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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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20 Times The ‘Made In China’ Label Made Us Skeptical Of Foreign Products

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China is an economic force to be reckoned with. The nation accounts for 80 percent of air conditioners, 70 percent of mobile phones, and 60 percent of shoes sold around the world. In fact, China produces half of all toys distributed in the United States. While their contributions are usually appreciated, these 20 items will make you question foreign products forever. 1. Have a sip of some delicious Cola-Cola. Seems legit! Reddit / RideTheSpiralToTheEn 2. Good old …

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Partition, 70 years on: Salman Rushdie, Kamila Shamsie and other writers reflect

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… faces of the poor are the same now as they were then. An exhausted labourer sleeps on the street beside his cracked shoes in the same way. The footage of a Muslim dairy farmer, my mothers book, In Custody, about a professor of Hindi literature trying to record the poetry of an Urdu poet. That India, the inclusive India, my natural birthright, is once again under threat, and it has always been so. As I composed myself in the cool darkness of the museum before I stepped back into the bright summer …

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Which Buffy Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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… Daniella Urdinlaiz TAURUS: CORDELIA (April 20th to May 21st) Fuck the haters. Youre just out here trying to live your truth by being the hottest person on the planet, and SOME people (not going to name any names) are trying to bring you down with all their problems and feelings. A bit materialistic, yes, but you just know how to play the game. To make it in this world, you gotta have the shoes to match. Those born under the Taurus sign can be rather selfish but are no strangers to some surprise …

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24 Signs You’re The Lemongrab Of Your Friend Group

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… When no one can agree on a place to eat even though you’ve suggested at least three PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE spots: View this image › Cartoon Network / Via weirdoeren.tumblr.com 14. When someone on your crew gets those shoes you’ve been coveting (in your size, coincidentally!): View this image › Cartoon Network / Via ddevotchka.tumblr.com 15. When your friend is getting on …

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Ordinary Beach Is Transformed When Old Bottles Become Beautiful Sea Glass

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… the summer, the colored glass looks striking against the beach’s naturally black sand, which is the result of volcanic rock. In the winter, they stand out on white from the snow instead. Instagram / pozharskaya_anna Today, the glass is worn down smooth enough to be safe enough to walk on, although wearing shoes does still seem prudent. Instagram / s_kinochka Visitors come from all over to make little sea glass stacks, snap photos of especially pretty …

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These Are The Memes That Won The Internet In 2016

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… tweet, which featured a video of teenager Daniel Lara in his white Vans sneakers. Throughout the clip, Lara’s friend comments on his shoes, saying “damn Daniel.” You have to watch it to truly understand why this is Internet gold, and the second top trending meme of the year.  3. Pokémon Go Pokémon Go is not only the top Google search of 2016, it is also the third most viral meme of the year. With the game’s U.S. release on July 6, it makes sense …

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40 Ways That Ugly Guys Can Find A Girlfriend (According To 40 Ugly Guys)

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… look less like I’m uncomfortable and hiding something when I smile (whether it be naturally or for a photo). Obviously, personality goes a long way as well but being comfortable in your own skin is a very important first step. 29. Learn to cook & be self-sufficient. Groom properly (every day, routine). Buy well-fitting clothes & smart shoes. Get measured by a tailor (hire a tux) and invest in 1 or 2 well-fitting suits (blue, black, grey). Look after your body. Learn to cook & …

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21 Unexpected Things Kids Are Thankful For That Will Make You Laugh

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… make the cut!” Jennifer Brown Conwell 7. “’shoes. Getting new shoes. People who make shoes.’ Aiden, age 3” Sarah Aguirre My 4-year-old: Im grateful for mommy wiping my poop. Toilet paper.” Mandy Heller 11. “Our New Dishwasher” Lindsay Hall 12. ”We have a thankful tree and my 5-year-old daughter and 3-year-old son put up a leaf on it daily. My son has so far been thankful for the trash truck driver, Paw Patrol, drummers, my …

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