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You’ve Been Feeding The Ducks Wrong Your Whole Life

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… View this image › Tom Blackwell / Flickr: tjblackwell / Creative Commons “WWT supplies a grain mix for duck feeding at its wetland centres, and recommends that people use similar specialist water bird food, available from pet stores and garden centres and feed only in moderation,” says Simpson. So that’s the ideal. But if you’re looking for something you might already have in your kitchen cupboards …

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Sophie Calle: What attracts me is absence, missing, death | Eva Wiseman

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… retrospective opening this week. In 1978, when she was 25, she returned to Paris after seven years abroad. Her father, a doctor and pop art collector, had paid for her travels as a prize for completing a degree under Suite Venetienne, which launched her strange and mutable career, one anchored in rules and routine. In the accompanying essay, Baudrillard considers, the sensuality of behind-the-scenes power: the art of making the other disappear. pet project: Calle with her stuffed …

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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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Using “alternative facts” as a parenting device, however, can occasionally misfire. If your young detective catches you in a lie, you’re in hot water. “Kids globalize and say, ‘My parent is a liar. Are they also lying about loving me?’” Canadian parenting expert Alyson Schafer told The Washington Post in 2015. On the importance of owning up to it, and making up for it, though, she added that “making a mistake gracefully is a really important …

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10 Grammar Rules That You Learned In Elementary School (And Quickly Forgot)

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… funny.” “That dog won’t stop chasing its tail.” 6. Everyday or Every Day Flickr / Andreanna Moya Okay, I have to admit that this might be my biggest grammatical pet peeve. An error that I come across every day is the misuse of “everyday.” (See what I did there?) While a single space might not seem like a big deal, “everyday” and “every day” mean two entirely different things. “Everyday” is …

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23 Incredibly Cute Facts About Animals That Make Them Even MORE Adorable.

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… Flickr 20.) Squirrels will adopt orphaned baby squirrels into their own families. Flickr 21.) Wolves will leave babysitters with their cubs when the parents are required to leave for hunting. Flickr 22.) The term for a group of domestic cats is a “clowder.” Flickr 23.) Corgi translates to “dwarf dog” in Welsh. Flickr (via BuzzFeed.) I want all of these animals as my pet now, …

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This Dog’s Growl Looks Really Mean, But It’s Also Pretty Funny When You Hear it

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If you’re a pet owner, you know that part of the fun of having furry family members is getting to mess with them a little. Not in a cruel way — we definitely don’t condone abuse! But some people get tired of listening to their cats’ obnoxious meows at all hours of the night, so they bide their time until they can get sweet revenge by scaring the crap out of them. Others, like this person, risk losing their fingers by purposefully pissing off their dogs to elicit funny …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… the apartment complex manager before heading to work, telling her what happened and that I want the locks changed that day. She gets a weird look on her face, and after a long pause, says SHE KNOWS WHO HAS BEEN IN MY APARTMENT, and that “it won’t happen again.” WHAAAT??? Turns out she had a creepy, rapey maintenance guy who noticed a young woman moving into an apartment alone, and thought I was his new pet. She had the locks changed immediately, and promised that she would …

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These Adorable Dogs Are All Dressed Up For Christmas

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… posted by Sarah Desmarais (@5arah_d) on Dec 23, 2016 at 4:04am PST Me and Santa would love to wish you all a very Merry Christmas May you all spend it with your loved ones, in great health, with good food and even better wine (sounds great, even though I'm not a wine drinker lol) A photo posted by Linda (@lifestylebylinda.nl) on Dec 24, 2016 at 1:00am PST On Santa duty.#santa #basset #bassethound #bassetsofinstagram #instabasset #petlove #pet #petsagram #instapet #dog …

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17 useless Cyber Monday deals that nobody wants

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… too. Just $11.19 Image: amazon Original price: $37.98 Quick, this Mystery Machine pet costume is only $18.69 Image: Amazon Original Price: $28.85 This over the sink drying rack is going for $18.38 Image: AMAZON Original price: $39.99 Make your own homemade root beer for just $8.04 Image: AMAZON Original Price: $12.99 Finally, this survivor water filter is only $22.39 Image: amazon Original price: $39.99 This overly complex colander is just $11.00 Image: amazon …

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