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6 of the nuttiest Mooch quotes from his latest interview

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Bye bye Moochie.Image: AP/REX/Shutterstock Say what you want about Donald Trump’s former almost White House Communications Director, but there’s no denying the dude’s got a way with words. During the mere 10 days in his White House career, we had a chance to read some of Anthony Scaramucci’s “colorful language” from his wild interview with The New Yorker‘s ryan Lizza. Now that he’s left his role he’s free to speak even more … freely. …

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Anthony Scaramucci just gave the wildest, most unbelievable interview

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… Lot. SEE ALSO: This Trump/Scaramucci supercut proves why they call him ‘The Mooch’ Here are just a few things Scaramucci told The New Yorker‘s ryan Lizza, according to a report published on Thursday night: Im not Steve Bannon, Im not trying to suck my own cock.” Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac,” referring to White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus. The swamp will not defeat him, Scaramucci said, referring to himself. O.K., the …

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9 nicknames I gave Donald Trump that did nothing to stop his authoritarianism

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… 9. Donald Covfefe I said this to my mom upon emerging from her basement where I had just recently moved in, thinking this was finally the jibe that brought him down for good. While she recommended I spend my time volunteering for a cause or supporting those looking to unseat Paul ryan, she didn’t seem to find the nickname as amusing as I had anticipated, and to my astonishment, Donald Trump was still sitting in the Oval Office, provoking North Korea on Twitter, or worse. Thanks for …

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Epic MLB brawl becomes goldmine for funny memes

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… to our next golden meme, you know the Harper’s-helmet-throw portion of this flight wouldn’t he complete without it receiving a crying Jordan treatment. Behold: Bryce Harper’s helmet throw gets the treatment pic.twitter.com/vp0wYQWv4b CJ Fogler (@cjzero) May 29, 2017 ryan Zimmerman, Harper’s teammate, later helped break up the fight and pull the Washington star out of harm’s way which only made the internet realize how solitary and lonesome their own lives have …

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Veep stars respond to Australian MP who knocked himself out laughing at episode

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… much. Take good care of yourself and for God’s sakes – be careful! later told BuzzFeed News the scene that induced the laughter that led to choking was one in the first episode of the new season in which Congressman Jonah ryan is caught shaving his head to fake having cancer. I was laughing so hard some of the rice went down the wrong way, Perrett told BuzzFeed News. I started choking and I kind of stumbled forward and knocked my head on the corner of the kitchen cabinet. His wife …

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That Time Michael Lewis Complained About Dating A Hot Woman

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Michael Lewis is best known for milling complicated subject matter like mortgage-backed securities and collateralized debt obligations into compulsively readable bestsellers, including Liars Poker, The Big Short and Moneyball. His books get churned into movies that star Brad Pitt and ryan Gosling and Sandra Bullock. In the world of financial journalism actually, just in journalism the 56-year-old New Orleans native is a king. A rock-star millionaire writer at the top of his craft, far above …

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Katy Perry has the best, flirty response to Ryan Phillippe dating rumors

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Image: Christopher Polk/Frazer Harrison/getty Pop star Katy Perry and actor ryan Phillippe aren’t dating. Seriously. They aren’t dating. They aren’t. Phillippe made that fact extraordinarily clear with this aggressive tweet to paparazzi denouncing the dating rumors swirling around him and Perry: @ryanPhillippe THATS WHAT SOME1 WHO HAS KATY PERRY IN HIS BASEMENT WOULD SAY….. jonesy (@flyboy4014) April 10, 2017 Perry then sent out the best witty maybe, flirty? …

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Scarlett Johansson, charismatic queen of science fiction

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… that spotlight on to causes I think are worthy or on to interesting, progressive figures. The fierce spotlight that has focused on her professionally and personally ever since the end of her first marriage to the actor ryan Reynolds is unlikely to move away soon. So it seems possible that, for Johansson, simply slipping into the disguise of a superhero, an alien, and now a powerful cyborg, feels like a pretty good way out. JOHANSSON CV Born 22 November, 1984. Manhattan, New York. On screen …

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People calling Emma Watson a ‘hypocrite’ don’t seem to understand feminism

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… ryan Brown (@Toadsanime) March 1, 2017 Lol everyone calling @EmmaWatson a hypocrite for exposing *part* of her breasts are by doing so highlighting exactly why feminism is needed Polly Bartlett (@PollyVBartlett) March 1, 2017 The First Rule of Feminist Club – burn your bra if you want to. Some poor loves seem a bit confused. @EmmaWatson As you were x pic.twitter.com/YZsyPZDN5U Laetitia (@LaetitiaMcP2011) March 1, 2017 “Oh no, the secret is out…Emma Watson a …

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The 50 best podcasts of 2016

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… enthusiastic guide to Eurovision and Conchita Wursts success is a gem. HV Sooo Many White Guys One half of 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson, nails a chatshow that turns the tables on white-guy privilege in the podcast zone. Her ryan Seacrest impression may not cut it, but her humour and chat with people who are killing it who are not just straight up white dudes certainly does.Episode of the year: The end of season special with token white man Mike Birbiglia and so much warmth. HV True crime They …

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