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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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My nana’s got a stair lift in her house because she’s old as fuck and her bones are all crackly and frail. She’s also super twisted and loves wild shit. Here’s a bunch of ways me and the boys messed around with her stair lift ranked by how sick my nana thought it was. 6. Cranking up the stair lift speed to the fastest setting and lettin’ ’er rip: We thought this was gonna be more badass than it was, but it turns out these stair lift things don’t go …

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In Chat Rooms, Unite the Right Organizers Planned to Obscure Their Racism

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… drove through a crowd of counterprotesters, killing 32-year-old Heather Heyer, Charlottesville 2.0 participants vacillated between understanding that their attempts to rebrand hate had failed and sharing memes mocking Heyer’s death and promulgating anti-Semitic conspiracy theories. Many participants were taught the lyrics to the Confederate anthem “Dixie.” The protest was based on a desire to preserve Southern history. However, it involved a considerable number of people with …

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The Rock Finally Meets 10-Year-Old Who Used San Andreas Moves To Save His Brother As Tearful Momma Looks On!

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We love that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson puts his time where his Twitter is. A couple weeks ago, the Fate Of The Furious star read the story of Jacob O’Connor, a 10-year-old boy who saved his brother’s life using a CPR technique he had learned watching The Rock do it in the movie San Andreas. Dwayne was so flattered, he not only tweeted high fives to the boy — he invited the whole family to the set of his new movie Skyscraper! Photos: Let’s Talk About The …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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LCD Soundsystems James Murphy: I was a joke. My wife said I was going to die

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… Soundsystem in 2005. Photograph: Jana Birchum/Getty Images Some have interpreted this story as LCD Soundsystem announcing they were splitting up purely in order to sell tickets to a big show, but Murphy says, flippant or not, the more he thought about it, the more ending the band made sense. For one thing, he had been predicting their demise from the start: their debut single Losing My Edge, written when Murphy was 32, was about feeling too old to be involved in music; even when the band took …

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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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… are large and brown, her hair almost white blonde. She is gazing up at the camera, asking for Mama. Born in Louisiana in 1991, Gypsy Rose Blanchard was raised solely by her mother, who was known by family and friends as Dee Dee. When the baby was three months old, Dee Dee told doctors that she didnt seem to be breathing properly. Gypsy was diagnosed with sleep apnoea and given breathing apparatus. Dee Dee was convinced that something else was wrong. When Gypsy was seven, Dee Dee met with her …

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Chuck E. Cheeses Is Getting Rid Of Its Robot Band And We Don’t Know How To Feel

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… other people are having Feelings too. I am heartbroken to report Chuck E. Cheese is getting rid of their robot house bands https://t.co/MaN1NS6dkV Molly Beck (@MollyBeck) August 17, 2017 Unrelated but if someone wished to buy an animatronic band used, what would be the procedure? Asking for a friend. https://t.co/xcz66aOjB4 Neil Greenberg (@ngreenberg) August 18, 2017 old ppl are complaining a lot about the removal of chuck e. cheese’s animatronics like THEY were the ones …

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20 Times The ‘Made In China’ Label Made Us Skeptical Of Foreign Products

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China is an economic force to be reckoned with. The nation accounts for 80 percent of air conditioners, 70 percent of mobile phones, and 60 percent of shoes sold around the world. In fact, China produces half of all toys distributed in the United States. While their contributions are usually appreciated, these 20 items will make you question foreign products forever. 1. Have a sip of some delicious Cola-Cola. Seems legit! Reddit / RideTheSpiralToTheEn 2. Good old …

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Partition, 70 years on: Salman Rushdie, Kamila Shamsie and other writers reflect

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… electorate will turn against the present government any time soon. Midnights grandchildren seem content with whats happening. And thats the pessimistic conclusion to volume two of the Indian story. Salman Rusdhies latest novel, Home Fire(Bloomsbury), has been longlisted for the Man Booker prize. Mohsin Hamid Mohsin Hamid. Photograph: Sarah Lee Seventy years after partition, the old hatreds are alive and well. India is descending into an intolerant Hindu nationalism, apparently …

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