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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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Disney apps spying on children, lawsuit claims

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… Theater” “Disney Store Become” “Disney Story Central” “Disney’s Magic Timer by Oral-B” “Disney Princess: Charmed Adventures” “Dodo pop” “Disney Build It Frozen” “DuckTales: Remastered” “Frozen Free Fall” “Frozen Free Fall: Icy Shot” “Good Dinosaur Storybook Deluxe” “Inside Out Thought Bubbles” “Maleficent Free Fall” “Miles from …

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Just so you know, Chrissy Teigen is definitely, totally, 100% over your novelty Instagram food

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – FEBRUARY 26: Actor Chrissy Teigen attends the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)Image: Getty Images Chrissy Teigen is sitting on a plush chair, in a pea green room, in a brightly lit suite at the Gramercy Park Hotel, overlooking lower Manhattan. The room’s adorned with oversized hamburger pillows, french fry blankets, and neat stacks of McBiscuit …

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He Took His Smashed Car’s Engine And Turned It Into An Epic Coffee Table

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… disassembled parts. Reddit / graaaypes googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display(‘VN_PG_DCI2_BTF’); }); When everything was smooth, he primed the rest of the pieces and coated them with aluminum engine block paint. Pretty snazzy! Reddit / graaaypes Next, they began to reassemble the engine. Reddit / graaaypes The red parts added the perfect pop of color. Reddit / …

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Lorde reveals she’s not in Taylor Swift’s squad and we’re just so confused

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… here. Like, also, I don’t hang out with these people at all. “I. Don’t. Hang. Out. With. These. People. At. All.” (Periods, ours) Huh. Okay, well, maybe she didn’t mean it like that. Maybe she didn’t mean “at all,” but instead “not that often because we’re all just sooo busy being famous pop stars.” But then, when the interviewer interjected to remind Lorde that she was a part of T-Swift’s ultra-famous girl squad, she …

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Sophie Calle: What attracts me is absence, missing, death | Eva Wiseman

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… retrospective opening this week. In 1978, when she was 25, she returned to Paris after seven years abroad. Her father, a doctor and pop art collector, had paid for her travels as a prize for completing a degree under Suite Venetienne, which launched her strange and mutable career, one anchored in rules and routine. In the accompanying essay, Baudrillard considers, the sensuality of behind-the-scenes power: the art of making the other disappear. Pet project: Calle with her stuffed …

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BRILLIANT! Meme expertly mocking Karl Marx ‘deserves a medal’ (bonus: hilarious replies)

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When a meme is so perfect it needs few words … Ok, so the world of politics has gotten super goofy when memes are a legitimate talking point, but man, this one is good. Whoever made this meme deserves a medal. pic.twitter.com/ByBMb1Zcs2 — Elliott Hamilton (@ElliottRHams) June 23, 2017 Sorta like how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop. And apparently a human can survive 64 years without a brain … Rosie and Michael Moore are in luck. …

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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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Using “alternative facts” as a parenting device, however, can occasionally misfire. If your young detective catches you in a lie, you’re in hot water. “Kids globalize and say, ‘My parent is a liar. Are they also lying about loving me?’” Canadian parenting expert Alyson Schafer told The Washington Post in 2015. On the importance of owning up to it, and making up for it, though, she added that “making a mistake gracefully is a really important …

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Run away with me to the joyful world of Carly Rae Jepsen memes

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… was also never quite pervasive enough to wear out its welcome. This spring, the meme got new life for some good old fashioned nazi punching. Carly Slay Jepsen In a post E-MO-TION world, there’s a fluidity to Carly Rae memes as long as they’re hinged on the certainty that Jepsen is pop music’s savior. Carly Rae Jepsen |\ / \_ The Beetles / ) jake (@HUNTYCHAN) April 6, 2017 pic.twitter.com/wuf4WUB0lB Michael Foss (@Fossphate) April 16, 2017 …

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