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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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My nana’s got a stair lift in her house because she’s old as fuck and her bones are all crackly and frail. She’s also super twisted and loves wild shit. Here’s a bunch of ways me and the boys messed around with her stair lift ranked by how sick my nana thought it was. 6. Cranking up the stair lift speed to the fastest setting and lettin’ ’er rip: We thought this was gonna be more badass than it was, but it turns out these stair lift things don’t go …

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This dog went viral for carrying a bag of food during Hurricane Harvey

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… and shared more than 34,000 times. Dockens told the Washington Post she followed the German shepherd mix until he was outside his family’s house in Sinton—about 30 miles northwest of Corpus Christi. “This lady comes by and tells me, ‘Is that your dog coming down the road?’” Salvador Segovia told the newspaper. “And I turn around, there comes Otis, and he’s carrying food!” Otis entered the front porch, dropped the bag of food, and lay …

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Hurricane Irma takes aim at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago, social media goes wild

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A spate of social media posts expressing hope that Hurricane Irma trashes President Trump’s Palm Beach, Fla., resort is producing a backlash of disgust and criticism. The president’s famed Mar-a-Lago estate – the so-called “winter White house” in southeast Florida where Trump has spent many weekends since his inauguration — looks like it could suffer some major damage if the Category 5 hurricane continues on its projected path. Trump declared a state of …

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Scammers Are Constructing Fake People to Get Real Credit Cards

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On a warm day in May, agents from the FBI and the U.S. Postal Inspection Service descended on a leafy neighborhood in South Carolina and raided the home of a DJ suspected of using fake identities to obtain 558 credit cards from Capital One Financial Corp. Outside the house in Rock Hill sat a small fleet of luxury sedans that the man, Charles Whitlock Jr., had bragged about on Facebook, writing, “My Car Detail Bill is getting up there, lol.” Inside, investigators found a pair of …

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Busy Philips livid after being mistaken for Sarah Sanders

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Busy Philips was not happy to see the leader of a coalition fighting against President Trump mistaking her for White house press secretary Sarah Sanders in a tweet.   Jon Cooper, chairman of The Democratic Coalition, tweeted an image of Philips on Thursday and wrote “Sarah Huckabee Sanders even looked habitually pissed when she was a teenager! I guess having Mike Huckabee as your dad does that to you.” GLENN CLOSE RECALLS ‘HORRIBLE’ CLOSE CALLS WITH THE CASTING …

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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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… adulthood. Dee Dee often clashed with her family about Gypsy and the care that she thought the girl needed. After it was discovered that Dee Dee had opened up credit cards in her fathers name, she left her familys house in the middle of the night, leaving no forwarding address. Living a lie: despite her many supposed health problems, when prison doctors recently examined her Gypsy was given a clean bill of health Later, Gypsy and Dee Dee were forced to move from Louisiana to …

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Chuck E. Cheeses Is Getting Rid Of Its Robot Band And We Don’t Know How To Feel

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Welcome to your house of nightmares, where it constantly smells like carpet cleaner and you’re always three tickets short of that really awesome combination flashlight/spy pen. But now, there’s a little less fuel for your nightmares. Chuck E. Cheese is getting rid of its robot band, and no one really knows quite how to feel about it. Earlier this week, Chuck E. Cheese CEO Tom Leverton told CBS News that the company was revamping the chain, starting with a few locations in San …

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‘Church of Lyintology’: Conservatives JOYOUSLY mock Hillary’s newfound ‘religion’ on #HillaryChurches

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… — Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) August 10, 2017 #HillaryChurchesChurch of the Holy Panderer — Lizzy Lou Who (@_wintergirl93) August 10, 2017 house of No Commandments #HillaryChurches — The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) August 10, 2017 #HillaryChurches Our Lady of the Benghazi Massacre — Rick Robinson (@AOTR_Host) August 10, 2017 if ( (window.__aa_fraud_serve === undefined) || (window.__aa_fraud_serve == true) ) { googletag.cmd.push(function () { …

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6 of the nuttiest Mooch quotes from his latest interview

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Bye bye Moochie.Image: AP/REX/Shutterstock Say what you want about Donald Trump’s former almost White house Communications Director, but there’s no denying the dude’s got a way with words. During the mere 10 days in his White house career, we had a chance to read some of Anthony Scaramucci’s “colorful language” from his wild interview with The New Yorker‘s Ryan Lizza. Now that he’s left his role he’s free to speak even more … freely. …

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You Are Robot Boy! Can You Save Japan From Monsters?

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This feature requires JavaScript to function. Yes, that is where I live. I am Japanese. Japan is a glistening island nation. A land steeped in ancient history, but also on the cutting edge of science and technology. It is where pagodas and skyscrapers coexist. I live in a house with my parents. I am a normal 15-year-old Japanese boy. You are Robot Boy, a normal Japanese teenager. You live with your parents in a normal house that is a robotics factory. …

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