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Americas first openly gay male Winter Olympian is also pretty damn funny too.

Adam Rippon just made U.S. Olympics history. Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images. When the 28-year-old heads to South Korea, he’ll be the first openly gay U.S. male athlete to compete in the Winter Games. Can he get a hell yeah? Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images. Other male LGBTQ athletes have competed in the winter games in years past — notably, fellow figure skaters Johnny Weir and Brian Boitano — but none had been open about their sexual orientation …

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23 things non-English-speaking immigrants gave us that we totally don’t need. Not at all.

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In a press conference Aug. 2, President Trump announced his support for a new immigration system that would “favor applicants who speak English.” Photo by Jim Watson/Getty Images. And not a moment too soon. It’s high time foreigners stop coming here with their funny accents, broken sentences, and inability to read the complete works of Marcel Proust, mucking things up for the rest of us. Naysayers, of course, will note that regardless of their English skills …

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After Trump and Brexit, is this the end for the Anglo Saxon west? | Timothy Garton Ash

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… resumed The Conversation on the Stanford University campus last week, we agreed that thus far the constitutional checks and balances seemed to be working. Courts have twice blocked Trumps travel ban. It is unthinkable that the independence of the judiciary could be existentially challenged here as it is currently being challenged in Poland. Armed with the great tradition of the first amendment, the free press is doing exactly what the founding fathers intended it to do. The checks and balances …

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Sepp Blatter after the fall: Why the hell should I bear all the blame?

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… Joao Havelange and Brazils Pele in 1987. Photograph: Bob Thomas/Getty Images Throughout The Conversation, Blatter maintained he did not know that the people around that executive committee table, whose support he nurtured for so many years, were corrupt. He said that after the arrests he had thought he had been wrong to trust people although he admitted that he was not surprised about some of them. Of Mohamed Bin Hammam Of Qatar, which really generated the major US investigation, and Blatters …

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That Time Michael Lewis Complained About Dating A Hot Woman

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… the kinds of workaday hacks plugging away at places like the New York Post. But back in 1994, when he was senior editor at The New Republic, Lewis tackled a simpler topic, one thats back in The Conversation this week, courtesy of the Post: The difficulties of a man being with a smoking-hot woman. The most ill-conceived work of his career, proclaimed a lengthy Vanity Fair profile of Lewis written a few years later. Though it masqueraded as a work of humility, it reeked of the pride that lay …

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Moms Husband Sends Flowers, Then She Looks At Tag And Sees They Arent For Her

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… been favorited and retweeted thousands of times! Twitter / Lily Cardone Mom Debbie Cardone started The Conversation off when she took to Facebook and posted some pictures of a beautiful flower arrangement. The flowers were sent by her husband, so it would be easy to assume they were meant for his wife. That’s certainly what Debbie thought… at first. “ …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… find someone Eugene (At this point he starts to get uncomfortably close to me) Me:… was there anything I could help you with? Eugene: I have found you. Be with me. Can you marry me. Me: Oh well…thats a lovely gesture but I am as I said engaged. Thank you though! (I start to move away and pretend to clean, however he follows me. At this stage the centre is quiet of customers, and I am desperately trying to find a way out of The Conversation without being rude or upsetting him) Eugene: …

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Trump’s Lewd Remarks About Women Disturbed Guests At White House Event

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… was surprised when Trump wouldn’t stop returning The Conversation to his own sexist thoughts. “I remember feeling like it was very, very uncomfortable,” said Kirsebom. “I tried to kind of steer conversation over to other things, but I felt that it always got back to this type of conversation.” NBC via Getty Images Kirsebom once shared a publicist with just Trump and Elizabeth Taylor. The publicist, Chen Sam, told Kirsebom she needed to find a way to handle …

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22 Real 911 Operators Reveal The Most Hilariously Stupid Call They Ever Received

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… have the items because they know what is stolen and needs to be moved quickly. LPT: if something doesn’t seem right don’t ever second guess calling the cops immediately. If the operator gives you attitude, make a complaint. 12. This guy ended up in court Guy lived in a rooming house that had a public area where all the residents could hang out. It had a microwave in it provided by the landlord. Guy called 911 around midnight one night . The Conversation with the dispatcher went …

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Justin Bieber Started A War Among His Fans With One Instagram Post

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… doesn’t mean you should trend #RIPBeliebers. That’s disrespectful & childish. — Justin Bieber Team (@ThaBieberCrew) August 14, 2016 The most interesting part of all this, though, is the amount of non-Bieber fans jumping into The Conversation for the fun of it. Funny how Beliebers couple weeks ago,were trying to drag Taylor for no reason #ImjustsayingAND NOW… #RIPBeliebers pic.twitter.com/GZRCIXLERQ — taylor (@amylorswlum) August 14, 2016 I feel bad for …

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