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5 Ridiculously Huge Crimes America Covered Up

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Everyone has something in their past they’d like to keep hidden. Not paying for those Cokes in the bottom of your grocery cart, an ill-advised breakdancing phase, a secret second family, etc. But whatever horrible sin you may think you’ve gotten away with (we know, Li’l B; we will always know), it’s nothing compared to some of the enormous crimes the U.S. government pulled off … 4 The US Government Gave An International Assassin And Terrorist Witness …

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Huge Twitter Thread Proves The Perfect ‘Friends’ Couple Was Rachel & Joey, Not Rachel & Ross

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… (@kaneandgriffin) August 8, 2017 To wrap it all up, Willett sums it up as follows: Ross really just loved the idea of Rachel, the hot girl he had a crush on as a teenager and never thought he could actually date, but Joey fell in love with his friend for years whom he’s loved and supported even before developing romantic feelings for her. 94/ Ross fell in love with A PICTURE OF HIMSELF AS THE KIND OF MAN WHO COULD DATE A RACHEL and on some level that was always what he wanted. …

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After Trump and Brexit, is this the end for the Anglo Saxon west? | Timothy Garton Ash

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… to almost every areaof national life, and most of all to the left-behind working-class Brexit voters. They will be the ones worst hit; by what is already a decline in real earnings. Trump is one of the few well-known foreigners to have supported Brexit, but now he is holding hands with French president Emmanuel Macron rather than British prime minister May, even he has gone rather quiet on Brexits expected glories. That does not mean he has become more restrained or responsible on any other …

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Kendrick Lamar’s gift to a fan will restore your faith in the world

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… bloody music video for ‘Element’ The autograph pic.twitter.com/xW48D9RwBL Jenn (@msj3nn) July 17, 2017 “I’ve been to every show Kendrick has had in Dallas including the first one that even he forgot about lol and one in Austin…I was a big fan of music and concerts before my injury but I never supported and loved a label like theirs before,” Phillips wrote on her Instagram. “Of course they have great music but they are also great people,” …

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Sepp Blatter after the fall: Why the hell should I bear all the blame?

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… principle of whistleblowers. It would become clear, as I listened, that his whole perspective was habitually narrowed to its power-politics dynamics, and how he navigated them to remain on top. Blatter could not understand why the US had gone for him when he had supported their bid to host the 2022 World Cup. Then he confirmed what had so often been speculated: that this plan was part of his ultimate aspiration to claim a Nobel prize, to be recognised to have made a major contribution to world …

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Michelle Obama tweeted a mysterious phone number and yes we called it

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… last night, I return to the White House one last time to turn in my badge and walk out a completely changed person. It will be a minute before I can process all that’s happened, but I’m so grateful for all that have supported me and for all the amazing people I’ve met along the way. I couldn’t have had a better team to work alongside. It’s been an honor to serve this President in a job that has given me experiences I will never live down. Thanks for the photo …

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12 Men Explain What They See As An Annoying White Girl (And Why They Dont Want To Date Them)

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… power and value they do possess are all derived from those around them (parent’s money, other people’s perception of their potential social value). They then proceed to roam the Earth and act as if life owes them something. 4. They Create Drama A white girl who is supported by her parents, SO, or has an easy job. Doesn’t have many issues in their own lives so they have to create drama from time to time, complain constantly on Facebook, and take 500 selfies on Instagram a day …

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11 People Who Lost Their Virginity To A Prostitute Reveal What Exactly Happened

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… masseuse was very attractive, looked to be in her mid-thirties, which complimented my MILF fetish, and spoke English well. She insisted I rub her shoulders after since I asked her to be on top. We talked for a short time and I remember being asked my age and telling me I was a nice boy and I needed to get a girlfriend instead of paying for it. In retrospect I have very mixed feelings about this. Since then I’ve developed more of a conscience and part of me is worried that I supported …

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The NFL Was a Sure Thing for TV Networks. Until Now

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… league will still have to deal with the vexing challenge of how to keep making money when fans can no longer be trusted to turn on the TV and stay put. Steinberg, the sports agent, says the NFL should use this shudder of fear to improve its product. He suggests getting rid of Thursday Night Football, jettisoning instant replay to speed up games, and working out a policy where the political protests are supported but kept out of the game venue itself. There are a hundred forums to express free …

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