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5 Ridiculously Huge Crimes America Covered Up

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… esteemed positions as President of the Japanese Medical Association, head of the Japanese Olympic Committee, and the freaking Governor of Tokyo. So there you go: Don’t commit war crimes, or else you might wind up respected and esteemed, running the largest city in the world. You know what crime America hasn’t covered up? This crime against fashion. Get it here to stand out at your next 4th of July bbq or Presidents Day mattress sale. Also check out 5 Terrifying Ways Police Can …

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Kids: You Can’t Expect Them To Do ANYTHING Right. But At Least It’s Hilarious.

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Children are the light of our life. They’re beautiful, and wonderful, and we can’t stop taking their pictures. Ohhhh, children. what a joy. But for being miniature adults, they’re surprisingly terrible at everything. And although they’ll be amazingly awesome we know they’ll be one day… they really can’t be counted on to do ANYTHING right. Seriously, these 19 kids are just the tip of the Fail-iceberg. 1.) “Knock, knock.” …

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This Is How American Cuisine Is Percieved Around The World…And It’s Not Pretty

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what comes to mind when you think of “American food?” These photos show what countries around the world think Americans eat, and it’s not a pretty sight. For me, American food would be my grandma’s home-cooked Thanksgiving dinner or a ballpark frank at a baseball game. As I learned from these photos of American food sections in grocery stores around the world, however, people worldwide seem to think that Americans’ diets are 99 percent sugar. All …

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Man Stages A Police Ambush On His Girlfriend…So He Can Propose!

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googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display(‘VN_PG_DTBT_ATF’); }); Nothing says romance quite like the thought of getting ambushed by a group of balaclava-clad men in the middle of the street and having your face shoved into the pavement. Wait…what? As crazy as that hypothetical sentence sounds, it was very much a reality for one woman in central Romania. Alexandra and her boyfriend Vlad were out for a drive in Brasov when they were told to pull over by men …

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PewDiePie makes yet another racial slur during videogame live stream

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… player and shouting to him: “what a fucking n-,” before immediately correcting himself: “Sorry, but what the fuck. what a fucking asshole.” Image: pewdiepie/youtube The YouTuber, whose channel has over 57 million subscribers, has a history of making racial statements. Back in February, the Wall Street Journal posted a review of several of his recent videos that included multiple anti-Semitic “jokes” and Nazi imagery. Disney’s Maker Studios cut ties …

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In Chat Rooms, Unite the Right Organizers Planned to Obscure Their Racism

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… in the days leading up to the Aug. 12 event. “The objective is to gain sympathy for a pro-white rally and against an erasure of history and this communist shit that we all are aware of,” 
he said. Mosley, who took over leadership of the white nationalist group Identity Evropa earlier this week, cautioned against extreme violence: “If this rally turns into a crazy street brawl that we started, that’s not as good as if we had gone there, said what we had to say, and …

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Footage Shows Chiropractor Setting Up Hidden Cameras To Videotape Assaults

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… engaging in sexual acts with dogs and horses on it. Here, you can see Foley methodologically setting up hidden cameras before the arrival of a female patient. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/embed/video/1402477.html?referer=viralnova One victim said that she felt “torn to shreds” after finding out that she’d been filmed by the chiropractor. “I had to leave my university course and degree after being there for six months because I couldn’t cope with what happened.” …

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You’ve Been Feeding The Ducks Wrong Your Whole Life

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… View this image › Cengland0 / en.wikipedia.org “If they miss out on essential nutrients, they can get an illness known as angel wing,” Mark Simpson, a spokesperson for the Wildfowl and Wetland Trust (WWT), told BuzzFeed. “It’s a deformity that can leave them flightless and can be fatal.” You can see what angel wing looks like in the photo above. 7. So what should you be feeding ducks instead? …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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LCD Soundsystems James Murphy: I was a joke. My wife said I was going to die

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… Arcade Fire, with the idea of making an album with just the two of us in a room, together, but by then Bowies sessions with Tony Visconti and Donny McCaslins jazz combo were under way. He went along, but couldnt work out what to do. I feel like Id possibly been brought in to play some kind of Brian Eno role and that is so far from what I am. Eno is, I think, open, manipulative and confident. Im shy and self-directed and controlling. I have to micromanage. In the end, after playing percussion on …

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