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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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… the stair lift chair and seeing if it could drag him all the way up the stairs: Soon as the stair lift started to drag Xander up the stairs, my nana started pounding the kitchen table and screaming, “Faster!” So we made it go faster and—okay, this is fucking hilarious—it started to pull Xander’s pants down a little so you could see his ass crack and my nana just busted out laughing and started screaming that she was gonna piss herself. Luckily she didn’t piss …

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Here Are The 13 Most Adorable Criminals You’ll Ever See.

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Let’s face it, babies can be huge jerks. They  never let you get any sleep, spend hours screaming for no reason, and refuse to use the bathroom like a NORMAL person. Sheesh, just because they’re so darn cute they think they can crawl all over us! And these are the worst offenders. Check out the heinous (…and hilarious) crimes that landed these tykes in time out. “What’re you in for?” 1. That’s what you get for …

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You Are Robot Boy! Can You Save Japan From Monsters?

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… goddamn ocean and is attacking the city. Its stepping on cars and devouring buildings, doing all the standard monster behaviors. Robot Boy, Japan needs you! Transform into a helicopter and fly to downtown Tokyo while blasting the theme song Robot Boy Japan Defender (Fighter Of Monsters) from your speakers. You soar through the air toward Tokyo, following the sound of police sirens and screaming citizens. All of Japan is counting on you to stop this monster. Hopefully you can …

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I sent a compromising message to the wrong person. How will I ever recover?

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… partner, A dog just got hit by a car outside my house and Im 99% sure its [xs]. At which point [x] called me, literally screaming, she adds. That everyone has a story like this reflects both the instantaneousness of digital communication and the absentmindedness with which we approach it. You may not even realise your mistake until the person you meant to send the message to says they didnt receive it (or you have a flurry of missed phone calls, as in Serena Williams experience: Im like, Thats …

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What Couples Say On Their Wedding Website Vs. What They Actually Mean

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Anyone who has ever had a bestie get married knows at least one thing is true: the wedding website is a den of lies. And its not just the photos of the couple looking happy on a beach, when you know for a fact theyve spent every spring break for the past five years screaming at each other, that are bullshit. The most insane lies come when reading the couples story, wherein the bride and groom (or groom and groom, its 2017 after all) tell some fake-ass Disney-fied version of their relationship …

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Paul Beatty: For me, Trumps America has always existed

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… from the thousands of protesters and campaigners who take to the streets to oppose Trumps rhetoric. Thank God there are people with the stamina who are making their voice heard. Whether their frustrations get heard is another story, but theyre out there screaming and shouting. Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/jan/22/paul-beatty-trumps-america-has-always-existed …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… messenger. I’m about to doze when my door starts shaking, it sounds as if someone is violently running into my door. I throw a robe on and look out the peep hole. It’s the Indian guy, he looks crazed. It was formal night so he’s in formal wear, hair mused, red faced screaming profanities at me. Luckily the guy across the hall a pretty big guy opens his door and tells the creep to get the hell out of the hall before his kids were waken up. Indian guy gives one last profanity and …

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Guardian readers on their worst holidays: rats, sewage and lots of vomiting

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… Beautiful azure water as warm as a bath. Boyfriend runs in escstatic and emerges in 2 minutes covered in jelly fish and screaming hysterically. Day three was when the vomiting started. By day 6 it was green water coming up every ten minutes. 4 hour delay at the airport with horrific toilets and profusive diarrhoea. Arrived home at 10pm weak as a kitten and stayed in bed for a week after. hairymo: Worst holiday Barcelona 2005. Shop owner refused to sell me a bottle of water, my …

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