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LCD Soundsystems James Murphy: I was a joke. My wife said I was going to die

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… He says he was so mortified by the thought of getting on to a stage and singing that it took a bottle of whisky to do a show. Singings my nightmare, he says, blithely. I was a singing guitar player as a kid and I found it really embarrassing, so I stopped singing and became a drummer. I mean, who does that? I dont want to be the singing guitar player who writes all the music I want to play drums and become an engineer. But, despite all the bands achievements, the gigs promoter didnt think that …

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BOOM: Colion Noir accused of being NRA’s ‘token,’ EPIC backfire ensues

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… rejected 1st then say u don't belong https://t.co/ynCSn4qT3P — Colion Noir (@MrColionNoir) August 10, 2017 There is no winning to be had. If we are going to talk about sensitive issues then let's talk about them. We all have to open up and talk. — Thomas Jones, CIPT (@OtherTomJones) August 10, 2017 Dude you called me a token and you want play the victim card b/c I wasinsulted by your insult. Talk about mental gymnastics. https://t.co/VvbsyciGu4 — Colion Noir …

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Here Are The 13 Most Adorable Criminals You’ll Ever See.

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… turning off The Wiggles. 2. And THAT’S what you get for impersonating a doggie. 3. This kid’s been watching dad play a lot of Grand Theft Auto. 4. They hit the bottle a little too hard. 5. “You wanna see a real work of art?” 6. Just when you thought you were safe: demon baby. 7. “Might” is more like “definitely will, all the time.” 8. Greed and gluttony, …

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Chuck E. Cheeses Is Getting Rid Of Its Robot Band And We Don’t Know How To Feel

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… bday but the Chuck E Cheese band is breaking up so please excuse me as I go mourn this iconic group moira (@ariomash) August 19, 2017 As a kid I had a recurring nightmare that the Chuck E Cheese band tore loose from the stage and attacked me as fam & friends shrugged so OK https://t.co/1UJEWUZjoJ Jeff Olson (@ProfOTweets) August 18, 2017 I hope they have the animatronic Chuck E. Cheese band play Hurt by NIN at their last show. Alligator Lincoln (@Andrew_113) August 18, 2017 …

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Disney apps spying on children, lawsuit claims

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… with children. According to the Google play Store, “Where’s My Water? 2,” – one of the apps on the list – has been downloaded between 100 million and 500 million times. The app is also listed as an “Editor’s Choice” on the Apple App Store. Other games alleged to be collecting the illegal data, such as “Moana Island Life” and “Disney Color and play” have between 1 million and 5 million installations on Android devices. …

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I’m the leader of the White Walkers and here’s why we are moving so incredibly slowly

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… to kill all the living people and animals I see and reanimate their corpses to help me kill more people and animals. That’s my main thing, that’s my passion. But I’m also here to have a good time and to encourage a sense of play and joy in my army, you know? I’m a wrinkly guy who is made of ice, loves to murder, and rides a dead horse, but I’m not a monster. So before you JUMP down my THROAT, maybe take into account that we all only get one life (except my soldiers …

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You Are Robot Boy! Can You Save Japan From Monsters?

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… council president who you have a crush on. Stammer shyly. Talk to Keiko, the schools star athlete who you have a crush on. Keiko is dressed in her team uniform to play Balloon Debacle, Japans national sport. It is an ancient game of agility and strength, originally played by samurai to determine who would get to commit suicide first by swallowing a lime and choking to death on it. The modern version of the sport was made nonlethal by replacing the lime with a balloon that …

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This Couple Used a VERY High-Profile Husband and Wife as the Inspiration For Their Engagement Photos

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… and maybe you can’t. (You probably can, but just play along.) The Instagram caption says it all. #swipeleft Because we miss them so much…. Our couple Cassi & Adam were channeling Michelle and Barack Obama in this engagement shoot. It was great to team up with @covesakellyevents and bring her vision to life. Make up by @jaynaart Enjoy! #obamas #barack #michelle #engagementshoot #engagement #weddings #blackbride1998 #munaluchibride #weddingsonpoint #engagedtodetails A post …

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Anthony Scaramucci just gave the wildest, most unbelievable interview

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… Mooch showed up a week ago, referring to himself as his nickname. Scaramucci and Priebus have barely been able to play nice during the new comms director’s brief tenure at the White House. The two pretty much hate each other. Priebus did all he could to keep Scaramucci out of the White House for President Donald Trump’s first six months in office, and Scaramucci wasted little time in threatening to try to stick the FBI on Priebus when Scaramucci finally got the White House job. …

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