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Justine Damond death: US investigators say ‘loud sound’ may have sparked police shooting

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… We cannot by law compel Officer Noor to make a statement. I wish that he would. I wish that he would because he has a story to tell that only he can tell. The BCA said: The officers drove south through the alley between Washburn and Xerxes avenues toward West 51st Street in search of a suspect. All squad lights were off. As they reached West 51st Street, officer Harrity indicated that he was startled by a loud sound near the squad. Immediately afterward [Damond] approached the drivers side …

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8 petty laws inspired by Honolulu’s attempted ban on cellphone walking

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… eight other laws that should be enforced: 1. Dont take up the entire sidewalk with your squad when people are trying to pass, OMG. 2. Don’t you dare eat food in a way food was not intended to be eaten. (No biting string cheese, no eating pizza crust-first, no ice cubes in your cereal. JFC, people.) 3. No leaving shopping carts in parking spots like an a-hole instead of taking 40 seconds to return them. 4. Dont stand over the yellow line at airport baggage claim. Wait for your damn …

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Robinson Cano’s go-ahead home run lifts AL All-Stars in 10th inning

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… and fanned him with towels. Craig Kimbrel wiggled out of a jam in the ninth and right fielder Justin Upton made a lunging catch in the 10th to help the AL. And for the first time since 1964, the rivalry is back to all even 43 wins apiece with two ties, and each side has scored exactly 361 runs. Cleveland closer Andrew Miller finished off the win. Manager Brad Mills, taking over the AL squad because Indians skipper Terry Francona was recovering from a heart procedure last week, was thrilled. …

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Best holiday reads 2017, picked by writers part one

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… the explanation of maverick candidates offered by a fine political commentator, Steve Richards, in The Rise of the Outsiders: How Mainstream Politics Lost Its Way (Atlantic). Among the small squad of good novels about football, A Natural by Ross Raisin (Cape) is said by reliable scouts to be well worth its purchase fee. And, after being impressed by how Susie Steiner managed to find fresh ground in the police procedural with last years Missing, Presumed, Im keen to team up with her intriguing …

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Lorde reveals she’s not in Taylor Swift’s squad and we’re just so confused

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… here. Like, also, I don’t hang out with these people at all. “I. Don’t. Hang. Out. With. These. People. At. All.” (Periods, ours) Huh. Okay, well, maybe she didn’t mean it like that. Maybe she didn’t mean “at all,” but instead “not that often because we’re all just sooo busy being famous pop stars.” But then, when the interviewer interjected to remind Lorde that she was a part of T-Swift’s ultra-famous girl squad, she …

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7 Bikini Pic Poses That Will Get You A ‘U Up?’ Text

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… that shit look natural to you? Of course not. But does she look good AF doing it? Absolutely. The best part is, its v easy to replicate. You basically just lie there and try and look sexy, an area I have tons of practice in, as this is low-key also my strategy in the bedroom. In case you dont recognize this hoe, Anastasia Stassie Baby Karanikolaou is a coveted member of The Plastics aka Kylie Jenners girl squad. And I dont mean plastics as a reference, I mean these bitches are literally made of …

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14 Quotes From The Sadistic Mind Of Ted Bundy

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… Wikipedia In one of his escapes, Bundy jumped from a second-story window of the Pitkin County Courthouse. var OX_ads = OX_ads || []; OX_ads.push({ slot_id: “537251604_56a83ac18722e”, auid: “537251604” }); 11. “I think I stand as much of a chance of dying in front of a firing squad or in a gas chamber as you do of being killed on a plane flight home. Let’s hope you don’t.” Wikipedia 12. …

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A look ahead at the 2017 ‘League of Legends’ Season 7

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… Korean teams delivering top-notch performances this year, the LCK remains the undisputed best region in League of Legends. SK Telecom T1, ROX Tigers and Samsung Galaxy showed impeccable game sense and teamwork through their Worlds matches. Sure, each squad had some eyebrow-raising moments, some close calls and some outright misplays. But what keeps Korea at the top is how well each of its teams can react to errors, both by their own players or by their opponents. When even Samsung, the underdog …

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This Is One Of The Worst Cases Of Bullying I’ve Ever Seen. And It’s A Special Needs Child.

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Shea Shawhan of Plano, TX, is a special needs high school student. She is 18 years-old, but has the mental capacity of a child. During birth, oxygen was cut off from her brain, causing this condition and for Shea to experience seizures. Shea is a junior at Plano West Senior High School, where she plays softball and is a member of the cheer squad. However, being a happy teenager and eager to participate didn’t protect her from evil, vicious bullies at her school. 8 months ago, Shea …

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Your Olympic faves have adorable #TBT pictures

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… 5. U.S. Women’s Gymnastics Team They are probably the most discussed people at this year’s Olympic games, and for good reason. The five gymnasts who make up this year’s squad are young and powerful in their events. So far, they’ve already collected one gold medal, and all eyes are peeled for what comes next for these women. Simone Biles throwback thursday A photo posted by Simone Biles (@simonebiles) on Dec 11, 2014 at 11:08am PST tbt me & my …

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