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Chuck E. Cheeses Is Getting Rid Of Its Robot Band And We Don’t Know How To Feel

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… bday but the Chuck E Cheese band is breaking up so please excuse me as I go mourn this iconic group moira (@ariomash) August 19, 2017 As a kid I had a recurring nightmare that the Chuck E Cheese band tore loose from the stage and attacked me as fam & friends shrugged so ok https://t.co/1UJEWUZjoJ Jeff Olson (@ProfOTweets) August 18, 2017 I hope they have the animatronic Chuck E. Cheese band play Hurt by NIN at their last show. Alligator Lincoln (@Andrew_113) August 18, 2017 …

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‘Right in front of my salad,’ your new favorite meme, has a very NSFW origin

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Warning: This article contains some very NSFW content. And by that we mean porn. ok, proceed. You might have noticed a new, veggie-based meme going around Twitter or Tumblr, but you might not know of its sexy origins. The meme is an annoyed woman saying, “Right in front of my salad?” It’s really a great response to anything that you find troubling, upsetting, or downright irritating. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD is trending now I have hope there’s still good in this …

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What if women ruled the world?

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… work topless. Its just the law. Women tend to make more holistic decisions Athene Donald, physicist Women ruling the world might change the structure of work because, currently, certainly in the developed world, it is the presumption that there is someone back at home to sort out all the problems so its ok to have MPs debating at midnight, and people being sent on to far-flung parts of the world. Our way of working might change if people realised there isnt necessarily someone at home to pick up …

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BRILLIANT! Meme expertly mocking Karl Marx ‘deserves a medal’ (bonus: hilarious replies)

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When a meme is so perfect it needs few words … ok, so the world of politics has gotten super goofy when memes are a legitimate talking point, but man, this one is good. Whoever made this meme deserves a medal. pic.twitter.com/ByBMb1Zcs2 — Elliott Hamilton (@ElliottRHams) June 23, 2017 Sorta like how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop. And apparently a human can survive 64 years without a brain … Rosie and Michael Moore are in luck. …

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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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Using “alternative facts” as a parenting device, however, can occasionally misfire. If your young detective catches you in a lie, you’re in hot water. “Kids globalize and say, ‘My parent is a liar. Are they also lying about loving me?’” Canadian parenting expert Alyson Schafer told The Washington Post in 2015. On the importance of owning up to it, and making up for it, though, she added that “making a mistake gracefully is a really important …

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Jon Hamm: Therapy is like going to the dentist

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… Allstar In person, though, Hamms not especially secretive. Hes happy to talk about the therapy he went through after Mad Men, for instance. I know in England you say therapy and people are like, Woah, are you ok? But here its like going to the dentist. If you can afford it, why wouldnt you? (Hamm can afford it. Im not set for life, but Im not scrambling either.) He learned the importance of structure, a morning routine and schedule. I used to have six to eight months of every year all planned …

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Which Buffy Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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… generosity. Because whats better than a birthday card full of money? Lets be REAL.And you do tend to use your wit and cold-hearted honesty to deflect people from actually probing too much about your life. I mean, who wants to ever deal with all that gross stuff below the surface. Not me! You got a tough shell cuz its a tough world, ok? Also, crying in public is NOT a good look, especially with this cute Gucci dress. Your Buffy quote: “Ouch!!! Please get your extreme oafishness off my two …

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Epic MLB brawl becomes goldmine for funny memes

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… helmet-throw to a DGAF catcher here’s some straight-forward video. ok now, first of all, what was up with Harper’s helmet throw?!? For one of the MLB’s best players, that’s just a remarkably bad toss. BRYCE HARPER WITH THE WORST HELMET THROW EVER OF ALL TIME pic.twitter.com/yV9UF86s3z Barstool Sports (@barstooltweetss) May 29, 2017 Because the internet always delivers, here’s Harper’s sad helmet throw crossed with rapper 50 Cent’s infamously bad …

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