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Blind date: There may have been a peck or two

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Ben, 26 advertising product manager, meets Samantha, 21, actor Ben on Samantha What were you hoping for?Someone to have a good laugh with. First impressions?Cute, and I liked her nose ring. What did you talk about?Favourite music, recent travels, our shared love of love Island. Any awkward moments?None at all. Good table manners?Impeccable. Best thing about Sam?Really good chat. Would you introduce her to your friends? Dont see any reason why not. Describe her in three wordsChatty, funny, …

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Anthony Scaramucci is already deleting his old tweets

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Anthony Scaramucci is seen speaking with members of the press in the lobby of Trump Tower Donald Trump transition meetings.Image: REX/Shutterstock Sean Spicer has officially resigned from his role in Trump’s Administration and Anthony Scaramucci has been announced as the White House Communications Director. While one might assume a prominent Wall Street financier such as Scaramucci would have nothing but love and adoration for President Trump, as his Twitter history shows that …

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The Best One Piece Swimsuits For Girls With Big Boobs

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Shopping for swimwear is pretty much the most miserable activity for everyone in the world besides maybe like, Chrissy Teigen, but it’s especially shitty for betches with big boobs. The one piece trend is basically fashions middle finger with a tacky acrylic nail to anyone with more than a C cup. Without exaggerating (which is like, physically painful for me because I effing love exaggerating), I’ve probably tried on more than 100 one pieces and have only found a couple that …

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‘Time’ magazine’s epically candid cover shines spotlight on Donald Trump Jr.’s emails

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… Time Magazine cover is badass pic.twitter.com/7tgG9CzqvH Cinderella Man (@Osi_Suave) July 13, 2017 But others simply cracked jokes about Trump Jr.’s new “I love it” mustache, and the fact that Trump would be proud of his son just for making it on the cover of Time a real cover. Am I the only one who thinks the new @time cover of Donnie Jr & his infamous “I love it” email quote looks like a certain German dictator? pic.twitter.com/P6wy1KQSEz Hend Amry …

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Humans Insisted On Mining For These Minerals, Even Though They’re Dangerous.

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There’s nothing we humans love more than doing things that will probably kill us. Many of us operate while only thinking about the short term. Asbestos? Burning through fossil fuels? Consuming terrible chemical compounds? Meh.  Here are a few substances we were so gung-ho about mining, even though they were terrible for our health or society. Way to go, society! Warning: Science ahead.   1.) Cinnanbar. Wikipedia Cinnanbar, also known as mercury …

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Dog completely freaks out over owner’s facial mask

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Beauty fanatics love a good face mask, but we have to admit, they do look kind of weird and scary once they’re on. Imagine what your poor pup must think when he sees you with one on? Suddenly their precious, loving owner they try so dearly to protect has turned into a spooky mud monster. Twitter user jiana‘s cute doggy, Jake, looks as innocent as innocent gets. my dog doesnt like when i wear masks i guess pic.twitter.com/yF6U2l9SM5 jiana (@jianacortero) July 7, 2017 OMG, Jake! …

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Best holiday reads 2017, picked by writers part one

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… described as Its a genderless love story and written by one of the few female members of the Oulipo writers group, and I think shell probably be right. Modernism might not be making Will Self a millionaire but its certainly helping him prove what a great writer he is. Im still thinking about Umbrella and Shark, so I cant wait to read Phone(Viking), the final instalment of the trilogy. Self is one of the few writers whose language and ideas are at constant war with the easy-access tonelessness …

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Meet Silvercar, The Startup Trying To Shake Up Airport Car Rental

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… new model. They also have bluetooth for your phone. I’m really spoiled — it’s just so nice that they pick you up smiling and everything is new.” Daniels, who was introduced to BuzzFeed News by Silvercar, said she now uses the company an average of three times per month on her frequent business trips to the Bay Area. “I just love them,” Daniels said. “I can’t imagine changing unless they do something stupid.” Because Silvercar is still young …

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Which Buffy Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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… because you got Drusilla!Youre the moony, slightly unhinged vampiress who floats around barefoot. A bit unorthodox and Bohemian, sure, but you are at least original. Aquarius people love fighting for causes! Those causes may be to bring about death and destruction, but everybody needs a hobby. You also enjoy art and a leisurely lifestyle. Because sometimes you just want to walk around your spooky estate and gaze into your reflecting pool, ok?Like Drusilla, you are occasionally temperamental and …

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Raves, riots and revolutions: Manchesters radical history of mass gatherings

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… MacColl and author Walter Greenwood, who immortalised the incident in his book love on the Dole. Deeply Vale festival1976-1979, BuryDeeply Vale was a free festival held for four years in the hills between Bury and Rochdale. It grew from 300 people in 1976 to 20,000 in 1979, and was bigger and more organised than the nascent Glastonbury festival. Steve Hillage, The Fall and The Durutti Column all played. It inspired a whole generation of musicians, from David Gedge of The Wedding Present to Jimi …

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