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‘Valerian’ turns French comic into epic mess

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… Johansson vehicle “Lucy.” The Best sequence, not surprisingly as it turns out, comes at the outset, largely because there’s no dialogue. A group of shimmering, sleek aliens is presented on an Eden-like planet, only to have the sky open up, raining down destruction from above. From there, it’s off to meet Valerian and Laureline. And while the plot does circle back to that opening sequence, every twist is telegraphed so far in advance as to be pretty obvious. Clive Owen …

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8 petty laws inspired by Honolulu’s attempted ban on cellphone walking

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… that. SEE ALSO: So a bunch of Twitter users actually sued Trump for blocking them As CNN reported, if you’re caught staring at your phone, in violation of Bill 6, you could be fined anywhere from $15 to $99 unless it’s a 911-worthy emergency. Sure it’s in The Best interest of safety, but the proposed law begs the following massive question. Q: Is this really necessary? A: Hell freaking no. According to councilman Ernie Martin, who voted against the bill, the world has other …

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MashReads Podcast: ‘The Idiot’ is one of the best books you’ll read all year

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… writes later on in the book. Put all together, Elif Batuman’s the The Idiot is a smart, fresh, and disarmingly relatable novel that’s sure to be one of The Best books you’ll read all year. This week on the MashReads Podcast, we read and discuss Elif Batuman’s new novel The Idiot. Join us as we talk about language, passive vs. active characters, and what makes The Idiot so special. Then, inspired by The Idiot, which follows conventions of Russian literature, we discuss …

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Here’s why you should always be honest with your friends

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Whether you’ve ever had lipstick on your teeth or get caught with toilet paper on your shoe, this comic captures those feels when your friends let you down, but a complete stranger has your back. SEE ALSO: The Best Comics You’re Not Reading Yet Image: andrea mcneil Image: andrea mcneil Image: andrea mcneil Image: andrea mcneil Image: andrea mcneil Be a true friend, people. WATCH: DIY Spider-Man learns to web-swing, low-budget style Read more: …

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The Best One Piece Swimsuits For Girls With Big Boobs

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… and ordered this anyway. I’m so glad I did, because the lace up front magically shows off and holds up boobs at the same exact time. The Best thing about this is the lace up is super adjustable, so you don’t have to worry about what size to order considering the fact that you’re typically an XS bottom and an XL top; just order whatever size you’d typically get in bottoms. Normally, I’d tell anyone bigger than a B cup to avoid ruffled swimwear harder than I’d …

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Janeane Garofalo is a tiny thing, but the air around her crackles

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I think about all Garofalos combined experience on screen and stage, and smile at how lucky I am to have seen her in the flesh One of my favourite romantic comedies was released all the way back in 1996, and while it rarely makes it on to The Best-of lists, trust me, Janeane Garofalo. As ateen and even now Iconnected instinctively and intensely with hercharacter: acharming, funny, insecure feministradio host. Ihave followed Garofalos career ever since, but herlower profile in recent years means …

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Best holiday reads 2017, picked by writers part one

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… precision, is an intimate portrait of what happens over a day and a half, and the study of a sensibility under pressure. It is The Best novel I have read in ages. Miosz: A Biography by Andrzej Franaszek is a fascinating account of the life of the Polish poet Czesaw Miosz. The chapters about surviving as a poet in Warsaw during the second world war are especially interesting, as are the pages about the years in exile. In The Rule of the Land (Faber), Garrett Carr walks along the Irish border. …

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This Guys Reaction To Childbirth Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

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Spanish viral content page, Karma, has uploaded a video to their Facebook page of a guy witnessing childbirth, and people can’t get enough of it. The poor fellow is really trying to comfort his partner but horror seems to be getting The Best of him. Judging from his facial expressions, he will remember that day for a very, very long time. The hilarious video has already been viewed more than 4 million times. Who knew babies aren’t brought by storks! Short version: Longer version: …

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President Stephen Colbert in 2020?

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… audience applauded, Colbert quipped, “And I thought it would be better to cut out the middleman and just tell the Russians myself.” Join us on Twitter and Facebook But Colbert is The Best of the bunch. He is funny, well-informed, likable and thoughtful — everything Donald Trump isn’t. Plus, wouldn’t it be great to have a President we laugh with, instead of at? Read more: …

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Which Buffy Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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… get along, why cant you all just get along? Lastly, you have the holy gift of possessing a keen and intellectual mind, which is why you make such a terrific witch. The Best witch around, in fact. Just dont piss her off. Your Buffy quote: Old reliable? Yeah, great. Theres a sexy nickname. Daniella Urdinlaiz SCORPIO: ANYA (October 23rd to November 22nd) It would only naturally make sense that youre a vengeance demon. Oh, excuse me, EX-vengeance demon. The past is the past, and youre trying to be …

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