPT (@OtherTomJones) August 10, 2017 why does my race even need to …

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As I Scrolled Through These 45 Photos, One Thing Became Very Clear. And Everyone Should See It.

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The world isn’t always fair. In fact, there are many, many times when it’s unfair and it feels like other people are out to get you. That’s why it’s important to remember the positive parts of life when you can. Take, for example, these random acts of kindness. Complete strangers helped each other out for no reason other than to be good people. This is the sort of kindness that really renews your faith in the world and other people. As you scroll through these, …

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Huge Twitter Thread Proves The Perfect ‘Friends’ Couple Was Rachel & Joey, Not Rachel & Ross

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… never really took any interest in Rachel’s career. In the series finale, Rachel is offered her dream job in Paris, and all her friends urge her to take it, but Ross chases after her and wins her back, leaving Rachel jobless in the end. 36/ ARGUMENT #2: Rachel Deserved Someone Who Understood why Her Career Was Important to Her. (MY DUDES I AM JUST! GETTING! STARTED!) kaneandgriffin (@kaneandgriffin) August 8, 2017 38/ Ross sabotaged her career at every turn. He was “tired of …

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