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In Chat Rooms, Unite the Right Organizers Planned to Obscure Their Racism

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… evaporated with the news of the car plowing into counterprotesters. The most common first reaction was a realization that the PR campaign had been lost: the only narrative that could come out of the event was that their side might have committed murder. Screenshot via Unicorn Riot In a Discord chat room, users lament the news of a car plowing into a crowd of counterprotesters. Nevertheless, some looked for other explanations. Numerous posts speculated that James Fields Jr., the Nazi …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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… they needed all the help they could get, but they got through it without complaining. They had Jesus on their side. Dee Dee and Gypsy appeared on local TV news shows, the perfect feelgood story for the community. Dee Dee talked about how grateful she was for the hospital treating Gypsy, and that she would be lost without them. Nonetheless, Dee Dee was sure to leverage her daughters sick condition to enjoy the maximum amount of kindness from strangers. When she was seven, Gypsy was crowned queen …

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Kathy Griffin Is UNRECOGNIZABLE After Shaving Her Head To Support Her Sister!

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… just a few days go when I got him this signed picture from his idol, @JoeWalsh. He loved the Eagles, 70s rock, The Chicago White Sox and the Xavier “muskies”… Oh & he was funny as sh*t.A post shared by Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) on Jan 22, 2014 at 10:12am PST Sending all our best to Joyce! Get well soon! [Image via Twitter.] Related Stories She lost Over 100 Pounds Thanks To Instagram! This Youngster With Down Syndrome Inspires Millions As He Fearlessly Belts …

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Squirrels Are Getting Seriously Tubby From The Warm Winter Weather

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… The tweets below highlight some of the rather large squirrels spotted in locations across Europe and North America. the fattest squirrel I’ve ever seen in my life just stole an avocado from our trash can pic.twitter.com/zoeTV9dhAf b (@brob3rts) December 2, 2014 A new low for my favorite fat squirrel. He is now INSIDE the bird feeder. All hope is lost https://t.co/XuvD5DI60c pic.twitter.com/UGwGGnQ3nK Angela T. Palmer (@plantweenie) January 4, 2016 Guys I found the fattest …

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23 Things You’ll Never Hear A Parent Say

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… pregnant was all the random people who came up and touched my belly.” View this image › Screen Gems 17. “No, I haven’t lost all the baby weight yet. How sweet of you to notice.” View this image › Getty Images/iStockphoto Manuel-F-O 18. “The people on parenting message boards are so nonjudgmental and supportive!” …

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When This Little Guide Dog In Training Sees His Idol, He Loses His Cool!

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Who was your favorite Disney character growing up? We all had one — from Aladdin to Minnie Mouse and Sleeping Beauty — but what you might not have guessed is that your pets may have kept their devotion to Disney a secret! When Ace, a service dog in training for Guide Dogs of America, was exploring Disneyland for a socialization exercise, he saw someone he’d always dreamed of meeting…Pluto! For just a few moments, the little pup lost his cool. Imagine how you’d …

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SZA: The record company took my hard drive from me

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… on by anxiety, which affects her awfully. I freestyle everything, all the way down. And I listen back and think, whats shitty? And if somethings too shitty and I cant put my finger on it, and I think, wow this sucks to me, then I get way frustrated, and usually scrap the song. She says thats what happened with Ctrl. That, and the fact that she gets lost on tangents too easily. She says her mother has always complained about her loose sense of time. Everyone Ive ever dated have been complaining …

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Anthony Scaramucci just gave the wildest, most unbelievable interview

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… It’s no secret that tensions are Himalayas-high at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, but this interview is going to make it all banner-in-the-sky public. Scaramucci called Lizza because he was trying to figure out who had told Lizza about a recent White House dinner, and didn’t ask the journalist for the conversation to be off the record or on background or anything of the sort. When Lizza refused to tell Scaramucci his source, the comms director appears to have quickly lost his mind. …

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Robinson Cano’s go-ahead home run lifts AL All-Stars in 10th inning

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… in 108 years. He was acquired in a trade from Kansas City to fortify the bullpen, and was the only Cubs player in this showcase. Chicago has struggled this season, going into the break at 43-45. Kimbrel, throwing at up to 100 mph, stranded runners at second and third to end the ninth, striking out Michael Conforto. The Boston closer wound up with the win. Miller, whose Cleveland Indians lost the World Series in Game 7, got the save with some help from Upton. A left fielder playing in right for …

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