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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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… that fast. It was pretty embarrassing honestly. My nana didn’t think this one was cool at all, and she booed us for a little while and then took a nap in her big chair. 5. Putting a surfboard on the chair and getting Rich, Blake, and Troy up on there at the same time: I knew we were onto something here because as soon as we got the surfboard out, my nana started saying, “There you go! Now, there you go! All right, now we got something going!” Then when Troy fell off and busted …

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Hurricane Irma takes aim at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago, social media goes wild

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… Saint Martin, about 200 miles east of Puerto Rico in the Leeward Antilles, is an 11-bedroom home that Trump owns. The home, which Trump says he currently rents out, is up for sale for $16.9 million – a price reduced from $28 million – but could be worth much less after Irma passes through.  Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/09/06/hurricane-irma-takes-aim-at-trumps-mar-lago-social-media-goes-wild.html …

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In Chat Rooms, Unite the Right Organizers Planned to Obscure Their Racism

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… NRA cucks who the TRUE defenders of their country really are and could likely lead many of them to join the cause,” the user wrote, using a slang term derived from “cuckold.” The iconic “Make America Great Again” baseball caps popularized by Trump’s presidential campaign served a similar purpose. “Bring your MAGA hats if you’ve got ’em,” Kessler wrote in a June post. “If Antifa fucks with us it’ll look like average Trump …

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The Rock Finally Meets 10-Year-Old Who Used San Andreas Moves To Save His Brother As Tearful Momma Looks On!

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… sure is. Thank you so much Christa for flying out to Vancouver to allow us to meet you and your boys, Jacob and Gavin. We had a blast and grateful to have you on our set. #OConnorFamily #ProudMamaA post shared by therock (@therock) on Sep 5, 2017 at 7:11am PDT Surprise! (mama shedding a few happy tears for her boys) I told Jacob and his brother Gavin that when kids visit my movie sets, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory because children get to eat all the chocolate and …

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LCD Soundsystems James Murphy: I was a joke. My wife said I was going to die

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… Arcade Fire, with the idea of making an album with just the two of us in a room, together, but by then Bowies sessions with Tony Visconti and Donny McCaslins jazz combo were under way. He went along, but couldnt work out what to do. I feel like Id possibly been brought in to play some kind of Brian Eno role and that is so far from what I am. Eno is, I think, open, manipulative and confident. Im shy and self-directed and controlling. I have to micromanage. In the end, after playing percussion on …

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IKEA releases instructions for making your own ‘Game of Thrones’ cape

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Despite the untold millions of dollars it costs to produce Game of Thrones, it turns out the HBO shows costume designer shops at IKEA just like the rest of us. During a talk at the Getty Museum event in Los Angeles last year, head costume designer Michele Clapton revealed that the capes worn by the Night’s Watch are actually just sheepskin rugs from IKEA, which anyone can purchase for $79. SEE ALSO: Did ‘Game of Thrones’ seriously just spear Drogon then go LOL JK? In …

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Houston Couple Calls Fast Food Chain To Order Breakfast Burritos & Rescue Boat & They Deliver!

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… fast food chain played into their escape: “We had to get out of there so I called Chick-fil-A, now that sounds kind of funny. I ordered two grilled chicken burritos with extra egg and a boat. And can you believe that one of the managers of Chick-fil-A, she sent her husband to pick us up and we are so grateful.” A manger’s husband and two men with jet skis showed up to rescue the grandparents from the rising water levels! You can watch the clip (below): “I ordered two …

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Is the meme Trump just retweeted racistor just weird?

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… 2017 Yesterday Trump: 'It is 'time to heal wounds that divide us' Today Trump: 'Fuck you, Obama!' https://t.co/w13OAXhErz — Jennifer Hayden (@Scout_Finch) August 24, 2017 The leader of the free world retweets….. https://t.co/bPVfDIdnuP — Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) August 24, 2017 Donald Trump just retweeted this. This man has ZERO respect for the office. Every one that voted for this monster should be ashamed 😑 https://t.co/0zuY7pSOo1 — …

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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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… private abuse. There is no way for us to know what it was like inside that little pink house, nor would it be fair to judge her actions. When I spoke to Gypsy in interviews at the local jail, she said Dee Dee had told her that her father, Rod, had abandoned them. In fact, it emerged, Dee Dee hid Gypsy from her father for years, promising visits that were always cancelled at the last second due to Gypsys medical emergencies. According to Rod, whom I interviewed on tape, he was careful to send her …

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They Claim That They Received A Message From A Demon, And They Might Be Right

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One of the most terrifying things about the technological world that we now live in is that ghosts and demons seem to have found ways to torment us via phone. Take, for example, the story of Redditor digiwarfare. According to digiwarfare, he and a few friends were hanging out last month when one of them received a text from an unknown number. Attached to the message was an untitled audio file. Not knowing what else to do, he played it for his friends. What they heard was absolutely nightmarish. …

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