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Hurricane Irma takes aim at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago, social media goes wild

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A spate of social media posts expressing hope that Hurricane Irma trashes President Trump’s Palm Beach, Fla., resort is producing a backlash of disgust and criticism. The president’s famed Mar-a-Lago estate – the so-called “winter White House” in southeast Florida where Trump has spent many weekends since his inauguration — looks like it could suffer some major damage if the Category 5 hurricane continues on its projected path. Trump declared a state of …

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25 Signs That Will Make You Lose All Hope In Humanity

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… labels, you might just lose all hope in your fellow man. 1. Peanuts contain peanuts? No way! //www.instagram.com/p/BKoxd7ug9mK/embed Read More: Whoever Put Up These Hysterical Flyers Is A Brilliant Mastermind 2. Thanks, Paul. I never would have noticed. //www.instagram.com/p/BO7_CoMgrdO/embed <div class="llcust" data-lltype="social" id="ll_590846ceb4c4f" data-source=" //www.instagram.com/p/BEzmZ9wS67p/embed <div class="llcust" …

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Houston Couple Calls Fast Food Chain To Order Breakfast Burritos & Rescue Boat & They Deliver!

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… moment, I was there to answer the phone and get him help.” In case you’ve forgotten, the company has been known to have an anti-gay agenda, and would even donate directly to anti-gay groups! Even after promising not to do so, they still hosted a fundraiser for one group. Still, we’re glad to see some good here. After all, we can still hope for change! [Image via Reddit.] Related Stories Police Officer Under Investigation After Telling Woman Not To Worry, ‘We Only …

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Chuck E. Cheeses Is Getting Rid Of Its Robot Band And We Don’t Know How To Feel

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… bday but the Chuck E Cheese band is breaking up so please excuse me as I go mourn this iconic group moira (@ariomash) August 19, 2017 As a kid I had a recurring nightmare that the Chuck E Cheese band tore loose from the stage and attacked me as fam & friends shrugged so OK https://t.co/1UJEWUZjoJ Jeff Olson (@ProfOTweets) August 18, 2017 I hope they have the animatronic Chuck E. Cheese band play Hurt by NIN at their last show. Alligator Lincoln (@Andrew_113) August 18, 2017 …

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Squirrels Are Getting Seriously Tubby From The Warm Winter Weather

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… The tweets below highlight some of the rather large squirrels spotted in locations across Europe and North America. the fattest squirrel I’ve ever seen in my life just stole an avocado from our trash can pic.twitter.com/zoeTV9dhAf b (@brob3rts) December 2, 2014 A new low for my favorite fat squirrel. He is now INSIDE the bird feeder. All hope is lost https://t.co/XuvD5DI60c pic.twitter.com/UGwGGnQ3nK Angela T. Palmer (@plantweenie) January 4, 2016 Guys I found the fattest …

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‘Right in front of my salad,’ your new favorite meme, has a very NSFW origin

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Warning: This article contains some very NSFW content. And by that we mean porn. OK, proceed. You might have noticed a new, veggie-based meme going around Twitter or Tumblr, but you might not know of its sexy origins. The meme is an annoyed woman saying, “Right in front of my salad?” It’s really a great response to anything that you find troubling, upsetting, or downright irritating. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD is trending now I have hope there’s still good in this …

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Luc Besson on turning Rihanna into a 28th-century Cleopatra and being stood up by Prince

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… of the films 28th-century intergalactic escapades. Valerian had a dismal $17m opening weekend in the US last month. In Germany, it landed in third place behind Despicable Me 3, which had already been on release for three weeks. Luc Besson. Photograph: Lee Jin-man/AP There are glimmers of hope. France welcomed the movie enthusiastically last week, as it usually does with anything by the Parisian film-maker, giving it the second-best opening day of the year. But these are still …

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MashReads Podcast: ‘The Idiot’ is one of the best books you’ll read all year

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… including: reading The New York Times Magazine’s Letters of Recommendation and listening to Carly Rae Jepsen’s album Emotion when you’re having a bad day. Next week are discussing the latest dive into the Spider-Man universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming, because, comic books, folks. We hope you’ll join us. And if you’re looking for another book to sink your teeth into, we suggest Homegoing by Yaa Gyasi, our new MashReads book club pick for the month. Gyasi will be …

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Best holiday reads 2017, picked by writers part one

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… will do what the very best childrens fiction has always done: offer promise of hope and heroism in a world which seems to offer none. Philippe Sands History and memoir offer insights into other times and lives that make Britains current miserable travails marginally more tolerable. The Greatest Comeback (Biteback) by David Bolchover is astonishing, not least for its unlikely melding of football and mass murder, two of my daily passions; there is no escape from the continuing powerful embrace of …

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