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‘Right in front of my salad,’ your new favorite meme, has a very NSFW origin

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Warning: This article contains some very NSFW content. And by that we mean porn. OK, proceed. You might have noticed a new, veggie-based meme going around Twitter or Tumblr, but you might not know of its sexy origins. The meme is an annoyed woman saying, “Right in front of my salad?” It’s really a great response to anything that you find troubling, upsetting, or downright irritating. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD is trending now I have hope there’s still good in this …

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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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Using “alternative facts” as a parenting device, however, can occasionally misfire. If your young detective catches you in a lie, you’re in hot water. “Kids globalize and say, ‘My parent is a liar. Are they also lying about loving me?’” Canadian parenting expert Alyson Schafer told The Washington Post in 2015. On the importance of owning up to it, and making up for it, though, she added that “making a mistake gracefully is a really important …

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Jon Hamm: Therapy is like going to the dentist

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… could always come back and teach. For years, he got nowhere. Baz Luhrmanns William Morris, and then three years of auditions without a single bite. Then he lost his agent. It was around this time he worked as a set dresser on a porn film, in between waiting tables. And look how things came around. I worked at a restaurant downtown where the parking lot we used became the studio where we shot Mad Men. Before the split: with partner of 18 years Jennifer Westfeldt. Its a rearrangement of …

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7 Bikini Pic Poses That Will Get You A ‘U Up?’ Text

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… against soft porn? Or does that not apply if youre extra? Sighs. Anyway, apparently Ariel likes to call herself a role model for young girls, and if by role model she means showing them how to pose for the nudes they send their boyfriends then, yes, she absolutely is one. The Vag Flash is a classic pose if youre looking to have people mistake you for a porn star. Happens. They key here is to widen your legs as much as possible so your thighs look thin AF and also to leave your morality and human …

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Meet the sex-positive YouTubers giving kids the sex talks they really need

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… navigate when you don’t know what you’re looking for. Some teens turn to porn to provide the answers, but porn is often filled with unrealistic portrayals of sex. Googling one’s queries tends to lack the care and wisdom of a teacher whose presence can put a worried mind at ease. Teens need people to tell them that what they’re experiencing is normal. They need voices and portrayals of relationships they can relate to. The YouTube community has heard these pubescent pleas …

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While You Were Offline: Grab Your Muskets for David S. Pumpkins!

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… yall (@freshnuttz) October 27, 2016 But, wait! Perhaps Vine doesn’t have to die, because pornhub has offered to buy the service, with the promise that it could “restore Vine to its NSFW glory” becauseand we quote the official press release from pornhub here”spurts of porn in six seconds is more than enough time for most people to truly enjoy themselves.” The, uh, ball’s in your court now, Twitter The Takeaway: Of course, it’s not all bad news if Vine …

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The Beautiful Struggle by Ta-Nehisi Coates review subverting white expectations

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… Coates writes: Niggers were on MTV in lipstick and curls, extolling their exotic quadroons, big-upping Fred Astaire, and speaking like the rest of us didnt exist. Im talking S-curls and sequins, Lionel Richie dancing on the ceiling. Im talking the corporate pop of Whitney, and The Wire. Readers looking for black-dysfunction porn will be disappointed. The memoir is no cautionary tale pretending to document the loud, salacious bits of inner-city life, all the while glorifying or indicting them. …

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39 People On What They Learned About Sex The Hard Way

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… let the world know without sounding weird?! 10. I didn’t know about the in-out part. I didn’t know about the in-out part until I found video porn. I thought you just put it in and left it there. 11. I needed the term “fudge-packer” explained to me. Had sex ed, but in my school’s sex ed obviously gay people didn’t exist. Fast-forward two or three years, and the first time I was introduced to anal intercourse as a concept was one when of my classmates called …

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Tea Party candidate for Senate sends her supporters to anime porn site

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The Republican race for a Senate seat in Nevada is really heating up, in the sense that it now involves hentai,Japanese cartoon pornography. Isn’t politics just the best? Tea Party challenger Sharron Angle recently sent out an email newsletter to her supporters, encouraging them to read up on her incumbent opponent, Rep. Joe Heck, by visiting his website at joeheck.com. I am here to tell you: Do not visit Joe Heck dot com. Unless you’re seeking explicit toon videos, in which case …

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