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NFL Star Interrupts Church & Says Someones About to Commit SuicideThen He Hears “That Was Me”

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ShareTweet Oakland Raiders quarterback Derek Carr made headlines in June when he signed the richest contract in NFL history. Better than signing the historical contract was Carr’s response when asked what he’d use his $125 million for over the next five years. “The first thing I’ll do is pay my tithe like I have since I was in college,” Carr told CBS sports. “Giving $700 on a scholarship check. That won’t change. I’ll do that.” His …

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You Are Robot Boy! Can You Save Japan From Monsters?

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… You enjoy normal Japanese teenager hobbies like watching TV, playing sports, transforming into different machines with your power of shape-shifting, and hanging out at the mall. Robot Boy, get dressed for school! shouts one of your moms. Head to the kitchen for breakfast. Keep playing. Keep playing. Keep playing. Keep playing. Keep playing. Keep playing. Start a new game. Your three dads and two moms welcome you to the breakfast table. …

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Cricketer’s hilariously bizarre celebration goes viral

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Unique sporting celebrations are a time-honoured tradition. Footballers, basketball players, baseball players there are many, many examples of people coming up with creative new ways to mark a good play and express their glee. SEE ALSO: When celebrating too early costs you the medal Cricket is a bit different, though. Stereotypically a “gentleman’s game,” you’d be more likely to expect a few cheers and some polite clapping when someone hits a six or bowls out a batsman …

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Epic MLB brawl becomes goldmine for funny memes

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… helmet-throw to a DGAF catcher here’s some straight-forward video. OK now, first of all, what was up with Harper’s helmet throw?!? For one of the MLB’s best players, that’s just a remarkably bad toss. BRYCE HARPER WITH THE WORST HELMET THROW EVER OF ALL TIME pic.twitter.com/yV9UF86s3z Barstool sports (@barstooltweetss) May 29, 2017 Because the internet always delivers, here’s Harper’s sad helmet throw crossed with rapper 50 Cent’s infamously bad …

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Kevin Love says Cavaliers’ underdog label in NBA finals is ‘funny to me’

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… consecutive finals trip. James didnt speak to reporters on Saturday either, leaving Love to serve as the teams unofficial spokesman as the sports world inched closer to a matchup that seemed destined from the moment last seasons finals ended. Love was asked if the Cavs wanted the Warriors. Want the Warriors? he said. Theyve been right at the top, best team in the league for three years straight now. Theyve been super-impressive. Its kind of in our minds that thats who we were going to see. They …

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These Are 15 Of The Craziest Things That Animals Do To Get Laid

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… Don’t worry, it’s not some weird necrophilia thing. The moths use the poison to ward away predators, and females even use it to protect their larvae, according to Discovery News. It’s the greatest babysitter ever. 11. Why don’t you piss on your date? View this image › Mizu001/Mizu001 North American male porcupines have mastered the art of seduction, if you’re into water sports that is. …

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That Time Michael Lewis Complained About Dating A Hot Woman

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… associated with the genuine article. Bohner disappears into the story. You could easily swap her out for, say, a very expensive sports car. Owning a Porsche also comes with difficulties you pay more for service and parts, valet parkers race to greet you, store salesmen assume youll pay full price. The Porsche lacks substance its just a vessel to make you look good. To Lewis and to his New York Post counterpart, the hot woman lacks substance, serving only to reflect glory on her owner. She is …

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Amazon won NFL Thursday Night Football rights, so what’s next for Twitter?

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… 800 hours of live stream content from over 400 events across sports, news, politics and entertainment. The NFL was a great partner to launch our strategy and we will continue to work with them to bring great content to our passionate sports fans. Twitter’s push into live sports remains a silver lining (though it was far shinier before Amazon won the NFL deal) on what has been a brutal two-year stretch. The company has endured stagnating user growth, difficulties generating income, …

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High School Senior Has To Skip Prom, Then Cop Calls House To Speak With His Mother

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… beloved sports car he wants to own himself. “It’s something that I had to do, I needed to do it,” Dagon says of his selfless deed. Dagon’s administration provided Darius with a dashing suit and the two of them droveoff. “I will never forget about him and I’ll never forget what he does for people,” Darius says with a smile. “You’re the best big brother I ever had.” To learn more about the journey to prom and see the duo’s strong …

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