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Luke Bryan lets terminally ill fan grab his butt despite no-touching rule

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Bryan, 41, allowed fan Francis Stanaway to touch his behind during a meet-and-greet before the show. Stanaway was able to meet the Country Girl (Shake It For Me) singer through a program called Gift of a Day that was set up by her care center. Luke Bryan Finally Breaks His No Butt-Touching Rule for 88-Year-Old Terminally Ill Fan https://t.co/l8CmCXXfYM — People Magazine (@people) July 25, 2017 VINNIE JONES CLAIMS HIS TWITTER WAS HACKED, DENIES POSTING PHOTO OF FOX MASSACRE Stanaway also …

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The Emoji Movie tweeted itself into the Handmaid’s Tale, yes I’m serious

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… that the tweet was taken down at around 4:30 p.m. PST Monday (after, y’know, being up for three goddamn days), none of us can unsee this tone deaf post, with copy that read: Blessed Be The Emoji. SEE ALSO: Here’s what healthcare would look like if we took President Trump literally Some legitimately spent time photoshopping this Image: THE EMOJI MOVIE, Twitter ‘Grinning Face’ emoji is right, The Emoji Movie! Quick: What’s the first thing that comes to mind …

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The Radical Importance Of Issa Rae’s ‘Insecure’

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… around the same time as the debut of HBOs Girls and Comedy Centrals Broad City highlighted a deep television void: When was the last time we got to see a young black woman on television come of age, be messy, make mistakes, kick back with her other black girlfriends, have unapologetic drunken sex, fight, and make up? Theres a moment in episode one of the new season of Insecure that crystalizes what makes the series, and Issa, so special. Its a scene that echoes a similar montage in season …

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I Had No Idea It Was So Easy To Make My Ugly Furniture Look Amazing. Wow.

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… Aqua Hobby 14.) Put shutters on the sides of a table. Good Housekeeping 15.) Stack old magazines and use them as a stool or ottoman. apartmentherapy (via listotic) These cool ways will help liven up your place on any budget. The only way some of these could get any easier is if someone did them for you. I’m certainly excited about taking my old folding chairs and using them as storage in my garage. Read more: …

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What Happened During This Baby Photo Shoot Is Hilariously Awkward.

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Hey parents, listen up. Sure, your newborn babies are extremely cute. They’re a perfect combination of everything awesome in the world, but it’s probably impossible for them to enjoy all of the photoshoots you put them through. They don’t want to be dressed in ridiculous outfits. Nor do they care about looking at “the little birdie.” As far as they’re concerned, they just want to SLEEP. That’s why it was only a matter of time before one of them …

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‘Valerian’ turns French comic into epic mess

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… Johansson vehicle “Lucy.” The best sequence, not surprisingly as it turns out, comes at the outset, largely because there’s no dialogue. A group of shimmering, sleek aliens is presented on an Eden-like planet, only to have the sky open up, raining down destruction from above. From there, it’s off to meet Valerian and Laureline. And while the plot does circle back to that opening sequence, every twist is telegraphed so far in advance as to be pretty obvious. Clive Owen …

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Apple to add Woman With Headscarf, Breastfeeding and, naturally, Zombie emoji

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New emoji for the headscarf woman and breast-feeding mom.Image: apple/composite Happy World Emoji Day, 24 hours in which we realized that there still isn’t an emoji for every mood, activity, job, and clothing style. SEE ALSO: Emoji sheriffs are patrolling Twitter The good news is that the emoji-creation industry is always racing to catch up with real-world social mores. Now, we have the promise of Woman With Headscarf and Breastfeeding. Of the two, Woman With Headscarf, who seems to be …

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8 petty laws inspired by Honolulu’s attempted ban on cellphone walking

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… far more pressing issues that should take priority over walking and texting, like, uh, homelessness. Rather than enforce a law, he suggests a public awareness campaign via social media. Sounds way more fun, and hey, people could even learn about it on their phones while simultaneously walking. Not to mention, this is not a thing that’s going to work. Do you think people are going to put down their phones at crosswalks and give up valuable seconds that could be spent potentially …

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MashReads Podcast: ‘The Idiot’ is one of the best books you’ll read all year

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… impactful and formative Russian literature, including The Brothers Karamazov and Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky and Forty Rooms by Olga Grushin. And, as always, we close the show with recommendations: Aliza recommends catching up on Game of Thrones. MJ piggiebacks off of that and also recommends Funny or Die’s Game of Thrones recap series “Gay of Thrones.“ Peter recommends Edgar Wright’s new movie Baby Driver. MJ has a host of micro-recommendations …

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The Best One Piece Swimsuits For Girls With Big Boobs

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… bottom and high-cut legs. Normally, I can’t wear anything with an open back that shows off side boob, but this little masterpiece has adjustable straps to prevent gravity from shitting all over my entire life. Halter tops are totally perfect for big boobs, as long as they’re easily adjustable. This one has removable padding, which is something you should always look for in swimwear if you’re busty. (Seriously, can we come up with a new word to replace busty? It’s like, …

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