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The insidiousness of Silicon Valley VCs, and their pithy, pathetic apology blogs

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… found investments in companies with women in senior leadership positions delivered 63 percent better returns than men-only companies. Thankfully, we’re starting to see some change in that makeup, too. Several funds have emerged with women in positions of power. Take, for example, Arlan Hamilton, founder and managing partner of Backstage Capital. Hamilton is black, female, and gay. Her fund helps support more than 40 companies led by underrepresented founders. Steve Case, founder of AOL, …

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A Non-Comprehensive List Of Fears That Keep Me Up At Night

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… myself because they’re nobody else’s business will be plastered all over Twitter or in a group text and then people will just the things I’ve so carefully kept under wraps. I never let strangers see me without makeup for this reason. I want to be able to dictate what people think of me. And the idea that I can’t? Heart stopping. And not in a good way. Eight. I shudder to think of how much my apartment is going to charge me outside of my deposit when I finally suck it up …

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‘Gandhi lookalike: Kal Penn posts scripts highlighting Hollywood racial stereotyping

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… got INTO it about why he had to have an accent. I’m laughing about it now but they were such dicks March 14, 2017 25-year-old Pakistani computer geek who dresses like Beck and is in a perpetual state of perspiration. The makeup people would use Vaseline to get the sweaty unwashed look going, Penn recalled. Another script, the script for The King of Queens features a mix-up over the pronunciation of a characters Indian name. I used to love that show until I got to audition for it, Penn …

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19 Reasons Why Being A QuinceaƱera Is Just The Worst

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… you, “Of course, Cuz… Anything for you.” But in reality, they probably hate you for asking. 14. The limo ride is actually not as cool as it seems. View this image › youtube.com Also, pink limos should never be a thing. 15. Even though you woke up at the crack of dawn to have someone put a pound of makeup on your face… View this image › …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… was in a really nice two bedroom apartment. It was cheap rent and close to campus, so it was the ideal spot. The girl who lived there was 29 and her name was Beth. She was tall and wide, and she had jet black hair and wore pale makeup. She seemed nice, although a little quiet. But she seemed to like me, and agreed to let me move in. So far, so good. My first night there we went out for pizza, and that’s when I could tell that something was a little bit off with her. Throughout dinner she …

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18 Uses For Baby Oil You Didn’t Know About (And That Have Nothing To Do With Babies)

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… frostbite. Flickr / Sarah 2. Avoid harsh chemicals near your eyes by removing makeup with the oil. Flickr / Courtney Rhodes 3. Rub paint-covered hands with some baby oil to remove it in no time. Flickr / Steven Leonti 4. Remove temporary tattoos simply by rubbing them with a washcloth and a few drops of the oil Flickr / Tony Alter 5. Add some of the oil to your next bubble bath and come …

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Amy Schumer And Boyfriend Share Polar Opposite Anniversary Posts

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… met,” he wrote. “We ended up spending 6 days in a row together. This pic was taken in New Orleans and was the night I knew I wanted to spend my life with her.” Schumer first met Hanisch on a private social network “aimed at creative people” after she signed up with a little encouragement from her “Trainwreck” co-star, Vanessa Bayer, the Chicago Tribune reports. The comedian made her main photo a no-makeup selfie taken on a hike. It …

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What I wore this week: padded power coat | Jess Cartner-Morley

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… of a breeze, so you can wear this autumn essential before the mercury drops. This is an image-making coat, not a practical coat, and if its keeping you warm, you are wearing it wrong. Jess wears jacket, 110, by TopshopBoutique, from frenchconnection.com. Jeans, 225, office.co.uk. Styling: Melanie Wilkinson. Hair and makeup: Laurence Close for Carol Hayes Management. Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2016/sep/09/what-i-wore-this-week-padded-power-coat-jess-cartner-morley …

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