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NFL Star Interrupts Church & Says Someones About to Commit SuicideThen He Hears “That Was Me”

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ShareTweet Oakland Raiders quarterback Derek Carr made headlines in June when he signed the richest contract in nfl history. Better than signing the historical contract was Carr’s response when asked what he’d use his $125 million for over the next five years. “The first thing I’ll do is pay my tithe like I have since I was in college,” Carr told CBS Sports. “Giving $700 on a scholarship check. That won’t change. I’ll do that.” His …

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Amazon won NFL Thursday Night Football rights, so what’s next for Twitter?

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Image: kenneth k. lamb/baltimore sun/tns via getty images  Twitter shook the tech press (some of its most loyal users and followers) last year when it announced it had purchased the digital streaming rights beating out Facebook, Amazon, and Yahoo for 10 games of nfl Thursday Night Football games. SEE ALSO: Soon you can watch nfl games on Amazon Prime The general reaction at the time could be summed up as: “Really… Twitter?” The platform for sharing news articles, funny …

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Super Bowl commercials: best and worst of 2017

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… that idea: dont settle for frozen beef from the competition (cunningly disguised as Other Guyz LLC). Very on-brand. nfl Last year, the nfl showcased its Super Bowl babies concept, with a video based on an interesting quirk: cities that win a Super Bowl see a rise in births nine months after their team wins. This year, the baby motif is back, and the adorable tots ( all tabloid newspapers) are dressed like a series of legends of the nfl: Mike Ditka, Michael Irvin, Vince Lombardi, Joe Namath, …

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KJ Dillon’s $16,255 dinner bill hints at pernicious side of NFL hazing culture

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Les Carpenter: Twitter had a laugh when the Texans rookie shared a dinner bill he was made to pay, but the legacy of athletes blowing their fortunes is anything but funny Heres what passes for a good time in the nfl. A group of veteran players gather up an unsuspecting rookie and take him out to dinner. Over the next few hours they order heaping slabs of steak and bottle upon bottle of wine from the restaurants secret storage chest. After, they wash it all down with a couple bottles of Dom …

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The NFL Was a Sure Thing for TV Networks. Until Now

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From the broadcast booth at Nissan Stadium in Nashville, Jim Nantz is talking bedding. Its midway through the fourth quarter of the Oct. 27 nfl game between the Tennessee Titans and Jacksonville Jaguars on Thursday Night Football. Along with his colleague Phil Simms, Nantz is calling the game for the nfl Network. The games a disasterexcept for Titans fansfull of miscues, muffed punts, questionable coaching, and personal fouls. By halftime the Titans are up 27-0, and the game meanders through …

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Even If You Hate Sports, You’ll Love This. Trust Me, You Have To See What They Did.

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… spree to provide gifts for less-fortunate kids. 2.) Derrick Coleman inspired us all when he became the first legally deaf person to play in the nfl, but for those like Riley and Erin, who are also deaf, his success is even more meaningful. After the twins wrote him a letter telling him that he’s their inspiration, Coleman responded by visiting their home and giving them tickets to the Super Bowl he and his Seattle Seahawks would go on to win. 3.) Vancouver Canucks …

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Indiana University running back dismissed after child molestation charges

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… Community High School and originally committed to playing at Michigan before changing his mind and staying in state. He is the nephew of former nfl player Curtis Enis. He finished fifth in the IndyStar Mr Football Award voting and was selected as the Mr Football position winner as the states best running back. The news about Enis came one day after back-up kicker Aaron Del Grosso was arrested and charged with criminal trespassing and public intoxication, following an argument with an …

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State roll calls: What RNC, DNC delegates want you to know

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… oceans.” American Samoa “The greatest exporter of nfl players.” “Home of America’s cleanest air year after year.” Arizona “The hottest state in the country … for job growth.” (It’s funny because the weather in Arizona is also hot.) “We are proud to say we are the home state of Cesar Chavez, home state of many Native tribes, home state of electing some of the first women leaders in this country.” Arkansas …

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