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‘The Big Bang Theory’ recap: Sheldon and Amy face a new challenge

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… accomplishment. After a solid year of work, they were finally ready to field test – as Raj would constantly remind them, without him. However, their party was cut short the following day when they went to their top secret Air Force security lab to find that the U.S. government had seized their research and would be moving on without them. Despite their protests, Colonel Williams had shockingly little sympathy. As you know, the primary focus of the United States military is peoples …

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Joe Biden tells New Hampshire Dems, ‘Guys, I’m not running’

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Former Vice President Joe Biden said Sunday that he would not seek the Democratic nomination for president in 2020, attempting to quell speculation raised by an early post-election visit to New Hampshire.  Biden was in the first-in-the-nation primary state to honor the nation’s first all-female, all-Democratic congressional delegation at the state Democratic party’s annual dinner in Manchester. “When I got asked to speak, I knew it was going to cause …

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I sent a compromising message to the wrong person. How will I ever recover?

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… Ive been told some scenarios that are pure farce. A political party listened in on an opponents conference calls for several months after call-in details were misdirected. A lawyer forwarded all of her case files to the opposing team. A government department common sad girl (@sadgirlkms) when u screenshot someones text and accidentally send the screenshot to them February 18, 2017 One friend witnessed a dog she recognised from Instagram get hit by a car outside her house. She messaged her …

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That Time Michael Lewis Complained About Dating A Hot Woman

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… Getty Images The women are beside the point. They are shiny objects. Back in 1994, Lewis wife, Bohner, already had an impressive resume: an undergraduate degree from the University of Pennsylvania, a few years as an investment banker at the prestigious Lazard firm. She also had a masters in journalism from Columbia. Kate Bohner (center) with Candice Bushnell and Kim Cattrall at a party years after the Lewis column. Lewis mentions nothing about Bohners degrees or jobs. His article …

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No Lights, no Lorde: impersonator dupes Auckland partygoers

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Convincing impersonator found to be behind surprise live performance by super ultra special guest at lights-off New Zealand dance party New Zealand has been sent in a tailspin after a surprise performance by Lorde at an Auckland public library was found to have been by a convincing impersonator. The pop star was widely reported by attendees of the weekly No Lights No Lycra dance party to have made a guest appearance to perform Another thanked Ella Yelich OConnor, a.k.a. #Lorde you secret ninja …

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Community Post: Which “Backstreet Boys” Song Should Be Your Personal Anthem?

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… humor and enthusiasm in every situation you encounter. You’re basically a traveling circus act for your friends. If every object that King Midas touched turned into gold, then every room you touch turns into a party. Zomba Recording LLC / Via youtube.com You got: “Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely” You’re a sensitive soul whose main goal in life is to leave a trail of love wherever you go. …

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19 Reasons Why Being A QuinceaƱera Is Just The Worst

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You might look like a princess, but you definitely won’t feel like one. While you’re reading, LISTEN TO THIS: Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=G7VsvruKXdo. youtube.com So, why is being a Quinceañera the worst? Well… 1. Because being lifted in the air is not always the best idea. View this image › youtube.com 2. Especially when there are pyrotechnics …

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Wife throws her own Oscars party and presents her husband with the ‘Best Husband’ award

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… with the “Best Husband” Oscar I want to be this extra as a wife pic.twitter.com/AJXJR6X3a1 coolie gyal (@Reggae_Beauty) February 27, 2017 A behind-the-scenes look at the star getting getting glammed up for the party. Who are you wearing? Image: coolie gyal How long do you think his speech was? Image: coolie gyal Business on top… Image: coolie gyal … party on the bottom. The Fashion Police would have a lot to say about this look. Image: coolie gyal …

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