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I sent a compromising message to the wrong person. How will I ever recover?

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The realisation you misdirected a sensitive message is among the worst feelings technology can induce. Have faith one day it will be a great anecdote I accidentally sent a compromising message to the worst person possible!!! HELP ME. Everyone has made this mistake even the Greatest of All Time. Serena Williams Pregnancy announcement on Snapchat was reportedly hilarious misunderstandings, the Jacks Back (@JackBryant328) When you send a text to the wrong person and it’s about them …

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A Lawmaker Asked If Women Could Get Gyno Exams By Swallowing A Camera

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… her, “Can this same procedure then be done in a Pregnancy? Swallowing a camera and helping the doctor determine what the situation is?” View this image › Idaho Rep. Vito Barbieri Matt Cilley / AP Photo In response, Madsen explained that no, this is not possible because when a woman swallowing something does not mean it ends up in her vagina. Barbieri responded, “Fascinating. That makes sense.” …

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Dying Husband Wont Live Long Enough To Meet Newborn, Then Mom Induces Labor Early

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Diane Aulgerwas put in an unthinkable situation. She was pregnant with a baby girl, while her husband, Mark Aulger was dying. Mark became bedridden during her Pregnancy. In 2012, after overcoming stage 3 colon cancer, he was diagnosed with pulmonary fibrosis, a scarring of the lungs that stops the flow of oxygen to the brain and other vital organs. She expected that by the time she gave birth to her beautiful baby girl Savannah, Mark would be gone. She thought she’d be welcoming one new …

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22 Reasons To Eat Chocolate That Will Make You Feel So Much Better About Your Guilt

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Chocolate pie, chocolate milkshakes, chocolate cake, chocolate bars…I really don’t care what form it comes in, I just LOVE chocolate! Usually, I try to abstain from the treat as much as possible. I’ve always thought that it would lead to acne, rotten teeth, and other health problems, but it turns out that the opposite is true. If consumed regularly in moderation, chocolate has many physical and mental benefits. Here are 22 reasons that you can eat chocolate without …

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24 Diagrams To Help You Have Better Sex

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… during sex is called the “barrier method” of protection. When used correctly, they’re 98% effective at preventing Pregnancy (but when used incorrectly, they’re only 82% effective). Condoms can also be a good way to reduce your risk of contracting or spreading STIs. They don’t protect you against all STIs (some can be spread from skin-to-skin contact, for instance), but it’s a good place to start. Worth noting: The best thing you can do for yourself in terms …

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22 Real 911 Operators Reveal The Most Hilariously Stupid Call They Ever Received

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… clarify, if she was needing to determine who the father of a child was, she’d have to maybe contact a clinic. No. She wanted to know how can she find out if she was the mother of someone who claimed she gave birth to them. No mental illness, no hysterical Pregnancy, she was just dumb. We had an Amber Alert go out; guy stabbed the mother of his children and took the kids. Man calls to complain that the Alert is interrupting his TV and that the father should be left alone because he’s …

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Pretty Little Liars Recap: This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Two Of Us Lesbians

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… because MD tried to steal some of Alis moms stuff. Ali wants to know Charlotte why called herself CeCe Drake if she had never met Mary Drake (MD) and MDs like my murdering crazy baby did that? and tears up. She acts like she just sent her kid to college. She said she doesnt know where Charlotte got that name, but shes like, so flattered she was considered! She shows Ali her Pregnancy scar, like wtf, and is like yup, this is where they ripped Charlotte out of me. She describes it like Charlotte …

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