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The Emoji Movie tweeted itself into the Handmaid’s Tale, yes I’m serious

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… that the tweet was taken down at around 4:30 p.m. PST Monday (after, y’know, being up for three goddamn days), none of us can unsee this tone deaf post, with copy that read: Blessed Be The Emoji. SEE ALSO: Here’s what healthcare would look like if we took president Trump literally Some legitimately spent time photoshopping this Image: THE EMOJI MOVIE, Twitter ‘Grinning Face’ emoji is right, The Emoji Movie! Quick: What’s the first thing that comes to mind …

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Anthony Scaramucci is already deleting his old tweets

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Anthony Scaramucci is seen speaking with members of the press in the lobby of Trump Tower Donald Trump transition meetings.Image: REX/Shutterstock Sean Spicer has officially resigned from his role in Trump’s Administration and Anthony Scaramucci has been announced as the White House Communications Director. While one might assume a prominent Wall Street financier such as Scaramucci would have nothing but love and adoration for president Trump, as his Twitter history shows that …

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Bill Clinton hides among the Bushes, channels Sean Spicer

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Former president Bill Clinton has officially embraced the dad joke phase of his life. Clinton attended the George W. Bush presidential Library and Museum in Dallas, Texas, on Thursday to celebrate this year’s graduating class from the presidential Leadership Scholars program. While there, he took a moment to to hide among the Bushes, like our good friend in the current White House, press secretary Sean Spicer. SEE ALSO: Hillary Clinton’s sad, unused election night party confetti …

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Anderson Cooper to White House official: ‘I’m just going to ignore the insults’

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(CNN)Anderson Cooper responded to an attack on CNN and other journalists from White House senior aide Sebastian Gorka Wednesday, telling the outspoken adviser to president Donald Trump that his insults were not worth responding to since they did not contribute to the dialogue. “Your chyron talked about a crisis,” Gorka said. “Your reporter talked about a bunker mentality. I actually work in the West Wing. I work in the White House. It is absolutely nothing of the …

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9 nicknames I gave Donald Trump that did nothing to stop his authoritarianism

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Image: andrew harrer/Getty Images Since Donald Trump’s election, it has felt hopeless staring down the barrel of the rise of fascism, feeling as if nothing we do or say is being heard by our government. But I, however, will not stand down. So I came up with these rude and crude nicknames for our president that, sadly, did not have the affect on the Trump administration I imagined they would. 1. The Cheeto I referred to Donald Trump as this in an elevator with coworkers and everyone loved …

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Best holiday reads 2017, picked by writers part one

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… Hisham Matars The Return (Penguin), recently awarded a Pulitzer prize even as president Trump would, no doubt, if he possibly could, ban the author from setting foot in the US; and Han Kangs Human Acts (Granta) offers a gripping Korean perspective on the human consequences of abuses of power. Three extraordinary stories. Francis Spufford I just chanced on Eleanor Cattons first novel The Rehearsal (Granta), the one she wrote before the Man Booker winner The Luminaries, and it looks …

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Meet Silvercar, The Startup Trying To Shake Up Airport Car Rental

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… locations, Silvercar has managed to wrangle frequent car renters away from the upper echelons of loyalty programs at some the biggest names in the industry. “I’ve been a Hertz customer for years, in the Hertz president’s Circle, so I always got upgraded,” AnnaMarie Daniels, vice president of regulatory and clinical affairs at health care company ReVENT Medical, told BuzzFeed News. “At Hertz that means you want an economy car, and they give you a minivan. I would …

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President Stephen Colbert in 2020?

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(CNN)“Ladies and gentleman, please welcome the 46th president of the United States: Stephen T. Colbert.” Colbert’s remarks came Friday during an appearance on the Russian late night TV show, “Evening Urgant.” While being interviewed by the show’s host, Ivan Urgant, Colbert revealed that he had a big announcement. Then, with a straight face, Colbert declared, “I am here to announce that I am considering a run for president in 2020.” As the …

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Sepp Blatter after the fall: Why the hell should I bear all the blame?

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David Conn has spent years writing about corruption at Fifa. When he was granted an audience with its deposed president over lunch in Zurich, he found there was more to the man than the arch-villain of popular caricature In any account of the extraordinary rise and fall into corruption of footballs world governing body, Fifa, since the landmark 1974 election of the Brazilian president His expulsion at the age of 79 by Fifas ethics committee, terminating his fifth stint as president, was as …

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The GOP tried to use a reaction GIF and the internet reacted accordingly

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How do you do, fellow kids? The internet is a beautiful (and equally toxic) place where people can come together, share their views, and express themselves. But when something feels fake or forced, you will definitely be called out on your bullshit. Former FBI director James Comey is set to testify before the Senate Intelligence Committee on his interactions with the president on Thursday. In preparation for the event, the committee released Comey’s opening statement. SEE ALSO: Ivanka …

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