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In Chat Rooms, Unite the Right Organizers Planned to Obscure Their Racism

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… evaporated with the news of the car plowing into counterprotesters. The most common first reaction was a realization that the PR campaign had been lost: the only narrative that could come out of the event was that their side might have committed Murder. Screenshot via Unicorn Riot In a Discord chat room, users lament the news of a car plowing into a crowd of counterprotesters. Nevertheless, some looked for other explanations. Numerous posts speculated that James Fields Jr., the Nazi …

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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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Dee Dee Blanchard forced her healthy daughter Gypsy to use a wheelchair and fabricated endless medical emergencies for her. Then Gypsy found a boyfriend, and made a grisly plan to escape her mother and start a new life. Erin Lee Carr tells a deeply disturbing story of Munchausen by proxy and Murder I have four VHS tapes in a large ziplock bag. They are family home movies, but not of my family. The label of one tape reads simply Gypsy. A little girl appears in the centre of the frame, her eyes …

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The subversive genius of Joe Orton – BBC News

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… hometown of Leicester to mark the 50th anniversary of his Murder Orton’s star continued to rise after his death, with his final play What the Butler Saw – a farce that turns its guns on power and a psychiatric profession that treated homosexuality as a mental illness – becoming a stage success (although Up Against It, a film written for The Beatles, never reached the screen). What the Butler Saw has been performed in Orton’s hometown to mark 50 years since his Murder, …

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I’m the leader of the White Walkers and here’s why we are moving so incredibly slowly

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… to kill all the living people and animals I see and reanimate their corpses to help me kill more people and animals. That’s my main thing, that’s my passion. But I’m also here to have a good time and to encourage a sense of play and joy in my army, you know? I’m a wrinkly guy who is made of ice, loves to Murder, and rides a dead horse, but I’m not a monster. So before you JUMP down my THROAT, maybe take into account that we all only get one life (except my soldiers …

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Best holiday reads 2017, picked by writers part one

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… will do what the very best childrens fiction has always done: offer promise of hope and heroism in a world which seems to offer none. Philippe Sands History and memoir offer insights into other times and lives that make Britains current miserable travails marginally more tolerable. The Greatest Comeback (Biteback) by David Bolchover is astonishing, not least for its unlikely melding of football and mass Murder, two of my daily passions; there is no escape from the continuing powerful embrace of …

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A Non-Comprehensive List Of Fears That Keep Me Up At Night

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… complex to show for myself? Six. I hate driving. I hate being in cars. Every time we go over an overpass whether I’m behind the wheel or sitting shotgun I hold my breath. I’m convinced I will either die by unsolved Murder or car accident, and no amount of deep breathing or meditation or rational can convince me otherwise. Seven. I’m constantly worried about being exposed. That someone will show what I fraud I am. That all of my deepest secrets and the things that I keep to …

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Suspects In Murder Of Kim Jong Un’s Brother Exit Court In Bullet-Proof Vests

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… two women assaulting Kim Jong Nam at the airport around 20 minutes before he died. Malaysian police have said the suspects had washed their hands after the assault, and were aware that the liquid smeared on their victims face was toxic. Police detained Huong 48 hours after the Murder in the same airport terminal where Kim Jong Nam was killed. They identified her as the dark-haired woman wearing a white shirt emblazoned with the acronym LOL, whose image was caught by a security camera while …

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12 Pet Owners Reveal The Ridiculous Things That Terrify Their Dogs

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… thrash her neck around and release a scream of terror. “People will immediately come out of their houses and assume that I am trying to Murder her, when in fact it was a leaf that blew in her direction.” sweetstylemoss 7. Balloons Giphy “If we move the furniture around and then let the dog in, he loses it, starts barking at the chairs and then searches for the intruder that broke in and messed with his house.” Dave_NZ 9. Smoke Alarms Flickr / …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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1. Creepy passenger on cruise tries to break down my door So I’m female, late thirties and I’m a travel counselor for a large tour company. We are pretty well known so I’m not going to be dropping any names for anonymity sake. That being said what occurred here is 100% for real, and yes I know everyone claims that on here but you’ll just have to take my word. So as a travel counselor (fancy schmancy way of saying travel agent) I book many cruises, both my company and …

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The Story Of Child Killer Mary Bell Is Heartbreaking And Disturbing

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In 1968, British newspapers were abuzz over the most unthinkable crime — an 11-year-old girl had strangled two younger boys and was now facing conviction. Mary Bell would serve 12 years in prison for the deaths of Martin Brown and Brian Howe, and for the rest of her life she would be hounded by the press because of her past. What drives such a young girl to Murder? It’s no surprise that the answer lies in Mary’s abusive upbringing. On May 25, 1968, the day after her 11th …

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