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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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… firecrackers: Blake had the genius idea to put some fireworks at different points on the stair lift so they would explode when the stair lift went past ’em. It was sick as hell and almost practically lit the house on fire, but nana completely missed it because she fell asleep in her big chair. Just part of being old as fuck, I guess. Anyways, we woke her up and told her about it and she agreed it sounded pretty sick. Wish she’d seen it, but oh well. 3. Tying Xander’s legs to …

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In Chat Rooms, Unite the Right Organizers Planned to Obscure Their Racism

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… portable bathrooms while rally attendees were inside to spraying super soakers filled with gasoline at them while they carried lit tiki torches. Others told them to get a spine—or a gun. “If anybody is scared of a conflict with antifa,” wrote one user, “youre (sic) probably in the wrong place.” “I feel like antifa are less likely to fuck with us if we’re armed to the teeth,” added another. On the day of the protest, the forum’s gleeful banter …

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Just so you know, Chrissy Teigen is definitely, totally, 100% over your novelty Instagram food

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – FEBRUARY 26: Actor Chrissy Teigen attends the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)Image: Getty Images Chrissy Teigen is sitting on a plush chair, in a pea green room, in a brightly lit suite at the Gramercy Park Hotel, overlooking lower Manhattan. The room’s adorned with oversized hamburger pillows, french fry blankets, and neat stacks of McBiscuit …

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Meet Silvercar, The Startup Trying To Shake Up Airport Car Rental

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No paperwork, no queuing at fluorescent-lit counters at midnight, and no bizarre pricing tricks. The Austin-based company is taking a shot at a stubbornly old-school industry. View this image › Silvercar The idea came, as so many have, on the golf course. Or it might have been in the clubhouse, just after a round a few years back, when a group of friends on a golfing getaway looked out at the …

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The White Terror Crisis In Portland

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… appeared down on his luck struggled to find the right words, until finally saying what was on everyones mind: Muslims are good people, man. Others lit candles, and looking up at the sprawling memorial in its totality, almost everyone cried. A young African-American man who would only give his first name, Mike, had tears streaming down his face. His girlfriend, Anna, who is white, hugged and consoled him. They were made of steel, Mike said of the three heroes. America does not do a good …

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How modern witches are surviving, thriving and resisting online

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… cultural dominance of Harry Potter. Trend forecasters K Hole (responsible for identifying “norm core”) published a “Report on Doubt” last year, which identified a general mystical trend articulating the current culture’s obsession with faith, doubt and a desire to predict the future. Invisible “magic” structures of domination and control are all around us, the report posits. And people desperately want to reclaim their powers. These poems are lit …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… some black pants, and I was ready to go. I jumped in my car and headed out to the restaurant where Dan had chosen. It was just out of my town, but it was still only a 15 minute drive from my apartment. I arrived at the restaurant and saw him almost immediately. He was wearing a nice cloths, and looked just like his photos. He was waiting just outside the restaurant doors for me. His eyes lit up when they saw me. He walked over to me and smiled. We chatted a little bit outside (since it was …

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George Michael: ‘I’m surprised I’ve survived my own dysfunction’

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The spliff-smoking, tabloid-hating, Elton-baiting, super-gifted, straight-talking, sex-obsessed pop legend opens up to Simon Hattenstone As I reach George Michael‘s house, a huge Land Rover draws up and a man in shades gets out. Atthe same time, two women jump out of a little car across the road and run up to him, panting and shaking. They are middle-aged, German and seem to have been waiting a long time hours, possibly days. “Would you please have a photograph taken with us?” …

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Scheana Shay’s Husband Reportedly Ran Away With All Her Money

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Unless youve been living under a fucking rock or in like, Iowa or something, you know that came back last night and all is right again in the world of reality television. If you dont watch, you need to start immediately because shit is lit af. But if youre like me and watching these people on Bravo isnt enough, you follow them on the Gram and Twitter so you can keep up with whats going down off camera. And rn, Scheanas life sucks because her husband, who’s got a drug problem, disappeared …

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