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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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… mitigator and the reason for receiving such an unusually light sentence. Many have brought up the notion of self-defence as a response to this case. The slaying did not happen during an altercation: it appears to have been planned and she alleges it was executed in the middle of the night by a man whom Dee Dee had only met once. The Law could not see it as self-defence, and nor could Gypsy. After taking the plea, Gypsy told me that it is a comfort to know she will be out in under 10 years she …

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Disney apps spying on children, lawsuit claims

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The Walt Disney Company has been slapped with a Lawsuit claiming that more than 40 of its smartphone apps are illegally spying on children. The class-action Lawsuit alleges that Disney is violating the Childrens Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). The Law, passed in 1998, was designed to protect the privacy of children online. “COPPA imposes certain requirements on operators of websites or online services directed to children under 13 years of age, and on operators of other websites or …

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Justine Damond death: US investigators say ‘loud sound’ may have sparked police shooting

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… We cannot by Law compel Officer Noor to make a statement. I wish that he would. I wish that he would because he has a story to tell that only he can tell. The BCA said: The officers drove south through the alley between Washburn and Xerxes avenues toward West 51st Street in search of a suspect. All squad lights were off. As they reached West 51st Street, officer Harrity indicated that he was startled by a loud sound near the squad. Immediately afterward [Damond] approached the drivers side …

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8 petty laws inspired by Honolulu’s attempted ban on cellphone walking

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Image: Alexander Koerner/Getty Images If you are a human with a cell phone, odds are you’ve broken this Law that could soon be passed in Hawaii. On Wednesday, in an extraordinarily ambitious effort to make Hawaii’s streets safer, the Honolulu City Council passed a bill that prohibits pedestrians from staring down at their cell phones while crossing the street. Yes, you read that correctly. Hawaii essentially wants to prohibit people from texting and walking. HA, good luck with …

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What if women ruled the world?

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An end to abuse, a Law against mansplaining, and reparations for two millennia of injustice as a new sci-fi art show imagines a female-led future, we ask comedians, writers, politicians and CEOs for their vision Somethings not working at the moment Marina Abramovi, artist If women ruled the world, they would stop being fragile, they would stop being dependent, they would never be the victim, they would never be abused. I want women to be warriors. When women are free and happy, they will know …

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14 Mixed Messages All ’80s Kids Got From Cartoons

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… The Rescue Rangers were always snooping in on the police and taking on cases that probably should’ve been handled by actual Law enforcement — or at least professional rodent Law enforcement. 8. It’s perfectly safe to leave toddlers unsupervised for several hours. View this image › Via youtube.com Like who in the hell was raising all those Muppet Babies?! ‘Cause it sure as hell wasn’t Nanny …

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Government’s Instagram post compares labour pains to military service

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… post made by Gov.sg. But netizens were not amused by the comparison. “Gov.sg is trying to be funny when clearly it has failed,” said one netizen on Facebook. “There is no Law in Singapore that says women MUST become pregnant. But if you refuse to serve NS, then you must go to prison,” said another. “No brainer. Labour is [painful] before, during and…after. NS is [about] getting fit, making friends, [and] going partying,” one added. We don’t have …

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Report Slams Virtual Charter Schools That Graduate Just 36% Of Students

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… massive school that draws students from all corners of the state. But to comply with California Law, K12 instead operates out of a dozen different districts, an arrangement that the report finds problematic: The school districts that K12 chooses to oversee its schools are often tiny, with vastly limited resources. A district of 30 students — a single, quaint country schoolhouse with six teachers and a principal who also serves as the district’s superintendent — authorizes …

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Egyptian Doctors Think This Torturous Exam Can Detect “Chronic Homosexuals”

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… whether someone has ever had anal sex, but also to detect “chronic homosexuals,” because the letter of Egyptian Law only criminalizes men who engage in “habitual debauchery.” Louis said that he believed that in addition to their elongation, the anuses of “chronic homosexuals” also don’t clench when touched or don’t contract as tightly. They are smooth and lack the “corrugations” — wrinkles — found on “normal” …

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Getting Shot Is Apparently No Big Deal. These 15 People Were Totally Fine.

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… during a home invasion. 5.) Ronald Reagan. Wikipedia Former President Reagan was the target of an attempted assassination back in 1981. The bullet barely missed his heart.  6.) Greg LeMond. Wikipedia The three time Tour de France winner, LeMond was seriously in 1987 during a hunting accident. He was shot by his brother-in-Law. 7.) Vladimir Lenin. Wikipedia The first leader of the Soviet Union survived two …

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