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A Non-Comprehensive List Of Fears That Keep Me Up At Night

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… I remembered the other day that my family dog died when she was 10, and my dog is about to turn 7. I can’t imagine getting only 3 more years with my best friend. It breaks my heart. Eleven. I don’t know exactly where it stems from, but I really get panicked by the idea of losing teeth. At least once a month I have a reoccurring nightmare where my teeth either fall out or start breaking apart and then fall out. I have no idea what it means but it shakes me to my core. Twelve. I really …

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Ebola Survivor Nina Pham Sues Employer For Failing To Protect Her From The Virus

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… claims the hospital tried to use her as a rallying point for good publicity. At one point, a video was released to the media of Pham in her hospital bed. She said she did not give her permission to make it, but she understands why the hospital did so. “They had just a PR nightmare with what happened with Mr. Duncan … and then us being infected with Ebola. Not just one nurse, but two,” Pham said. “People lost faith in them, especially after we got sick.” However, she …

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10 of the most horrifying child face swaps

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A child’s face on an adult’s body is overall unnatural and unsettling. Leave it to Snapchat’s face swap filter and other face-swapping apps to bring this genre of nightmare to real life and make you even more uncomfortable around children. SEE ALSO: Can you help solve this creepy internet mystery? These creepy kid face swaps will either make you want to crawl into a hole and sleep forever or never shut your eyes again. 1. Oh yikes. My nephew wanted to face swap from …

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De La Soul 10 of the best

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… an instantly recognisable Funkadelic loop, but the similarities to Me, Myself and I end there. Over the sombre psych-soul of Synthetic Substitution), Plugs One and Two relate a haunting, heartbreaking tale of a teenage schoolmate being sexually molested by her father. The MCs displaced narration, chronicling Millies nightmare but instantly dismissing her claims out of affection for her father, is a masterstroke, making them complicit in a narrative that ends with Millie shooting her father while …

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Im Privileged To Live In A Suburban Neighborhood With Virtually No Crime, But If Someone Does Commit A Crime Here, Itll Probably Be A Super Fucked-Up One

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… neighborhood. As a parent, this privilege of safety and security takes on an even greater meaning. Sure, I hug my kids a little tighter when I hear about the crimes of less fortunate neighborhoods, but just as I understand that whats happening across town is incredibly unlikely to ever happen where I live, I also recognize that when something does go down here, its going to be some real nightmare shit. Im talking trail-of-human-teeth kind of thing. The kind of crime that turns the name of your …

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Tipsy With Miss Dixie: Jen Righi Talks About The Nightmares Of Lice

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… drift back into sleep right away.I’d try any trick to help me stop having nightmares. LittleThings host Jen Righi definitely wakes up a little bit differently than most of us might from her nightmare. From her beautifully manicured look, to the drink that she grabs from her nightstand, I’d say this is the lifestyle I belong in. But, she’s still noticeably concerned about her nightmare. When she decides to vent to little Miss Dixie, the pupdoes notseem amused, because Righi is …

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While You Were Offline: Captain America Had a Tough Week, You Guys

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… this election season is officially vying to be the strangest in living memory, it’s beginning to look like presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump will debate Democratic nominee Bernie Sanders ahead of the California Democratic primary, an event that literally got started because of a comment made on a late-night talk show. It’s something that has been described as “Hillary Clinton’s worst nightmare” by some, although lots of other Democrats seem to …

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Everyday Cultural Stuff You Assume Is Universal (That Isn’t)

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… Hallucinations, Depending On Their Country Schizophrenia is a horrible, reality-obscuring mental affliction that prevents many of its sufferers from living a normal life, while simultaneously granting movie characters the ability to live several. Pictured: not how schizophrenia actually works. It’s caused by a misfire in the brain that creates hallucinations that can be visual or auditory, but usually not both. Whichever you get, the result is often a waking nightmare, with some of the …

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