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In Chat Rooms, Unite the Right Organizers Planned to Obscure Their Racism

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… stickers. They worked to distance themselves from the images of the Nazis and Ku Klux Klan, if not actual Klan members. Users noted that Klan members were welcome, but only if they didn’t show up in white hoods and robes. “If you have comms (with the KKK) advise them that they will be turned away at the door,” one user wrote. “Just tell them not to show up in full regalia.” Screenshot via Unicorn Riot In a Discord chat, users noted that Klan members were …

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Welcome To Virgo Season, Bitches

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… planner, find your ballpoint pens, pack an extra phone charger in your bag and make sure you have 👏 your 👏 shit 👏 together. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Let’s face it. We all have at least one Virgo in our life that we wish we could emulate on a daily basis. Wouldn’t it be kind of cool to give them a run for their money? Even if only for a month? So welcome to Virgo season, bitches. May the odds be …

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7 Affordable, Modern Alternatives For When You Finally Get Sick Of IKEA

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… summer wardrobe. You’re welcome. http://ox-d.viralnova.com/w/1.0/afr?auid=537251602&cb=5712f5fa83b00 4. Muji Muji If you want something that’ll set your minimalistic heart aflutter, Muji is here for you. This is probably one of the most spot-on IKEA alternatives, so if you don’t want to have the same coffee table as your mom and your sister and your cousin and your cousin’s cousin, this store will hook you up. 5. AllModern …

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Chuck E. Cheeses Is Getting Rid Of Its Robot Band And We Don’t Know How To Feel

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welcome to your house of nightmares, where it constantly smells like carpet cleaner and you’re always three tickets short of that really awesome combination flashlight/spy pen. But now, there’s a little less fuel for your nightmares. Chuck E. Cheese is getting rid of its robot band, and no one really knows quite how to feel about it. Earlier this week, Chuck E. Cheese CEO Tom Leverton told CBS News that the company was revamping the chain, starting with a few locations in San …

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You Are Robot Boy! Can You Save Japan From Monsters?

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… You enjoy normal Japanese teenager hobbies like watching TV, playing sports, transforming into different machines with your power of shape-shifting, and hanging out at the mall. Robot Boy, get dressed for school! shouts one of your moms. Head to the kitchen for breakfast. Keep playing. Keep playing. Keep playing. Keep playing. Keep playing. Keep playing. Start a new game. Your three dads and two moms welcome you to the breakfast table. …

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After Trump and Brexit, is this the end for the Anglo Saxon west? | Timothy Garton Ash

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Those who welcome the prospect of decline in Britain and the US should be careful what they wish for, argues Guardian columnist Timothy Garton Ash You must be from England, says the shop assistant at the CVS drugstore in Menlo Park, California. When I mention Donald Trump, he says: Well, dont get me started on how things are going on your side of the Atlantic. Your Mrs May there in Downing Street is being [expletive deleted] by the bureaucrats in Brussels I can only agree. Having jumped from …

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President Stephen Colbert in 2020?

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(CNN)“Ladies and gentleman, please welcome the 46th President of the United States: Stephen T. Colbert.” Colbert’s remarks came Friday during an appearance on the Russian late night TV show, “Evening Urgant.” While being interviewed by the show’s host, Ivan Urgant, Colbert revealed that he had a big announcement. Then, with a straight face, Colbert declared, “I am here to announce that I am considering a run for president in 2020.” As the …

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Which Buffy Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Daniella Urdinlaiz Are you a Buffy fan? Do your interests also include speaking at length about natal charts at parties? Then look no further! Let me welcome you to a place where Buffy The Vampire Slayer and astrology collide! the article you never knew you needed. Just sit back, relax, grab your goblet of blood (or wine) and commune with the stars! Or sod off, I don’t care. Daniella Urdinlaiz SAGITARRIUS: XANDER (November 23rd to December 21st) Woo, you got Xander! Lets have anotherwoo? …

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Little Dog Passes Out From Overwhelming Joy When Reunited With This Girl.

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Anyone who thinks dogs don’t have feelings must not know many dogs. Casey the Schnauzer was away from her momma who was living abroad for two years. When the young woman came home… Casey just couldn’t handle all of the happy. The little dog was so filled with joy, she actually fainted. This is the kind of welcome home you’d never, ever forget. (To be fair on Casey though, that is like 14 years in dog years, a long time to be away from a loved one.) (Source: Rebecca …

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When It Comes To Working Out, These 15 People Can’t Even

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… is just…so much. YouTube / Nixa Zizu 10. welcome to working out, where everything’s made up and our spines don’t matter. 11. That de-escalated quickly. YouTube / Vine Virals 12. I juuuust don’t know what to do with this information. YouTube / Vine Virals 13. “How do you even walk in those things?” Who said anything about walking, sis? YouTube / Protein …

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