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You Are Robot Boy! Can You Save Japan From Monsters?

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… normal human boy. You are a robot. Transform into a LED billboard and spell out the message HA HA, YEAH RIGHT in big blinking letters. Were being serious, says your third from left dad. You are a robot we built to protect Japan from monsters. Fifteen years ago monsters attacked Japan and wreaked horrific devastation, so we designed a robot boy to fight them should they ever return. You are that robot boy, Robot Boy. This is a lot to take in, says your mom on the far right. …

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This Filthy Jewess Is Done With ‘Alt-Right’ Bullsh*t

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… monsters what they are. I am done with the term Alt-Right for those who are effectively modern-day Nazis and Ku Klux Klan, for those who attack me personally with unspeakable, unabating venom, for those who brutally and inexcusably denigrate Jews, women, people of color, LGBT, immigrants, Muslims, the list goes on. The name Alt-right, like white nationalists, sanitizes a ghastly rhetoric and acutely dangerous agenda, akin to Nazis or the KKK. This is no longer a fringe group, not a few lone …

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Pokmon Go Is Completely Changing The Reasons Why I Go To The River At Night

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In just a few short days, Pokmon Go has taken the world by storm. With millions of users heading outdoors to try and catch the elusive monsters, the rapid cultural impact of the game cant be denied: Pokmon Go has already had a revolutionary effect on the reasons why I visit the river at night. When I used to hang out on the riverbank after midnight, it wasnt to play an augmented reality game on my iPhone. It was for practical reasons, like to throw away sawdust, or my house got too hot and I …

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South Koreans rush to remote town on North Korean border to play ‘Pokmon Go’

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… location,Pokmon Go’s game developer Niantic has classified the seaside town as North Korean, which basically meansPokmon creatures roam free there. pic.twitter.com/nzGWNMJrfn [] (@DC_RedBeanBORA) July 13, 2016 A Facebook user Kim Yongil posted on theHBC/Itaewon Information Board Facebook page on Wednesday, screenshots from a Sokcho 7-11 worker, joking that there were more monsters than customers in the store. Image: Facebook Image: Facebook Several South Korean …

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This Is What Self Care Looks Like For Women Learning To Love Their Bodies

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… incredible life force lives in. Once you realize that you learn to be a little easier on your sack of bones and flesh. —Ashly Perez 22. Exploring alternate realities. I play a lot of video games. A lot. What I like to do is create my characters based off my body type and appearance. There is nothing like seeing yourself saving the world. I can hunt massive monsters. I am the Inquisitor. I can even play guitar with the best of them! —dagger32 23. Getting naked. I’ve …

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These 17 People Tried To Follow Instructions…And Hilariously Failed. LOLOLOL.

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… Valentine’s Day Jell-O hearts….just break up with me. 4. Cookie monster cookies that look like real monsters 5. A breakfast that is just too perfect to pull off 6. Leave the fancy manicures to the girls at the salon 7. An Easter treat made of nightmares 8. The hardest easiest painting project on earth 9. An art project they couldn’t quit get the hang of 10. This Kit Kat disaster 11. …

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