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‘Right in front of my salad,’ your new favorite meme, has a very NSFW origin

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Warning: This article contains some very NSFW content. And by that we mean porn. OK, proceed. You might have noticed a new, veggie-based meme going around Twitter or Tumblr, but you might not know of its sexy origins. The meme is an annoyed woman saying, “Right in front of my salad?” It’s really a great response to anything that you find troubling, upsetting, or downright irritating. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY salad is trending now I have hope there’s still good in this …

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Someone is rounding up the darkest stock photos and they’re truly bizarre

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… “I’ve always found stock photography hilarious, and while digging through the depths of Shutterstock I noticed a few that stuck out among all the smiling models playing tennis and eating salad. Some were disturbing, but mostly they were just funny,” Kelly told us. “No matter how serious the subject matter is, the absurd artifice and bluntness of stock photography makes it amusing.” “There’s no real art to it. I just search stock photo websites (mainly …

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15 Delicious Cheap Eats To Try In Sydney Before You Die

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… alternative to Din Tai Fung.” —Aya Bayati, Facebook 3. Room 10 http://embed.contagiousmedia.com/embed/sub/room-10-nj83pk-10p9v?uri=room-10-nj83pk-10p9v&cb=1425478655 View this embed › Where: 10 Llankelly Place, Potts Point, 2011 Pay: $13 for the tuna and egg salad. –Sabrina Steriti, Facebook 4. Chat Thai View this image › Via Facebook: chatthai.com.au Where: Various …

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Liar, liar: in a post-truth world, writers reveal their biggest fib

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… cant look at Snake Mountain without feeling my stomach lurch it did teach me some important lessons about life. It taught me that actions have consequences. It taught me that its always better to own up. And, most importantly, it taught me that I should have bought Snake Mountain and left it in its box. Those things go for hundreds of quid now. Stuart Heritage Telling porkies: My regret was instant. Photograph: Lol Keegan for the Guardian Wheres my salad, he asked. I told him it was …

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While You Were Offline: Grab Your Muskets for David S. Pumpkins!

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… Mike Murphy (@mcwm) October 27, 2016 "And around lunch time, the Touchbar conveniently turns into a salad bar." #appleevent — Tara Mann (@taramann) October 27, 2016 The hike in prices for the MacBook Pro was certainly a big topic amongst the Twitterati: when you find out that they raised the #MacBookPro prices #appleevent pic.twitter.com/1dmFVc2vaS — Daniel Mezquita (@danielmezquita) October 27, 2016 $2399 for a laptop #MacBookPro #AppleEvent …

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How absurdism came to dominate advertising

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… random, but it strikes a chord with people.” George Takei in one of Taco Bell’s recent ads. Image: taco bell But even when an ad looks like a messy salad of internet memes, there’s always a method to the madness, ad execs say. Absurdity for absurdity’s sake should never be the goal. “You need a voice that fits well within a culture that can be absurdist or you are going to fail at trying to be, ‘LOL, look how random,’” Kreher said. In the writers …

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Southern Charm Recap: Can They Get Any More White?

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… Whitney has some fruit salad and is making coffee and Larissas like, If that’s cooking, I’m about to be the next winner of. Whitney trying to explain what going steady means to Larissa is pretty hilarious tho. Kathryn andKody? Corey? Fuck, I forgetare getting a seaweed facial or some shit, AKA Bravo is pampering them so they can talk shit in style. Nice. Kathryn is bummed that once she has her baby she has to go home alone with her two children. Kathryn: Im a 24-year-old soon-to-be …

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This Is What Self Care Looks Like For Women Learning To Love Their Bodies

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… myself! It’s something small that I used to do that would trigger massive anxiety for me. Trying to be a certain weight is something I grew up doing, and I no longer let that control my actions or thoughts. I know when I’ve gained weight, because my pants won’t fit, and when that happens I just opt for a salad instead of a burger. Eventually I get back to my happy place, but I no longer have a number circling around my head and taunting me for weeks on end. —Erin LaRosa …

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