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5 Ridiculously Huge Crimes America Covered Up

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Everyone has something in their past they’d like to keep hidden. Not paying for those Cokes in the bottom of your grocery cart, an ill-advised breakdancing phase, a secret second family, etc. But whatever horrible sin you may think you’ve gotten away with (we know, Li’l B; we will always know), it’s nothing compared to some of the enormous crimes the U.S. government pulled off … 4 The US Government Gave An International Assassin And Terrorist Witness …

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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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… definitely over the weight limit, but somehow it didn’t break. It was sick. When it was over, my nana was just stomping around the house with her walker screaming, “Fuck damn yes!” a bunch of times really loud at nobody in particular. Eventually her old-ass bones got pretty tired out and she had to take a nap in her big chair. I love my nana. She’s the best. Read more: http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-ways-me-and-boys-messed-around-my-nanas-stair-li-6710 …

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The Rock Finally Meets 10-Year-Old Who Used San Andreas Moves To Save His Brother As Tearful Momma Looks On!

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We love that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson puts his time where his Twitter is. A couple weeks ago, the Fate Of The Furious star read the story of Jacob O’Connor, a 10-year-old boy who saved his brother’s life using a CPR technique he had learned watching The Rock do it in the movie San Andreas. Dwayne was so flattered, he not only tweeted high fives to the boy — he invited the whole family to the set of his new movie Skyscraper! Photos: Let’s Talk About The …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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Welcome To Virgo Season, Bitches

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… love going out? Too bad, you love staying in and working an extra 3 hours now. love drunk texting? That’s adorable, today you’re going to text that SOB and tell him that you’re not interested and then you’re going to block his number BEFORE seeing if he responds. love drinking? Copious amounts of you do. No wine until you’ve had your daily 64 ounces hon. That’s the rule. See, the thing about Virgo season is that it’s not for, well, You have literally 11 …

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BOOM: Colion Noir accused of being NRA’s ‘token,’ EPIC backfire ensues

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… you're not good at what you do–I love your vids. But you are the token minority in that env — Thomas Jones, CIPT (@OtherTomJones) August 10, 2017 Noir fired back: I'm a token b/c I'm black? So if I were white I'd just be a good advocate? https://t.co/8QF2ry5sEW — Colion Noir (@MrColionNoir) August 10, 2017 And KEPT firing back: It doesn't perpetuate division. It promotes conversation about realities of our society. It only divides those too …

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Huge Twitter Thread Proves The Perfect ‘Friends’ Couple Was Rachel & Joey, Not Rachel & Ross

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… (@kaneandgriffin) August 8, 2017 To wrap it all up, Willett sums it up as follows: Ross really just loved the idea of Rachel, the hot girl he had a crush on as a teenager and never thought he could actually date, but Joey fell in love with his friend for years whom he’s loved and supported even before developing romantic feelings for her. 94/ Ross fell in love with A PICTURE OF HIMSELF AS THE KIND OF MAN WHO COULD DATE A RACHEL and on some level that was always what he wanted. …

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EXCLUSIVE! Kellie Pickler Could NOT Care Less About Baby-Proofing Her House In Funny I Love Kellie Pickler Clip!

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Some people take child safety VERY seriously. Kyle makes sure to childproof the kitchen, but Kellie doesn’t see the point. After all, kids bump their heads all the time — especially Kellie Pickler! Ch-ch-check out the exclusive clip (above) and catch I love Kellie Pickler Thursday at 11 p.m. on CMT. Related Stories VOTE: Who Should Be The Next Bachelor?? Leah Remini Hopes Season Two Of Her Anti-Scientology Docuseries Sparks A Federal Investigation Into The Faith Big Brother …

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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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… was a difficult and painful life, but the teenager got through it with her passion for Disney films. She watched Tangled and Christiandatingforfree.com. After a couple of lacklustre responses to her winks, sent on the site, she received a message from a young man named Nicholas Godejohn who thought she seemed pure. After a couple of conversations, they knew they had found true love. Gypsy explained that she was in a wheelchair, but led a very active and fulfilling life. She was worried her …

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