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5 Ridiculously Huge Crimes America Covered Up

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… dissections. They even dropped bombs packed with bubonic plague on cities just to see if they could cause epidemics. All in all, Unit 731 killed or maimed an estimated one million people. When the war ended, Unit 731 murdered any survivors in their camps, blew up their headquarters, and completely got away with it. That is, until good old-fashioned American justice caught up with them … The Cover Up: … and gave them total immunity wrapped in thick wads of Money. Unit 731 may have …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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Welcome To Virgo Season, Bitches

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… planner, find your ballpoint pens, pack an extra phone charger in your bag and make sure you have 👏 your 👏 shit 👏 together. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Let’s face it. We all have at least one Virgo in our life that we wish we could emulate on a daily basis. Wouldn’t it be kind of cool to give them a run for their Money? Even if only for a month? So welcome to Virgo season, bitches. May the odds be …

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7 Affordable, Modern Alternatives For When You Finally Get Sick Of IKEA

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… also have great outdoor furniture options! 3. Midnight Velvet Midnight Velvet While Midnight Velvet sounds like the name of a company that might sell X-rated movies to minors, the brand is totally harmless (and totally awesome). Their collection actually has much more variety than IKEA’s, since they carry affordable pieces across the aesthetic spectrum. Oh, and they sell clothing, so after you find a great couch, you can spend all the Money you saved on a new …

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Why the book phone challenge is the social media craze of the summer.

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Dunking on strangers is great. Standing like a mannequin is fine too. But if you want to make a splash on the internet this week, you better pick up a book. The #bookphonechallenge encourages users to pick up their latest reads and hold them to their ear like a phone. It’s similar to photos you may have seen of rappers, entertainers, and the suddenly cash-rich holding stacks of Money to their ears like phones only this time, it’s for people who love to read. We stay …

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The subversive genius of Joe Orton – BBC News

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“It was so bizarre.” Image copyright Central Press/Getty Images Image copyright Islington Local History Centre Image caption It is not entirely clear why Halliwell murdered Orton, but in a brief suicide note he wrote: “If you read his diary all will be explained” Entertaining Mr Sloane, a black comedy that touched on homosexuality and hypocrisy, was widely praised on its release, also in 1964, including by theatre heavyweights such as Terence Rattigan and …

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‘Valerian’ turns French comic into epic mess

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(CNN)A feast for the eyes and positively numbing on the brain, “Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets” makes an early bid for worst movie of the year — or at least, the most ostentatious waste of Money, given the lavish trappings of this comic-book adaptation from French writer-director Luc Besson. To be fair, the actors’ performances are largely drowned under the psychedelic mayhem surrounding them, but even so, it’s a photo finish in this setting …

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At Least Seventeen People Wounded In Little Rock Nightclub Shooting Watch The Horrifying Video

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… worse. Scary stuff. Hug your loved ones. [Image via Twitter.] Related Stories PLEASE TAKE AWAY HIS FUCKING PHONE Kanye West Parts Ways With Tidal Over A ‘Money Dispute’ — But Is This Really About JAY-Z? Children Tossed From Windows In ‘Unprecedented’ London Apartment Inferno Claiming 12 Lives — Death Toll Expected To Rise Smirnoff Trolls Trump With HIGHlarious Ad Campaign Referencing The Russia Investigation! Read more: …

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