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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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… herself. But she said she was almost gonna and we thought she might because sometimes you piss yourself when you’re old as fuck and howling at some dope-ass shit like Xander getting his pants pulled down by the stair lift. I’m glad she didn’t piss herself that time, though. That would’ve been so weird. Anyway, my nana thought this trick was really fucking sick, which is why it’s coming in at number three on the list. 2. Troy going down the stair lift with an …

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This dog went viral for carrying a bag of food during Hurricane Harvey

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… know him. And people always feed him … Otis also likes to take off alone, and he knows his way around town. sometimes, he goes to the local Dairy Queen, where someone gives him some ice cream or hamburger, Segovia said. He likes to stop by a local lumber and building supply store that sells dog food. The owners always feed him. Related video This transgender comic book author is finally ready to publish as a woman. “Otis is a smart dog,” Segovia said. “He knows …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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Imagine if every school played this Kid President ‘pep talk’ before class.

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… they’re still living in their mom’s basement!” Ain’t nobody got time for bullies. 3. History is made by ordinary people like you and me and Justin Timberlake! If you have an idea that you love, go for it. You never know what’ll happen. Maybe you’ll invent something or write the next hit song. It’s up to you! Ordinary people who aren’t afraid to try (and fail sometimes, too!). 4. If you want to change the world, …

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SZA: The record company took my hard drive from me

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… which gives her some sense of control over her life. Ive started practising carte blanche just doing whatever the fuck I feel like doing, as long as I do it with good intention. So I dont feel crunched, she explains. Now with all this new shit around me, I dont always know whats negotiable. I sometimes just assume, because things are very official and shiny and very fast-paced and very organised and very not what they were She tails off. The second is that chaos seems to swirl around her. Over …

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8 petty laws inspired by Honolulu’s attempted ban on cellphone walking

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… the fresh hell, Hawaii? According to CNN, Brandon Elefante, the Honolulu city councilman who introduced the bill, got this idea from high school students, so you know it’s gotta be brilliant. “These high school groups were concerned for their peers being distracted while crossing the streets and looking at their phones instead of looking both ways,” Elefante said. “The advancement of technology can sometimes be a distraction and cause people to not pay attention.” …

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Sophie Calle: What attracts me is absence, missing, death | Eva Wiseman

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… you step out of the room. So I wanted to make sure if she had something to tell me, Id be there. A shrug, so simple. Shes standing at the kitchen counter, eating small slices of cheese. From the fridge she retrieves an already poured glass of wine and explains why she lives alone. I dont want other peoples dirty laundry. I want to be able to feel free, even if Im not completely. Friendship requires effort, but I dont think of it as compromise. I dont go against my nature, and sometimes its not …

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Meet Silvercar, The Startup Trying To Shake Up Airport Car Rental

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… to get their market share that they’re looking for because people aren’t always looking for a bargain, and I think they should go ahead and continue to be the quality car rental company that they’re offering to the consumer. sometimes in our industry it’s better to have a small part of the industry and be profitable, rather than trying to go after a large part of the industry and perhaps not be so profitable. It’s better to grow carefully.” Schneider said …

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Jon Hamm: Therapy is like going to the dentist

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… robbers (from left) Eiza Gonzlez, Ansel Elgort and Jamie Foxx. Photograph: Wilson Webb/TriStar Pictures He looks bigger than he does on TV 6ft 2in and 200lb, square shouldered and square jawed. Handsome, but in a weary, unshaven way, as though life sits heavily on the shoulders sometimes, handsome or not. And its a look that serves him well in Baby Driver, a blast of a movie, in which he plays Buddy, a Wall Street type whose midlife crisis has led him to join a gang of robbers led by The …

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Which Buffy Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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… Youre the philosophical one; spraying words of wisdom all over the place. Is spraying a good word for that? sometimes your schemes, I mean, theories, are a little zany, but I bet they called Albert Einstein crazy too! Crazy like a fox. Your boundless energy means you’re constantly on the move — in a good way. Youre not running away from the demon, youre merely running around. A compulsive reinvent-er, it’s not unusual for you to be a streetwise bartender one day and the next, a …

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