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Jared Kushner is registered to vote in New York as a woman

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Jared Kushner wondering how many forms he's messed up in his lifetime.Image: Olivier Douliery-Pool/Getty Images Today’s surreal revelation surrounding the Trump family is that Jared Kushner — you know, the husband of Ivanka who used his private email account to conduct White House business — is apparently registered to vote in New York as a woman. First reported by Wired, Mashable obtained public records that confirm Jared Corey Kushner’s gender is listed as female …

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Is the meme Trump just retweeted racistor just weird?

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… real. #TrumpIsARacist #SteeleDossier https://t.co/SDwNl9T3ao — Jackie (@LiberalMmama) August 24, 2017 In response to one of those critics, Travone told the person, “go fuck yourself, pussy.” However, he appears to have deleted that tweet. For the most part, people aren’t responding with accusations of racism. Instead, they’re just baffled by the leader of the free world engaging in petty politics with his predecessor. Forget how tacky and undignified it is, …

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Unlearning the myth of American innocence

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The long read: When she was 30, Suzy Hansen left the US for Istanbul and began to realise that Americans will never understand their own country until they see it as the rest of the world does My mother recently found piles of my notebooks from when I was a small child that were filled with plans for my future. I was very ambitious. I wrote out what I would do at every age: when I would get married and when I would have kids and when I would open a dance studio. When I left my small hometown …

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6 of the nuttiest Mooch quotes from his latest interview

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… a reporter that you don’t want to be made public, be sure to declare on the record that you are off the record. “I think I have strep.” You’re telling us that on top of Scaramucci’s eventful as hell week in politics losing his job; being listed as dead by his alma mater, Harvard; missing the birth of his son; and rumors of his wife filing for divorce he also possibly had strep throat? RIP. “Its fine. I mean, what am I going to do?” This quote was …

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Blind date: There may have been a peck or two

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… were you hoping for?Someone to fancy, or a mate. First impressions?Sweet, but a bit nervous. What did you talk about?Babies, cheese. Any awkward moments?We started talking about politics and realised why you shouldnt. Complete apathy is a deal-breaker for me. Good table manners?He let me try the wine first. Best thing about Ben?World champion on Rapstar for Obica, London W1. Fancy a blind date? Email soulmates.theguardian.com/subscribe/blinddate Read more: …

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Anthony Scaramucci is already deleting his old tweets

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… Russia or are they no longer “Evil?” J. Patrick Rollo (@ThePatrickRollo) July 21, 2017 And who could forget that time Scaramucci slammed Trump, calling him “anti-American” and disagreeing with his “big mouth” and behavior towards women? Too bad Scaramucci can’t delete this YouTube video … politics is great, isn’t it??? WATCH: Trump is getting crushed at his own handshake game Read more: …

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Bill Clinton hides among the Bushes, channels Sean Spicer

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Former President Bill Clinton has officially embraced the dad joke phase of his life. Clinton attended the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum in Dallas, Texas, on Thursday to celebrate this year’s graduating class from the Presidential Leadership Scholars program. While there, he took a moment to to hide among the Bushes, like our good friend in the current White House, press secretary Sean Spicer. SEE ALSO: Hillary Clinton’s sad, unused election night party confetti …

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Anderson Cooper to White House official: ‘I’m just going to ignore the insults’

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… eliciting surprise from Cooper. “I think its funny you have enough time in the White House … (that) you are able to sit around and read Nielsen numbers,” Cooper said. Gorka responded that the press team in the Trump White House was “superb” and had prepped him for his CNN appearance. Read more: http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/13/politics/cooper-gorka-exchange-trump-jr-emails-cnntv/index.html …

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9 nicknames I gave Donald Trump that did nothing to stop his authoritarianism

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Image: andrew harrer/Getty Images Since Donald Trump’s election, it has felt hopeless staring down the barrel of the rise of fascism, feeling as if nothing we do or say is being heard by our government. But I, however, will not stand down. So I came up with these rude and crude nicknames for our president that, sadly, did not have the affect on the Trump administration I imagined they would. 1. The Cheeto I referred to Donald Trump as this in an elevator with coworkers and everyone loved …

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Best holiday reads 2017, picked by writers part one

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… the explanation of maverick candidates offered by a fine political commentator, Steve Richards, in The Rise of the Outsiders: How Mainstream politics Lost Its Way (Atlantic). Among the small squad of good novels about football, A Natural by Ross Raisin (Cape) is said by reliable scouts to be well worth its purchase fee. And, after being impressed by how Susie Steiner managed to find fresh ground in the police procedural with last years Missing, Presumed, Im keen to team up with her intriguing …

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