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In Chat Rooms, Unite the Right Organizers Planned to Obscure Their Racism

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… you’re going to keep making those jokes leave the fucking server.” However, Kessler himself had trouble adhering to that kind of message discipline. Days after the event, he tweeted, “Heather Heyer was a fat, disgusting Communist. Communists have killed 94 million. Looks like it was payback time.” When that post drew a massive backlash, Kessler first said his account had been hacked and then, admitting that was a lie, blamed his actions on mixing alcohol with prescription …

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Welcome To Virgo Season, Bitches

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… planner, find your ballpoint pens, pack an extra phone charger in your bag and make sure you have 👏 your 👏 shit 👏 together. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Let’s face it. We all have at least one Virgo in our life that we wish we could emulate on a daily basis. Wouldn’t it be kind of cool to give them a run for their money? Even if only for a month? So welcome to Virgo season, bitches. May the odds be …

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LCD Soundsystems James Murphy: I was a joke. My wife said I was going to die

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… He laughs. Which would make me feel like Sting, or something: I dont want to play with Stewart and Andy any more, so Ive got to play jazz. It all felt so shit. HeThey were just showing that LCD Soundsystem really mattered to them, that they really identified with it. So I was sorry. I felt sad about that. He says he is no longer beset by the kind of fears about irrelevance that fuelled Losing My Edge I kept saying, Ill do it until I feel like its embarrassing to do, but its not embarrassing to …

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BOOM: Colion Noir accused of being NRA’s ‘token,’ EPIC backfire ensues

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NRA-TV host and 2nd Amendment advocate Colion Noir has taken his share of ridiculous accusations from the gun grabber crowd, and he’s also got to deal with this kind of crap: Yeah but don't assume you aren't being used for their own alterior motives. — Thomas Jones, CIPT (@OtherTomJones) August 10, 2017 What are these ulterior motives? https://t.co/590yVlWs2l — Colion Noir (@MrColionNoir) August 10, 2017 You're their token black guy. That isn't to say …

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Huge Twitter Thread Proves The Perfect ‘Friends’ Couple Was Rachel & Joey, Not Rachel & Ross

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… (@kaneandgriffin) August 8, 2017 To wrap it all up, Willett sums it up as follows: Ross really just loved the idea of Rachel, the hot girl he had a crush on as a teenager and never thought he could actually date, but Joey fell in love with his friend for years whom he’s loved and supported even before developing romantic feelings for her. 94/ Ross fell in love with A PICTURE OF HIMSELF AS THE kind OF MAN WHO COULD DATE A RACHEL and on some level that was always what he wanted. …

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Houston Couple Calls Fast Food Chain To Order Breakfast Burritos & Rescue Boat & They Deliver!

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… fast food chain played into their escape: “We had to get out of there so I called Chick-fil-A, now that sounds kind of funny. I ordered two grilled chicken burritos with extra egg and a boat. And can you believe that one of the managers of Chick-fil-A, she sent her husband to pick us up and we are so grateful.” A manger’s husband and two men with jet skis showed up to rescue the grandparents from the rising water levels! You can watch the clip (below): “I ordered two …

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Scott Disick Has A New 20-Year-Old Hookup

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… which is funny considering Lindsay’s not actually 21 yet. Someone get this girl a Shirley Temple with an extra cherry! Lindsay’s clubbing outfit was some kind of black jumpsuit that basically has no top, so you can see her entire bra, which is great, but like what’s the point of it being a jumpsuit? We haven’t seen Lindsay and Scott together recently, but they did hangout for a bit back in late 2015. At the time, Lindsay was freshly 18, and they spent the night together …

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The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap Youll Ever Read, Part 2: I Am Shooketh

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… I think the opposite but I guess thats what makes this country of ours so great. Okay the Spanish language book is actually kind of cute, but kissing Bryan literally looks like the seventh circle of hell to me. IDK if this assessment makes sense, but he just uses too much mouth. Wayyyy too much mouth.  At this point, Im still team Peter, but all of that is about to change Peter and Rachel have this green camo thing going on. Ive never seen a couple that matches better in my life. Their …

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Luc Besson on turning Rihanna into a 28th-century Cleopatra and being stood up by Prince

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… one. He gives a soft heh-heh. Its kind of crazy. Adapted from the comic strip Dane DeHaan and The Fifth Element was progressive in its view of race and gender, placing in the traditional damsel-in-distress role a priapic African-American man ( Alain Delon, are you? He felt completely alone. Youre by yourself. Youre too weird for girls. The two subjects I could talk about were dolphins and movies. The girls actually ran away when they saw me. Out of these feelings of isolation came his …

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Mark Ruffalo taking close-up pictures of Tom Hiddleston is simply adorable

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If you were sat on a chair between Tom Hiddleston and Cate Blanchett you’d be pretty excited, right? Of course you would. It doesn’t matter if you’re you or you’re Mark Ruffalo. SEE ALSO: I look at this photo of Mark Ruffalo skateboarding whenever I feel sad Speaking of Mark Ruffalo, here’s a tweet from the man himself that’ll give you a sense of just how much he loves his fellow Thor: Ragnarok cast members. When your friends are kind of a big deal. #SDCC …

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