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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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The Qatar connection to soccer’s record Neymar transfer

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… measures have hurt a tiny state reliant on imports for daily life. Cows have been flown in from Germany to boost milk production; Qatar Airways has been forced to fly longer routes. Qatar has responded with a mixture of diplomatic outreach and defiance. It has sought out Turkey as a counter-balance to its big Neighbors, its ministers have lobbied in Washington and Moscow. For now, an uneasy stalemate prevails. Signing Neymar to PSG is just one measure of that defiance, as in: “We’ll …

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A Non-Comprehensive List Of Fears That Keep Me Up At Night

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One. If I’m being honest, I have this like, constant fear in the back of my mind that I’m being watched. Maybe this is me speaking to our obsession with public (lol) figures and social media in general, but it’s also because once I ran out onto my balcony half-naked and remembered I have Neighbors so like. It’s also just about practicality and privacy. Two. I loathe frogs. They’re unpredictable and I remember watching Kratt’s Creatures once and hearing about …

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Ana Navarro: We’ll be OK with Trump, IF…

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… doubted the legitimacy — more than that, the citizenship — of President Barack Obama. These next four years are not going to be easy. The 2016 campaign — and all that has followed — has strained relationships between friends, colleagues, family and Neighbors. It has even raised conflict between strangers. Here is the most important thing for us all to remember, for the sake of our common sanity and safety: In America, the right to vote and democratically elect a …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… her. Ten minutes into her story and she was so riled up. She was screaming at the top of her lungs about their breakup. I was worried that the Neighbors were going to call the cops – and she wasn’t listening to me when I was asking her to lower the volume. Amidst all of her screaming, one thing she said really freaked me out – she was in such a fit and yelled: I’ll slit his fucking throat. That was a big game changer. Suddenly I had no idea what this girl was capable of. …

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Man Arrested For Drawing A D*ck In His Christmas Lights See His HIGHlarious Interaction With Police!

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… take down the offensive display — so the d*ck doodler was arrested on Monday. After getting released, the holiday prankster issued an apology to his Neighbors by spelling out the words “I’m sorry” in the very same lights that made up the phallic silhouette. Awwww, how sweet! The most hilarious part of this story is the exchange with police that he filmed and later posted on social media — which includes phenomenal dialogue, like when the female officer …

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19 Nonfiction Books From 2016 That Will Expand Your Mind

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While we do love our fiction at HuffPost Arts & Culture, 2016 ushered in ample nonfiction work that’s just as worthy of your time and eyeballs. What many need after a drawn-out and frightening election season are resources to unplug and reconnect to our humanity. The sprawling category of “nonfiction” works in the universe could fit the bill for anyone’s particular reading needs, with authors providing insight and elucidation to the true world around us. In a time …

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Push to record: A creator’s eulogy for Vine

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… views, advocacy and pseudo-knowledge that limits an understanding and respect of our common man and variation in beliefs. Vine was different. We did it for the Vine because it was fun, creative and bled out into the actual world. A world where we embraced our Neighbors and our differences. We created magic with our hands and minds and created real friendships through our actions. Vine is real. That is its legacy. I will miss the virtual community we built but will continue to treasure the …

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15 Stories Of Terrible Neighbors That Will Make Your Blood Boil

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Unless we arelucky enough to live in a secluded area with a nice, long driveway that removes us from society (ah, the dream), Neighbors can be a huge problem. Sure, Neighbors can also be lovely people, and can even become some of our very best friends. It really all depends on how your lifestyles match together. Sometimes, though, we are vastly different people from our Neighbors, and sometimes Neighbors can be, well, a little wackadoo. These 15 stories from Neighbors range from simply annoying …

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22 Real 911 Operators Reveal The Most Hilariously Stupid Call They Ever Received

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… Me: “okay?” Caller: “Well the two guys looked really suspicious. They were walking around the house like they didn’t belong there.” Me: “Four days ago?” Caller: “it’s been bothering me because my Neighbors have been on vacation and no one should be there.” Me: ……”okay we’ll take a look.” The entire house had been ransacked. All the valuables were gone. Too much time had passed for the local pawn shops to …

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