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MashReads Podcast: ‘The Idiot’ is one of the best books you’ll read all year

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… impactful and formative Russian literature, including The Brothers Karamazov and Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky and Forty Rooms by Olga Grushin. And, as always, we close the show with recommendations: Aliza recommends catching up on Game of Thrones. MJ piggiebacks off of that and also recommends Funny or Die’s Game of Thrones recap series “Gay of Thrones.“ Peter recommends Edgar Wright’s new movie Baby Driver. MJ has a host of micro-recommendations …

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Egyptian Doctors Think This Torturous Exam Can Detect “Chronic Homosexuals”

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… Anal exams are far from the only intrusive practice that appears to be becoming more common in Sisi’s Egypt — “virginity tests” for women who are arrested are also making a comeback since the military reasserted control, and Sisi has personally defended the practice. Fahmy said that some of the doctors “may” see themselves as administering a form of Punishment through these exams. But he thinks in most cases, the doctors “would be thinking this is not …

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14 Quotes From The Sadistic Mind Of Ted Bundy

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… reach that jumping-off point where you begin to wonder if actually doing it will give you something beyond just reading about it or looking at it.” Wikipedia Bundy lived here in Salt Lake City between 1974 and 1975. He kept pictures of his victims in the window. 10. “I don’t want to die. I’m not going to kid you. I deserve the most extreme Punishment society has…I think society deserves to be protected from me and others like me.” …

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Embarrassed Dog Hides Behind A Bush After Being Caught With A Pair Of Goggles

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… perfect hiding place. Unfortunately forSamson, a 6-month-old Newfoundland, his skills for finding a good hiding spot haven’t fully developed. After getting caught with a pair of goggles in his mouth, Samson was definitely looking for a way out. But in the search for a place to avoid Punishment, Samsonmust have forgotten that in order to hide behind something, you have to actually be able to fit behind it. Some people say that dogs aren’t capable of feeling embarrassment, but I have …

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Can You Escape From Hell?

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This feature requires JavaScript to function. Keep driving. Swerve. Drive head-on into Martin Scorsese. Uh-oh. Looks like Marty isnt getting it. Shout at Martin Scorsese to get out of the road. Swerve. Drive head-on into Martin Scorsese. Do you know about any good restaurants in NYC? Shout at Martin Scorsese to get out of the road. Swerve. Start Over Tweet But you do. Youre in Hell now. …

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Mother Who Finds Drugs In Her Daughters Room Learns The Hilarious Truth

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… appalled that her daughter would be taking drugs of any kind, this mother immediately demanded an explanation from Ashley and promised swift and severe Punishment. Fortunately, this mom was in for quite the hilarious surprise. Scroll through below for a look at this mom’s outraged text messages to her daughter, as well as Ashley’s hilarious (and unexpected) explanation. What do you think of this high schooler’s response? Let us know in the comments! Twitter / Ashley …

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My Parents Spanked Me When I Was Young And It Turned Me Into An Ambitious, Successful Businessman Who Regularly Goes To The Woods To Get Spanked By A Man In A Bird Mask

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It seems like theres a million different opinions on parenting these days, and one of the most heavily debated issues is spanking. Listening to some of these experts, youd think that every kid who gets spanked is deeply traumatized and ends up needing therapy. I couldnt disagree more. Im living proof that spanking causes no harm and can actually lead to becoming a successful businessman who routinely meets a mysterious man in a bird mask in the forest to be spanked. What the anti-spanking …

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Ohio father, son accused of keeping 13-year-old girl shackled in basement | Fox News

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… apiece. A preliminary hearing was set for May 26.  The girl told investigators she was shackled by the ankle to a support beam in the darkened basement as Punishment for wetting her bed. She said she was punished in this way for different periods of time, and as long as a year, according to a court document. The Toledo Blade reported that the girl managed to free herself with a spare key and escape the Ciboro house Wednesday night after the suspects went jogging in a nearby park. A police …

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