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5 Ridiculously Huge Crimes America Covered Up

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Everyone has something in their past they’d like to keep hidden. Not paying for those Cokes in the bottom of your grocery cart, an ill-advised breakdancing phase, a secret second family, etc. But whatever horrible sin you may think you’ve gotten away with (we know, Li’l B; we will always know), it’s nothing compared to some of the enormous crimes the U.S. government pulled off … 4 The US Government Gave An International Assassin And Terrorist Witness …

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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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My nana’s got a stair lift in her house because she’s old as fuck and her bones are all crackly and frail. She’s also super twisted and loves wild shit. Here’s a bunch of ways me and the boys messed around with her stair lift ranked by how sick my nana thought it was. 6. Cranking up the stair lift speed to the fastest setting and lettin’ ’er rip: We thought this was gonna be more badass than it was, but it turns out these stair lift things don’t go …

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This dog went viral for carrying a bag of food during Hurricane Harvey

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With Hurricane Harvey ravaging much of Houston and the Texas coast this weekend, the stories emanating from inside the storm were mostly devastating. But a dog named Otis allowed social media users a brief moment of levity, and now, we know exactly who he is and why he’s become such a viral star. It started on Saturday when Otis escaped from his family’s home in Sinton, Texas, and a woman named Tiele Dockens saw him, thought it looked like he was “on a …

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Scammers Are Constructing Fake People to Get Real Credit Cards

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On a warm day in May, agents from the FBI and the U.S. Postal Inspection Service descended on a leafy neighborhood in South Carolina and raided the home of a DJ suspected of using fake identities to obtain 558 credit cards from Capital One Financial Corp. Outside the house in Rock Hill sat a small fleet of luxury sedans that the man, Charles Whitlock Jr., had bragged about on Facebook, writing, “My Car Detail Bill is getting up there, lol.” Inside, investigators found a pair of …

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In Chat Rooms, Unite the Right Organizers Planned to Obscure Their Racism

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BY AARON SANKING and SCOTT PHAM / August 31, 2017 This story was originally published by Reveal from The Center for Investigative Reporting, a nonprofit news organization based in the San Francisco Bay Area. Learn more at revealnews.org and subscribe to the Reveal podcast, produced with PRX, at revealnews.org/podcast. Organizers of the Unite the Right rally had a clear plan, according to the group’s chat and conference calls: Avoid obvious neo-Nazi and Ku Klux Klan symbols. Appeal to …

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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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Dee Dee Blanchard forced her healthy daughter Gypsy to use a wheelchair and fabricated endless medical emergencies for her. Then Gypsy found a boyfriend, and made a grisly plan to escape her mother and start a new life. Erin Lee Carr tells a deeply disturbing story of Munchausen by proxy and murder I have four VHS tapes in a large ziplock bag. They are family home movies, but not of my family. The label of one tape reads simply Gypsy. A little girl appears in the centre of the frame, her eyes …

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23 things non-English-speaking immigrants gave us that we totally don’t need. Not at all.

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In a press conference Aug. 2, President Trump announced his support for a new immigration system that would “favor applicants who speak English.” Photo by Jim Watson/Getty Images. And not a moment too soon. It’s high time foreigners stop coming here with their funny accents, broken sentences, and inability to read the complete works of Marcel Proust, mucking things up for the rest of us. Naysayers, of course, will note that regardless of their English skills …

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Many protesters at ‘free speech rally’ forget about neo-Nazis and turn on Boston police

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At the “free speech rally” in Boston, counter-protesters showing opposition to those who obtained a permit from the city to demonstrate today were a little short on that which they claimed to be there to protest: So zero Nazis showed up in Boston? Almost like the scope of this threat is being exaggerated for clicks and ratings. — neontaster (@neontaster) August 19, 2017 Huh. Who'da thought? lol https://t.co/fGh28IfslR — The🐰Foo (@PolitiBunny) August 19, …

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Disney apps spying on children, lawsuit claims

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The Walt Disney Company has been slapped with a lawsuit claiming that more than 40 of its smartphone apps are illegally spying on children. The class-action lawsuit alleges that Disney is violating the Childrens Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). The law, passed in 1998, was designed to protect the privacy of children online. “COPPA imposes certain requirements on operators of websites or online services directed to children under 13 years of age, and on operators of other websites or …

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Manicure matching is a new, unusual way to show off your nails

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There are few things more satisfying than a freshly done manicure, but matching your nails perfectly to your favorite outfit is equally as delightful. Nail art lovers on Twitter are showing off their new manis by posting photos of their fingers not matching their outfits per se, but instead coordinating with some pretty unusual accessories. Y’all thought this was over? pic.twitter.com/BnATEYQufw queen of extra (@alinamarie____) February 16, 2017 I feel you sis …

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