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5 Ridiculously Huge Crimes America Covered Up

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Everyone has something in their past they’d like to keep hidden. Not paying for those Cokes in the bottom of your grocery cart, an ill-advised breakdancing phase, a secret second family, etc. But whatever horrible sin you may think you’ve gotten away with (we know, Li’l B; we will always know), it’s nothing compared to some of the enormous crimes the U.S. government pulled off … 4 The US Government Gave An International Assassin And Terrorist Witness …

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Insane turbulence on an American Airlines flight has left at least 10 people injured

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Image: FG/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images American Airlines Flight 759 headed from Athens, Greece to Philadelphia experienced extreme, unexpected turbulence that left 10 people (passengers and crew) hospitalized, according to reports. The flight had almost 300 people on board and eventually landed safely in Philadelphia. Jessica Huseman, a reporter on the flight, tweeted her experience after the plane had safely landed in Philadelphia. SEE ALSO: American Airlines delayed a flight because the plane …

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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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… at every familly gathering. #61 #62 #63 #64 #65 #66 #67 #68 Grandpa told me that there’s a tube connecting my bellybutton to my butt, and that if I unscrew my bellybutton my butt will fall off. “The candy next to the checkout line are not for sale.” #71 #72 #73 #74 #75 #76 #77 #78 “If you don’t behave the pilot will turn the plane around!” The cashier …

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‘The Big Bang Theory’ recap: Sheldon and Amy face a new challenge

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… should toughen up for Amys sake. Heeding the advice, albeit a bit too enthusiastically, Sheldon returns home with a new luggage bag for Amys trip, metaphorically green lighting her research gig. The salesman said it can survive a plane crash, he remarks. So perhaps you should ride inside of it. Realizing this is one of his last nights with Amy, Sheldon acknowledges that, while its not her birthday, hed like to engage in frenzied lovemaking with her. The very articulate and clinical cries of …

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Liar, liar: in a post-truth world, writers reveal their biggest fib

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… announced to my classmates that my real family was, in fact, the A-Team. Despite them pointing out that a small Asian woman called Nilu came to pick me up every day from school, I ploughed on. Thats all a cover, you wallies, because of the Situation. My real father is Hannibal, but hes on an international wanted list. Murdock is in a mental health institution and BA cant get on a plane. So Im having to stay with this family called the Hazarikas who live in Coatbridge for safety reasons. But Ill …

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Guardian readers on their worst holidays: rats, sewage and lots of vomiting

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We asked for your worst holiday stories and you really came through, with a truly horrifying collection of vacation misery Following Guardian writers recalling 19lux: On a flight to Indonesia, the second the plane became airborne, hundreds of thousands of cockroaches swarmed out and over us. I was one of the fortunate ones, having decided at the last minute to wear socks and long trousers, so I could keep my hems tucked. There were so many people in shorts or skirts and sandals. I will …

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14 Quotes From The Sadistic Mind Of Ted Bundy

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… Wikipedia In one of his escapes, Bundy jumped from a second-story window of the Pitkin County Courthouse. var OX_ads = OX_ads || []; OX_ads.push({ slot_id: “537251604_56a83ac18722e”, auid: “537251604” }); 11. “I think I stand as much of a chance of dying in front of a firing squad or in a gas chamber as you do of being killed on a plane flight home. Let’s hope you don’t.” Wikipedia 12. …

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‘Tasteless’ mattress ad is latest 9/11-themed promotion to spark backlash

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… disgust. I literally hope a small plane crashes into your absolute piece of shit store and it burns to the ground just for the sake of irony, said one. Bonanno issued another statement on Friday, saying: Effective immediately, our Miracle Mattress store will be closed indefinitely. We will be silent through the 9/11 anniversary to avoid any further distractions from a day of recognition and remembrance for the victims and their families. Marian Salzman, New York-based chief executive of Havas PR …

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If You Told Me A Commercial Could Make Me Cry, I Wouldn’t Have Believed You. Until Now… Wow

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Today’s modern technology has the power to do amazing things. In an instant, we can have a black town car show up at our house, video chat with a friend half way around the world, and even fly a remote controlled plane into a different country. But what it can’t do, and the one thing we always forget, is love. Especially the real life kind between a parent and child. So if you’ve ever used an iPad to calm down a screaming child in a restaurant, check out this video below. …

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