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Partition, 70 years on: Salman Rushdie, Kamila Shamsie and other writers reflect

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… the same loss as Brij Krishna, Gandhis secretary, as a man who has clambered up a tree for a view of the funeral pyre, as a refugee ona train leaving Delhi for Lahore. I was glad to be alone for I found my face was wet with tears. But I wasnt weeping over the past, I was grieving for the present. The political wing of the RSS, the organisation to which Gandhis assassin was once a member, is the party that runs the country now, and it exults in the same vocabulary of violence now as then. The …

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Bill Clinton hides among the Bushes, channels Sean Spicer

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Former President Bill Clinton has officially embraced the dad joke phase of his life. Clinton attended the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum in Dallas, Texas, on Thursday to celebrate this year’s graduating class from the Presidential Leadership Scholars program. While there, he took a moment to to hide among the Bushes, like our good friend in the current White House, press secretary Sean Spicer. SEE ALSO: Hillary Clinton’s sad, unused election night party confetti …

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Lorde reveals she’s not in Taylor Swift’s squad and we’re just so confused

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Hello. Remember BFFs Taylor Swift and Lorde? Remember when Tay threw Lorde an amazing 20th birthday party fit for a queen? Or when she broke her social media hiatus just to promote her BFF Lorde’s new song? Or when Lorde crashed Taylor’s concert just because they’re best friends and she could? Total BFFs, right? Image: Jason Merritt/Getty Images SEE ALSO: Lorde just apologized for comparing Taylor Swift to a ‘friend with an autoimmune disease’ Well, LOL JK, …

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Swaraj Abhiyan likely to decide on floating party on July 31

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“In our November 2015 resolution, we had decided that unless we elect delegates from over a 100 districts and a minimum six states (units of Swaraj Abhiyan) conduct their own internal elections, we w Read more: http://www.thehindu.com/news/national/swaraj-abhiyan-likely-to-decide-on-floating-party-on-july-31/article8893770.ece?utm_source=RSS_Feed&utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=RSS_Syndication …

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Which Buffy Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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… as hell can survive anywhere. For one thing, parties are where Geminis thrive. Like, any party really. Some may even say you’re the life of the party. That’s because you crack the best jokes and have the best moves. And don’t even get me started on what it’s like being with you for a night. Strap yourself in for a wild ride, compadre. You’re also a strong supporter of variety being the spice of life or whatever. You gotta change things up a bit because repetition …

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Election blind dates: Nigel Farage and Rachel Johnson – BBC News

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… always had a lot of stamina. Work hard, play hard. How was your date? It was terrific. She is just great fun to be with. What was your initial impression? I thought to myself, she’s become one of the most prominent Remainers in the country. She’s left the Conservative party, she’s joined the Lib Dems. I was pleased that it was her, because I’ve met her before and she is fun. Media playback is unsupported on your device Media captionNigel Farage says his work has …

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Meme La France: To stop globalization, alt-right meme makers have begun a global movement

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… movement has taken their Great Meme War overseas to help elect Marine Le Pen, candidate of the far right National Front party, as the next president of France. “This is a global movement because people around the world are being forced to accept a globalist agenda that benefits the few at the expense of our nations, our cultures, and our peoples,” the moderators of the subreddit r/The_Donald said about their campaign. “Memes, humor, images, and videos that people come up with …

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‘The Big Bang Theory’ recap: Sheldon and Amy face a new challenge

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… accomplishment. After a solid year of work, they were finally ready to field test – as Raj would constantly remind them, without him. However, their party was cut short the following day when they went to their top secret Air Force security lab to find that the U.S. government had seized their research and would be moving on without them. Despite their protests, Colonel Williams had shockingly little sympathy. As you know, the primary focus of the United States military is peoples …

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