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8 petty laws inspired by Honolulu’s attempted ban on cellphone walking

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… right-swiping their soulmate? No. Do you really think anyone is going to resist responding to Slack messages from their boss on-the-go, thereby shattering the illusion that they’re already diligently working from their desks instead of running 20 minutes late? LOL good one. We text, we walk, we multi-task. Get over it. Other petty laws the world could use instead While we’re on the topic of petty laws, there are SO many pieces of legislation we’d rather see passed. Here are …

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The insidiousness of Silicon Valley VCs, and their pithy, pathetic apology blogs

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… and his wife Jean Case, CEO of the Case Foundation, are both actively looking to fund underrepresented entrepreneurs. Case contributed to the Focus Fund, led by JumpStart Inc., an Ohio-based nonprofit focused on women and minority entrepreneurs. Theres no regulatory body that can change Silicon Valley beyond basic labor employment laws, and there are even some tweaks that can be made there. Erica Baker, an engineer and diversity advocate, pointed to sexual harassment laws: …

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What if women ruled the world?

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… will be no sexual assault, no catcalling, no mansplaining mansplain. I imagine we would call it the Law of Sschhh: if a woman says sschhh to a man, he is bound by law to go home and sit down and shut up. Soon, there will be no sexual assault, no catcalling, no mansplaining, no #notallmen. We would of course have a list of Dudes Who Are All Right, who would get to suggest laws every once in awhile. Justin Trudeau, Jeremy Corbyn, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Sadiq Khan, Channing Tatum. But theyd have to …

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Election blind dates: Nigel Farage and Rachel Johnson – BBC News

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Nigel Farage Who are you? I’m Nigel Farage, aged 53. Former leader of UKIP, campaigned for Brexit. What are your political views? I’ve always thought that the UK should be – must be – an independent self-governing nation that makes its own laws, controls its own borders and chooses its own friends in the world. I don’t just want the UK to leave the EU, I want Europe to leave the EU. How would you describe yourself? I’m a hard-working person, I’ve …

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Meet the sex-positive YouTubers giving kids the sex talks they really need

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… issues that affect our community My hero is… Harvey Milk. My one sex-ed pro tip is… communication! Talk to your friends, talk to your partners, dont be afraid to open up, ask questions, and explore your sexuality together. My sex related no-no is… I don’t have one. As long as everyone is of legal age, everyone is consenting, and no laws are being broken then Im game for almost anything. . It’s important for me to talk about sex because… the more you talk about …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… the many cruise lines offer us in the industry what’s known as a fam trip, to familiarize us with what the cruise line offers. So I was approached two weeks before the holidays with the chance to take such a trip on a four night cruise to the Baja peninsula, it left the day after Christmas. Since my husband had a big guys trip with his BFF lined up I thought perfect! My in laws have been begging us to watch our seven year old daughter so she went to grandmas and I went on a free cruise. …

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Trumps 7 Techniques To Control The Media

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… colors, creeds and orientations on the cast Trump responded angrily. Hetweeted that Pence had been harassed, and insisted that the cast and producers of the show, which I hear is highly overrated, apologize. 5. Threaten the media directly. Trump said he plans to change libel laws in the United States so that he can have an easier time suing news organizations. One of the things Im going to do if I win Im going to open up our libel laws so when they write purposely negative and horrible and false …

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‘We know what it is to bury a child’ the black mothers turning mourning into a movement

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… the laws should be the same. A lot of people didnt vote because they wanted to take a stand. And now they want to protest. No! What are you protesting? Your vote was your voice. Its OK to protest, but you have to know what youre going out there for. You have to have an end goal; you have to come with some demands. If you dont, you wont get anything accomplished. I was watching people …

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