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25 Signs That Will Make You Lose All Hope In Humanity

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Just when I thought people couldn’t get any dumber, these 25 signs and labels came along with definitive proof that humanity is devolving. Did you know that you shouldn’t drink water out of a toilet? Or that parking in the ocean is a bad idea? Um, of course you did, but there are people out there who truly don’t understand these basic concepts. Otherwise, why would these signs have been made in the first place? After seeing these 25 ridiculous signs and …

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Here’s why you should always be honest with your friends

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Whether you’ve ever had lipstick on your teeth or get caught with toilet paper on your shoe, this comic captures those feels when your friends let you down, but a complete stranger has your back. SEE ALSO: The Best Comics You’re Not Reading Yet Image: andrea mcneil Image: andrea mcneil Image: andrea mcneil Image: andrea mcneil Image: andrea mcneil Be a true friend, people. WATCH: DIY Spider-Man learns to web-swing, low-budget style Read more: …

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Super Bowl commercials: best and worst of 2017

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… Spuds appears to dispense advice to a man who really needs his help because hes decided to stay home like a plum instead of going to watch the game with his friends. According to Bud Light, Spuds MacKenzies affinity for living life to the fullest with friends, both old and new, embodied the spirit of Bud Light that we still honor today. The spirit of Bud Light! Marvellous. Mr Clean You gotta love a man who cleans, havent you! I like to scrub the toilet bowl so clean that I could eat my …

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12 Of The Silliest Reasons Folks Had To Be Rushed To The ER

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… cadomski 7. Flickr / Aidan Jones “I have an uncle who BROKE A RIB with a sneeze.” PastorPuff 9. Wikimedia Commons “I got a roll of toilet paper stuck on my finger. I worked in a fast food restaurant when I was a teenager and one night before cleaning the restrooms I grabbed a couple of very large rolls of TP. My hands were full of cleaning products, and since the toilet paper rolls had plastic rings in the middle I stuck one roll on a finger to …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… in an ‘L’ shape. All the tents were set up around the corner and the band had set up a generator across the field on the other side. Then beside where the tents were, there was a hole in a bush to the other field, we went through here to go to the toilet so we had some privacy from everyone. There was roughly 30-40 people in the field, and the band started playing, we started drinking and generally having a great time. Any time I needed to pee, I went with my ex’s sister or a …

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Guardian readers on their worst holidays: rats, sewage and lots of vomiting

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… never ever fly in anything but trousers and socks again. I think the most unbelievable part of that journey was when the stewardesses came along to offer us dinner. And a tide of rats as told by groovylordpingu Norovirus in a Welsh cottage at Christmas with the mother-in-law. Five people, one toilet. Boxing Day shopping trip for bleach (too late to stop infection but needed for morale). Wife and mother-in-law fell out not spoken since. Many of food left untouched and forgotten. Pretty …

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Here Are 26 Normal Things Dirtier Than Your Toilet…Life Is So Gross

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Warning: One look at these 26 things dirtier than your toilet may ruin you forever. You may never be able to see the world in the same light again. From restaurant ice to your personal cell phone, just wait ’til you see just how dirty you and the things around you really are. Maybe ignorance truly is bliss. 1. Seventy percent of ice served at restaurants is dirtier than toilet water. Flickr / Andy Rodgers Read More: 15 Freaky Things That Airline Passengers …

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21 Unexpected Things Kids Are Thankful For That Will Make You Laugh

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… make the cut!” Jennifer Brown Conwell 7. “’Shoes. Getting new shoes. People who make shoes.’ Aiden, age 3” Sarah Aguirre My 4-year-old: Im grateful for mommy wiping my poop. toilet paper.” Mandy Heller 11. “Our New Dishwasher” Lindsay Hall 12. ”We have a thankful tree and my 5-year-old daughter and 3-year-old son put up a leaf on it daily. My son has so far been thankful for the trash truck driver, Paw Patrol, drummers, my …

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‘Yes we cran’: Barack Obama pardons Thanksgiving turkeys one last time

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… legacy down the toilet, the mood was jovial, liberated, even a little demob happy. And for White House staff, plunged into tearful despair by the election result, it was nine minutes of daft escapism. Obama admitted that he has previously embarrassed his daughters with a corny-copia of dad jokes about turkeys. He added: This year they had a scheduling conflict. Actually, they just couldnt take my jokes any more. They were fed up. Austin grinned. Fortunately, Obama continued, he had by his side …

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9 Funny Tales From Firefighters That Will Leave You In Stitches

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… bunch’ of bystanders.” Fireguy57 3. Flickr / Lindsey Turner “Volunteer Department out in the boonies. You bet we get some weird ones! Yes, we have all had the cat stuck in a tree, but have you ever had a dog’s head stuck in a hole in a tree? A very large woman stuck in the mud? Parachuters stuck in a tree? Someone stuck on a toilet? A lot of folks getting stuck these days!” nvfd1137 5. Flickr / Tim Kuzdrowski “I was running as …

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