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The Emoji Movie tweeted itself into the Handmaid’s Tale, yes I’m serious

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… when you think of emojis: Juvenile web culture? Your mom’s overuse of the kissy face? The degradation of human language? Your unshakeable sense that Patrick Stewart should get a new agent? How about the very real patriarchal practices of rape, sexual slavery, and the commodification of female bodies as explored in Hulu’s screen adaptation of The Handmaid’s Tale? lol, yeah, us too …

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Anthony Scaramucci is already deleting his old tweets

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… take-down tweets Scaramucci has already attempted to wipe from his internet history though he should know that screenshots are forever. lol. @Scaramucci deleted this tweet ten minutes ago. pic.twitter.com/cbWgBl5NX7 L.O.M.P.E. (@Lompemann) July 21, 2017 This should fly well with the MAGA chumps you’ll be defending soon. At least until you delete it. Andrs Ordorica (@highqualityson) July 21, 2017 I have the feeling @Scaramucci might need to delete some past tweets about …

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Kendrick Lamar’s gift to a fan will restore your faith in the world

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… bloody music video for ‘Element’ The autograph pic.twitter.com/xW48D9RwBL Jenn (@msj3nn) July 17, 2017 “I’ve been to every show Kendrick has had in Dallas including the first one that even he forgot about lol and one in Austin…I was a big fan of music and concerts before my injury but I never supported and loved a label like theirs before,” Phillips wrote on her Instagram. “Of course they have great music but they are also great people,” …

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Apple to add Woman With Headscarf, Breastfeeding and, naturally, Zombie emoji

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… yellow smiley-face emoji, including a rather stunning mind-blown face (“Exploding Head,” officially) and what may be the most disgusting emoji: Face Vomiting. Mind blown emoji Image: Apple Apple also, for the first time, revealed the five most popular emoji on iOS. Not surprisingly, it’s Thumbs Up Smile Laugh lol Wink-Kiss Heart Apple says the new emoji will arrive later this year. We suspect they may come along with iOS11, which is set to launch in the …

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8 petty laws inspired by Honolulu’s attempted ban on cellphone walking

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… right-swiping their soulmate? No. Do you really think anyone is going to resist responding to Slack messages from their boss on-the-go, thereby shattering the illusion that they’re already diligently working from their desks instead of running 20 minutes late? lol good one. We text, we walk, we multi-task. Get over it. Other petty laws the world could use instead While we’re on the topic of petty laws, there are SO many pieces of legislation we’d rather see passed. Here are …

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The Best One Piece Swimsuits For Girls With Big Boobs

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… actually really fit properly. I’d literally rather go on bad Tinder dates for a week straight then every try on another ill-fitting one piece. Because I’m like, so nice (lol) and want to share my findings with the rest of the big titty committee, here are the absolute best big boob suits I’ve found. Finding this one piece was practically a spiritual awakening for me. It has everything I’ve ever wanted in a swimsuit; an open back, a little side boob window, a cheeky …

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Finally, I’ve learned to stop saying sorry in work emails

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… ‘just’ asking those questions is part of my job, and it’s also the recipient’s job to answer them. Here’s the thing, though, I don’t need to apologise for fulfilling or indeed surpassing the requirements of my job description. lol I also often write “lol” after something particularly blunt in an effort to make it clear that I’m not angry, I’m just being honest. Does that make sense? My tone is something that I’ve been pulled up on …

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Dog completely freaks out over owner’s facial mask

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… It’s just a mask. Turns out, other pups had the same reaction as Jake, so other skincare lovers and Twitter users commiserated by posting their own dogs freaking out over the masks. lol yours too??? pic.twitter.com/yjUyP4uPl9 shayybaby (@shaywithdacurls) July 8, 2017 But we’re not afraid of Jake just because he got a little spooked. Most of the time he’s just singing and cuddling, being a cutie. CRAWLING IN MYYYY SKINNNN pic.twitter.com/2eMBNNY2uE Sean …

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9 nicknames I gave Donald Trump that did nothing to stop his authoritarianism

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… minutes. I tried to say it again when he briefly emerged to leave but he said, “Tyler why don’t you stop coming up with these nicknames and actually go protest or call your congressperson or something,” before I could utter the brutal nickname once more. It was a shame to see this vicious takedown go unheard. I thought maybe that just thinking the phrase would offer something in the form of resistance, yet, I turned on the news to see that Fake Tan Donald (lol) was still acting …

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Lorde reveals she’s not in Taylor Swift’s squad and we’re just so confused

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Hello. Remember BFFs Taylor Swift and Lorde? Remember when Tay threw Lorde an amazing 20th birthday party fit for a queen? Or when she broke her social media hiatus just to promote her BFF Lorde’s new song? Or when Lorde crashed Taylor’s concert just because they’re best friends and she could? Total BFFs, right? Image: Jason Merritt/Getty Images SEE ALSO: Lorde just apologized for comparing Taylor Swift to a ‘friend with an autoimmune disease’ Well, lol JK, …

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