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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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… herself. But she said she was almost gonna and we thought she might because sometimes you piss yourself when you’re old as fuck and howling at some dope-ass shit like Xander getting his pants pulled down by the stair lift. I’m glad she didn’t piss herself that time, though. That would’ve been so weird. Anyway, my nana thought this trick was really fucking sick, which is why it’s coming in at number three on the list. 2. Troy going down the stair lift with an …

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Kids: You Can’t Expect Them To Do ANYTHING Right. But At Least It’s Hilarious.

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… “Who’s There?” “ME, YO!” Heavy 2.) Tree climbing 101. You must have failed this class. Giphy 3.) Brilliant move, ocean front view. Giphy 4.) Frosty 1. Kid 0. Giphy 5.) My mom always said magic comes with a side of collateral damage. GIFBay 6.) Her parents can cross swim scholarship off the list. Tumblr 7.) You had one job… to stay on the …

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Huge Twitter Thread Proves The Perfect ‘Friends’ Couple Was Rachel & Joey, Not Rachel & Ross

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Every time someone lists the greatest TV couples of all time, Ross and Rachel from somehow find their way on the list. I mean, sure we did follow their rollercoaster romance for 10 seasons and you get pretty invested in something when you’re in it for that long, but let’s be real: Ross and Rachel were never a good couple. And now thanks to a massive Twitter thread, the whole world can see the truth: Rachel should have ended up with Joey and not Ross. Writer Claire Willettgot …

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Disney apps spying on children, lawsuit claims

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… with children. According to the Google Play Store, “Where’s My Water? 2,” – one of the apps on the list – has been downloaded between 100 million and 500 million times. The app is also listed as an “Editor’s Choice” on the Apple App Store. Other games alleged to be collecting the illegal data, such as “Moana Island Life” and “Disney Color and Play” have between 1 million and 5 million installations on Android devices. …

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16 clever tech pranks anyone can do

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Technology has made lots of things in life easier and pranking just happens to be one of them. If you feel like your friends and family haven’t been pranked in awhile, then their time is probably due. We’ve compiled a list of simple and clever pranks that you can pull on your loved ones using the tech you already have. These pranks are also pretty harmless in the long run. You’re trying to toy with your pals’ minds not destroy your friendships. SEE ALSO: 8 Devious …

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MashReads Podcast: ‘The Idiot’ is one of the best books you’ll read all year

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… teach English. Oh, and all the while dealing with the typical college freshman woes of examining the relationship between truth, existence, and language while studying linguistics. Casual. SEE ALSO: Bill Gates just revealed his summer reading list, and it’s as awesome as you’d expect But what makes The Idiot shine is the way the novel meticulously documents the banal situations and observations Selin has in her day-to-day life. Whether it’s Selin thinking about math (“I …

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He Sat Down With An Old Woman…When She Told Him Her One Regret, He Was Blown Away

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What’s on your bucket list? Maybe it’s as crazy as skydiving or as simple as seeing the ocean for the first time. For Nik Wallenda, it was something far more gut-wrenching. Last year Wallenda performed an amazing high-wire walk in Chicago. (If you didn’t watch it, you need to do so right this second.) The daredevil holds nine Guinness World Records, so it’s safe to say that he’s crossed everything off his bucket list. So what’s next for the nonstop …

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What if women ruled the world?

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… will be no sexual assault, no catcalling, no mansplaining mansplain. I imagine we would call it the Law of Sschhh: if a woman says sschhh to a man, he is bound by law to go home and sit down and shut up. Soon, there will be no sexual assault, no catcalling, no mansplaining, no #notallmen. We would of course have a list of Dudes Who Are All Right, who would get to suggest laws every once in awhile. Justin Trudeau, Jeremy Corbyn, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Sadiq Khan, Channing Tatum. But theyd have to …

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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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… parenting skill.” Check out some of the funniest and most clever lies people have told their kids below, and if you still need more inspiration, you can find our previous post on this here. Also, don’t forget to add yours to the list! #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 My grandma told us that smelling each others farts would make us stronger. Worst Christmas ever for us, funniest Christmas for her. My mother told me that spinach would make …

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The White Terror Crisis In Portland

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… them. In the Portland suburb of Gresham,a member of the neo-Nazi prison gang European Kindred with his car, killing him.The list goes on. There have been other unnerving developments, too: A KKK imperial wizard from Mississippi , neo-Nazi fliers and , and a then-unknown Nazi-saluting Trump-supporter appeared at a rally earlier this month from Friday. Randy Blazak, a professor and head of the Oregon Coalition Against Hate Crime, said this resurgence of white supremacist activity is …

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