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She Finally Conceived…Which Would’ve Been Great If She Wasn’t Already Pregnant

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Imagine having a condition so rare that your own doctor had to Google it. That’s what happened to Kate Hill when she got pregnant not once but twice in the span of 10 days. Kate and her husband, Peter, had been trying to conceive for some time when she began hormone therapy. Then something crazy happened. After having unprotected sex just once, Kate conceived twins. However, one of the them was non-viable. A few days later, she ovulated — something that normally doesn’t …

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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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… herself. But she said she was almost gonna and we thought she might because sometimes you piss yourself when you’re old as fuck and howling at some dope-ass shit like Xander getting his pants pulled down by the stair lift. I’m glad she didn’t piss herself that time, though. That would’ve been so weird. Anyway, my nana thought this trick was really fucking sick, which is why it’s coming in at number three on the list. 2. Troy going down the stair lift with an …

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LCD Soundsystems James Murphy: I was a joke. My wife said I was going to die

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… off, he Call the Police. There was just one problem with all of this, gout notwithstanding. Murphy started writing music again. Worse, it sounded like LCD Soundsystem, which obviously presented a dilemma. The options were: the music Im making just wont be released, which seemed really arbitrary, weird and forced; Im going to have a new pseudonym, a fake, also just absurd; or Im going to make a solo record, which means I couldnt play with my friends who were in LCD if I was going to play live. …

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Is the meme Trump just retweeted racistor just weird?

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… because who really cares about decorum? But can we take a moment to appreciate how weird it is? https://t.co/iZRCOxr0C0 — Alexander Goot (@AGoot18) August 24, 2017 The president of the United States just re-tweeted this. Imagine any other president doing something similar. You can't. Again. https://t.co/P5lUf84A8p — Jackie Calmes (@jackiekcalmes) August 24, 2017 Trump retweeted this. So, here we are. https://t.co/kSQhpUy0fk — Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) August 24, …

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23 things non-English-speaking immigrants gave us that we totally don’t need. Not at all.

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… 22. Or nearly a quarter of the soldiers who fought to end slavery and establish the modern United States. Immigrants speaking weird languages helped save the union. Photo via Library of Congress/Getty Images. 23. Or the military strategy that helped us win our independence in the first place. Pictured: French General and noted code word Rochambeau and Marquis de Lafayette, Lancelot of the revolutionary set. Photo via Hulton Archive. As the Founders said 261 years ago on that …

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Chuck E. Cheeses Is Getting Rid Of Its Robot Band And We Don’t Know How To Feel

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… piece of our childhoods that’s biting the dust, along with classic Nickelodeon, Lunchables, and Dunkaroos. It’s weird to think that future children will never run around a Chuck E. Cheese with arobot band jerkily performing just out of the corner of theireye while theytry to win those last three tickets atskee-ball. On the other? Giphy Don’t tell me that thing isn’t going to steal my soul through its eyes. Its dead, lifeless, animatronic eyes. On Twitter, plenty of …

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Imagine if every school played this Kid President ‘pep talk’ before class.

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… anyone make you think differently. We are all unique and weird and amazing in our own ways. Sure you’ll have your ups and downs, but keep that head up. YOU matter. It’s science, man! And also, you are great. 2. Being a bully is dumb. Don’t do it. Be nice instead. It’ll take you further in life, and someday you’ll look back on the bullies that you’ve known and think, “They wasted so much time being horrible to others. No wonder …

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Luc Besson on turning Rihanna into a 28th-century Cleopatra and being stood up by Prince

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… one. He gives a soft heh-heh. Its kind of crazy. Adapted from the comic strip Dane DeHaan and The Fifth Element was progressive in its view of race and gender, placing in the traditional damsel-in-distress role a priapic African-American man ( Alain Delon, are you? He felt completely alone. Youre by yourself. Youre too weird for girls. The two subjects I could talk about were dolphins and movies. The girls actually ran away when they saw me. Out of these feelings of isolation came his …

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Robinson Cano’s go-ahead home run lifts AL All-Stars in 10th inning

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… West, who last month became just the third ump to work 5,000 big league games. “I would bet if the game had counted, he would not have done that,” NL manager Joe Maddon said. Molina took the request in stride. “It was weird, huh? It was funny, too,” he said. “I said: Are you serious? He was. So I did it.” Cruz had planned a similar stunt for the 2013 but said he couldn’t do it. “This time, if I had to take a picture with someone it was Joe West. …

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